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Old 05-24-2014, 03:09 PM   #101
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Are you saying he was pretty excited.
3x pretty excited.
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Old 05-24-2014, 03:18 PM   #102
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Well there is your problem you are planting them in the shell.


As for flying chickens only the eggs with visas will work.

Yeah, like my eggs can get visas. They can't even get greencards, although they've been toiling in my yard for years. I may have to start a chicken smuggling operation.
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Old 05-24-2014, 03:30 PM   #103
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Yeah, like my eggs can get visas. They can't even get greencards, although they've been toiling in my yard for years. I may have to start a chicken smuggling operation.


I suggest consulting with this man;



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Old 05-24-2014, 04:23 PM   #104
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and young cows are heifers!
And old cows are called Kirstie Alley.
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Old 05-24-2014, 04:49 PM   #105
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Finally....16,000 posts.

I was about there several months ago, until Taco deleted several hundred of my Melissa Midwest birthday posts.

I can't prove it, but I'm fairly certain that's the reason Denver got dong thumped in the Super Bowl.
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Old 05-24-2014, 08:23 PM   #106
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This one guy said p***Y good woman bad.


That doesn't sound right to me.
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Old 05-24-2014, 09:17 PM   #107
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Thinking I screwed up my left shoulder. Arm gets tired quickly, shoulder aches with sudden movement or coughing. Even my neck hurts from time to time. Effing 30s.


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Old 05-24-2014, 10:24 PM   #108
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Doing what?
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Old 05-24-2014, 10:30 PM   #109
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What about the random flying apostrophe in the thread title?

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Old 05-24-2014, 10:57 PM   #110
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If he was truly a lurker he'd know about the Ring of Fame threads and the 100s of other FAR better threads that are regularly bumped here like the Myrtle Beach and Ghostbusters threads.
Well, it was an early prediction. I know all about the ROF threads I made one myself. Anyway, we'll see where this thread goes but I predict it is not going away...... EVER!!
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Fankadeo raped a duck once.
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Old 05-24-2014, 11:12 PM   #112
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Old 05-24-2014, 11:18 PM   #113
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a rubber duckie right
Nah...it was a live duck.

Duck laughed at his micropenis though...
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Old 05-24-2014, 11:43 PM   #114
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I can relate Ive laughed at a couple myself..
So you've met Fankadeo
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Old 05-25-2014, 12:30 AM   #115
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how micro is it...could have...
It's smaller than a pelican's clit.
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Old 05-25-2014, 12:43 AM   #116
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Fankadeo raped a duck once.
did you know, duck penises are 9 inches long and they propagate via rape. true story
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ok...... thread going off the rails......
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Old 05-25-2014, 12:45 AM   #118
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did you know, duck penises are 9 inches long and they propagate via rape. true story

So thus the "**** a duck" phrase came into being.
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did you know, duck penises are 9 inches long and they propagate via rape. true story
I did know that actually.

Most of the female ducks that Fankadeo raped were pissed at him because they couldn't get them pregnant.
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Old 05-25-2014, 12:53 AM   #120
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and if he had succeeded what would the offspring be called... Fankducko...
Microducko
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Old 05-25-2014, 01:21 AM   #121
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Great, humiliation pile on 20 years after the fact.


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and young cows are heifers!
Indeed they are -- until they give birth to a calf; then they're cows. And young female horses are known as "fillies" -- the term "colt" for a young horse generally indicates male gender.
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Old 05-25-2014, 07:36 AM   #122
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wow.. that's info I think I could have done without the rest of my life but its funny... not to mention if its true I would think most men would have duck envy all day long every day...and forget about them watching the AFLAC commercials especially the ones that are a little short in that department...
We make up for it in girth, well at least some of us do anyway.
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Old 05-25-2014, 12:00 PM   #123
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Why was this thread moved to the butt?
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Old 05-25-2014, 12:22 PM   #124
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Why was this thread moved to the butt?
I don't know, you don't think it could have anything to do with the whole meat curtain thing do ya?
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Old 05-25-2014, 01:06 PM   #125
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Why was this thread moved to the butt?
The thread was moved because it was hijacked into personal attacks on another poster. Personal attacks on other posters have never been considered appropriate content for the main page.
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