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Old 05-24-2014, 04:04 PM   #101
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I wonder how Von Miller's chicken farm is coming along. He was pretty excited about chickens. I haven't heard anything since last summer when he was pretty excited about getting his first chickens. He was pretty excited about it.
Are you saying he was pretty excited.
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Old 05-24-2014, 04:09 PM   #102
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Are you saying he was pretty excited.
3x pretty excited.
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Old 05-24-2014, 04:18 PM   #103
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Well there is your problem you are planting them in the shell.


As for flying chickens only the eggs with visas will work.

Yeah, like my eggs can get visas. They can't even get greencards, although they've been toiling in my yard for years. I may have to start a chicken smuggling operation.
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Old 05-24-2014, 04:30 PM   #104
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Yeah, like my eggs can get visas. They can't even get greencards, although they've been toiling in my yard for years. I may have to start a chicken smuggling operation.


I suggest consulting with this man;



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Old 05-24-2014, 05:23 PM   #105
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and young cows are heifers!
And old cows are called Kirstie Alley.
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Old 05-24-2014, 05:49 PM   #106
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Finally....16,000 posts.

I was about there several months ago, until Taco deleted several hundred of my Melissa Midwest birthday posts.

I can't prove it, but I'm fairly certain that's the reason Denver got dong thumped in the Super Bowl.
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Old 05-24-2014, 09:23 PM   #107
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This one guy said p***Y good woman bad.


That doesn't sound right to me.
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Old 05-24-2014, 09:39 PM   #108
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Finally....16,000 posts.

I was about there several months ago, until Taco deleted several hundred of my Melissa Midwest birthday posts.

I can't prove it, but I'm fairly certain that's the reason Denver got dong thumped in the Super Bowl.
glad that's the reason cause I kept thinking it was my fault joking on how their quarterback didn't know that in football ya run forwards and not backwards...glad that's off of me..
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Old 05-24-2014, 10:17 PM   #109
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Thinking I screwed up my left shoulder. Arm gets tired quickly, shoulder aches with sudden movement or coughing. Even my neck hurts from time to time. Effing 30s.


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Thinking I screwed up my left shoulder. Arm gets tired quickly, shoulder aches with sudden movement or coughing. Even my neck hurts from time to time. Effing 30s.


don't sound good....time for a check-up
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Old 05-24-2014, 11:24 PM   #111
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Doing what?
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Old 05-24-2014, 11:26 PM   #112
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Doing what?
changing channels of course...
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Old 05-24-2014, 11:30 PM   #113
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What about the random flying apostrophe in the thread title?

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Old 05-24-2014, 11:39 PM   #114
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I just learned something new but of course I don't watch it so its probably not new at all the UFC has a bantamweight what the hell is that.. lighter then a light weight ... I thought they had 1 belt oh well who knew...
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Old 05-24-2014, 11:57 PM   #115
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If he was truly a lurker he'd know about the Ring of Fame threads and the 100s of other FAR better threads that are regularly bumped here like the Myrtle Beach and Ghostbusters threads.
Well, it was an early prediction. I know all about the ROF threads I made one myself. Anyway, we'll see where this thread goes but I predict it is not going away...... EVER!!
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Fankadeo raped a duck once.
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Old 05-25-2014, 12:07 AM   #117
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Fankadeo raped a duck once.
a rubber duckie right
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Old 05-25-2014, 12:12 AM   #118
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AFLEC....
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AFLEC....
hes a cool duck..
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a rubber duckie right
Nah...it was a live duck.

Duck laughed at his micropenis though...
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Nah...it was a live duck.

Duck laughed at his micropenis though...
I can relate Ive laughed at a couple myself..
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I can relate Ive laughed at a couple myself..
So you've met Fankadeo
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how micro is it...could have...
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how micro is it...could have...
It's smaller than a pelican's clit.
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It's smaller than a pelican's clit.
well don't know about females there of any sort my friend but if your saying micro mini then yeah could have come across him ...theres many of men out there that got the man part the good lord above just forgot the hood part...
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