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Old 05-23-2014, 09:51 AM   #26
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I have a chicken that has survived 3 separate mauling attacks by one of my dogs. One thought I have is to just shoot the problem dog. The other thought is to shoot the chicken, because I'm concerned it just might be a zombie.
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Old 05-23-2014, 09:52 AM   #27
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I'm not going to lie. I have become attached to my dumbass chickens and no longer eat chicken. Bought them to eat the bugs around my house (especially scorpions). They are great at that. Not so great at avoiding one of my dogs. Hopefully they will start laying eggs soon. No mercy on chicken eggs.
I wonder if zombie chicken eggs taste a little less fresh?
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Old 05-23-2014, 09:57 AM   #28
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Old 05-23-2014, 10:03 AM   #29
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So I have decided that I am tired of working for bootleg, low quality newspapers! So I'm in the process of starting my own bootleg, but high quality newspaper! And I'm not hiring my son! Or any family members!
Go ahead. Hire your kid. What if nobody else does, and he turns out to be, "...not too shabby"?


Damn. That may be the first time I've used that reference.
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Old 05-23-2014, 10:23 AM   #30
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bulk cheese, box wine, natty light. it's a hellova friday.
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Old 05-23-2014, 10:25 AM   #31
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I just started drinking.. Not important enough for its own thread but interesting nonetheless.
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Old 05-23-2014, 10:29 AM   #32
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I want to sell red stoplights for the home that men can use on their wives and girlfriends whenever they want them to stop what they're doing and focus on something else. I think it would be really effective to have it mounted next to your TV and when the game is on and she starts telling you about the baby shower you need to go to Target with her for to get a present, you can just push the button and the red light will send her immediately texting on her phone, checking her makeup, digging through her purse for some crap, etc.
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Old 05-23-2014, 10:32 AM   #33
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I want to sell red stoplights for the home that men can use on their wives and girlfriends whenever they want them to stop what they're doing and focus on something else. I think it would be really effective to have it mounted next to your TV and when the game is on and she starts telling you about the baby shower you need to go to Target with her for to get a present, you can just push the button and the red light will send her immediately texting on her phone, checking her makeup, digging through her purse for some crap, etc.
There is a button on the side of their face you can activate that accomplishes the same task. Works best when you depress the button with the back of your hand.
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Old 05-23-2014, 10:34 AM   #34
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I want to sell red stoplights for the home that men can use on their wives and girlfriends whenever they want them to stop what they're doing and focus on something else. I think it would be really effective to have it mounted next to your TV and when the game is on and she starts telling you about the baby shower you need to go to Target with her for to get a present, you can just push the button and the red light will send her immediately texting on her phone, checking her makeup, digging through her purse for some crap, etc.

It's been done:


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Old 05-23-2014, 10:48 AM   #35
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Why do people give rep without a comment?
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Old 05-23-2014, 10:57 AM   #36
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Why do people give rep without a comment?
Often I do it, and it is because I can't type a rep comment on a mobile device. iPads and iPhones are the worst with this.
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Old 05-23-2014, 11:03 AM   #37
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Often I do it, and it is because I can't type a rep comment on a mobile device. iPads and iPhones are the worst with this.
Write your comment as a new post, copy, hit rep and paste. I think that works
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Old 05-23-2014, 11:05 AM   #38
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Write your comment as a new post, copy, hit rep and paste. I think that works
Most of my rep comments aren't worth that kind of hassle.
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Old 05-23-2014, 11:09 AM   #39
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You have to open in a new tab. Just hold down on the rep button and it will let you enter in it's own tab any words.
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Old 05-23-2014, 11:29 AM   #40
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You have to open in a new tab. Just hold down on the rep button and it will let you enter in it's own tab any words.
This is how you do it on mobile phones.
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Old 05-23-2014, 11:38 AM   #41
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I'm not going to lie. I have become attached to my dumbass chickens and no longer eat chicken. Bought them to eat the bugs around my house (especially scorpions). They are great at that. Not so great at avoiding one of my dogs. Hopefully they will start laying eggs soon. No mercy on chicken eggs.
You no longer eat chicken? All meat...or just chicken?
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Old 05-23-2014, 11:41 AM   #42
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I just at 7.7 ounces of broiled chicken. #Newcolonel
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Old 05-23-2014, 11:47 AM   #43
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You no longer eat chicken? All meat...or just chicken?
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Old 05-23-2014, 11:50 AM   #44
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I just started drinking.. Not important enough for its own thread but interesting nonetheless.
Interesting. I have the occasional beer... like 1-2 drinks a week.

I've pretty much given up alcohol for cannabis.
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Old 05-23-2014, 11:54 AM   #45
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Interesting. I have the occasional beer... like 1-2 drinks a week.

I've pretty much given up gainful employment for cannabis.
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Old 05-23-2014, 12:08 PM   #46
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Interesting. I have the occasional beer... like 1-2 drinks a week.

I've pretty much given up alcohol for cannabis.
We are going to Denver in August.... cannabis is most definitely on the agenda!!!
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Old 05-23-2014, 12:16 PM   #47
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Old 05-23-2014, 12:26 PM   #48
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There is a button on the side of their face you can activate that accomplishes the same task. Works best when you depress the button with the back of your hand.
OMG. Horrible.
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Old 05-23-2014, 12:30 PM   #49
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