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Old 05-25-2014, 01:43 AM   #126
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Fankadeo raped a duck once.
did you know, duck penises are 9 inches long and they propagate via rape. true story
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Old 05-25-2014, 01:44 AM   #127
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ok...... thread going off the rails......
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Old 05-25-2014, 01:45 AM   #128
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did you know, duck penises are 9 inches long and they propagate via rape. true story

So thus the "**** a duck" phrase came into being.
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Old 05-25-2014, 01:48 AM   #129
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did you know, duck penises are 9 inches long and they propagate via rape. true story
I did know that actually.

Most of the female ducks that Fankadeo raped were pissed at him because they couldn't get them pregnant.
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Old 05-25-2014, 01:49 AM   #130
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did you know, duck penises are 9 inches long and they propagate via rape. true story
wow.. that's info I think I could have done without the rest of my life but its funny... not to mention if its true I would think most men would have duck envy all day long every day...and forget about them watching the AFLAC commercials especially the ones that are a little short in that department...
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Old 05-25-2014, 01:51 AM   #131
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I did know that actually.

Most of the female ducks that Fankadeo raped were pissed at him because they couldn't get them pregnant.
and if he had succeeded what would the offspring be called... Fankducko...
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Old 05-25-2014, 01:53 AM   #132
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and if he had succeeded what would the offspring be called... Fankducko...
Microducko
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Old 05-25-2014, 01:58 AM   #133
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Microducko
and Minnie ducko if it was a girl... in honor of Minnie mouse..
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Old 05-25-2014, 02:21 AM   #134
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and young cows are heifers!
Indeed they are -- until they give birth to a calf; then they're cows. And young female horses are known as "fillies" -- the term "colt" for a young horse generally indicates male gender.
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Old 05-25-2014, 08:36 AM   #135
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wow.. that's info I think I could have done without the rest of my life but its funny... not to mention if its true I would think most men would have duck envy all day long every day...and forget about them watching the AFLAC commercials especially the ones that are a little short in that department...
We make up for it in girth, well at least some of us do anyway.
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Why was this thread moved to the butt?
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Old 05-25-2014, 01:22 PM   #137
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Why was this thread moved to the butt?
I don't know, you don't think it could have anything to do with the whole meat curtain thing do ya?
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Old 05-25-2014, 02:06 PM   #138
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Why was this thread moved to the butt?
The thread was moved because it was hijacked into personal attacks on another poster. Personal attacks on other posters have never been considered appropriate content for the main page.
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Old 05-25-2014, 07:50 PM   #139
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The thread was moved because it was hijacked into personal attacks on another poster. Personal attacks on other posters have never been considered appropriate content for the main page.
That was the only reason the thread was any good.
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On the bright side: more room for threads about gay dogs, redneck Texans, and Johnny Manziel's tiny, tiny penis.
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Old 05-27-2014, 01:43 PM   #142
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The thread was moved because it was hijacked into personal attacks on another poster. Personal attacks on other posters have never been considered appropriate content for the main page.

Have those posts been removed from this thread? I just read the entire thread and didn't see a single person being personally attacked.

If the answer is yes, then why not move this back to the main board?
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Old 05-27-2014, 02:13 PM   #143
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Have those posts been removed from this thread? I just read the entire thread and didn't see a single person being personally attacked.

If the answer is yes, then why not move this back to the main board?
I like Blue but she has a history of inconsistent moderating. I didn't see anything wrong with that thread either. What I did see was a single thread that was very active during the slowest time of the year for the OM. It seemed very counter productive to move it.

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Old 05-27-2014, 02:23 PM   #144
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BTW If you subscribe to a thread the new posts will show up in the "subscribed threads" sub heading no matter what forum it is in or moved to.
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Old 05-28-2014, 01:16 PM   #145
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Have those posts been removed from this thread? I just read the entire thread and didn't see a single person being personally attacked.

If the answer is yes, then why not move this back to the main board?
The posts are still there. Tell you what -- go to Post # 116 and substitute "GreatBronco16" (or "baja" or "Kaylore") for "fankadeo" in that post and in post #122 and #129 and get back to me on whether or not you perceive that as a personal attack. Sniping at one another is nothing new for "Stugots III" and "fankadeo" but that type of content doesn't need to be front-and-center on the main board; its proper place is where it now resides.
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The posts are still there. Tell you what -- go to Post # 116 and substitute "GreatBronco16" (or "baja" or "Kaylore") for "fankadeo" in that post and in post #122 and #129 and get back to me on whether or not you perceive that as a personal attack. Sniping at one another is nothing new for "Stugots III" and "fankadeo" but that type of content doesn't need to be front-and-center on the main board; its proper place is where it now resides.

I can't speak for anyone else but I never thought fankadeo actually raped a duck but lets ask.

Did anyone believe for one second the dude raped a duck.



Is it even possible to rape a duck?


I love ya Blue but I think you over reacted on this one.
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Old 05-28-2014, 02:09 PM   #147
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I can't speak for anyone else but I never thought fankadeo actually raped a duck but lets ask.

Did anyone believe for one second the dude raped a duck.



Is it even possible to rape a duck?


I love ya Blue but I think you over reacted on this one.
I think it's called a quack job...
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I can't speak for anyone else but I never thought fankadeo actually raped a duck but lets ask.

Did anyone believe for one second the dude raped a duck.



Is it even possible to rape a duck?


I love ya Blue but I think you over reacted on this one.
Well, I'm just sayin' that if the entire conversation had been about "baja" rather than about "fankadeo", you'd likely have been blowing up the mods' PM boxes with protests if it hadn't been moved.

And I maintain that such content absolutely, positively does not belong on the main forum page regardless.
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Well, I'm just sayin' that if the entire conversation had been about "baja" rather than about "fankadeo", you'd likely have been blowing up the mods' PM boxes with protests if it hadn't been moved.

And I maintain that such content absolutely, positively does not belong on the main forum page regardless.
Actually no because it is obviously a tongue in cheek post. People do not rape ducks Blue. Now if the poster accused fankadeo (or me) of pedophilia that is a whole different ball game. You do see the difference don't you Blue? Please tell you do.
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Actually no because it is obviously a tongue in cheek post. People do not rape ducks Blue. Now if the poster accused fankadeo (or me) of pedophilia that is a whole different ball game. You do see the difference don't you Blue? Please tell you do.
Not gonna discuss this any further, Baja. The thread's where it belongs.
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