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Old 05-23-2014, 09:49 AM   #201
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Old 05-23-2014, 10:06 AM   #202
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First, I don't agree that preferring women who shave is a sign you are a pedophile. I've actually heard this before. We had a couples game night and the wives were whining about this and made the same comment that "only little girls have no pubes." First, most men aren't familiar with young girls' reproductive organs the way women are as they watch their own bodies change. Just because a hairless cootch reminds a woman of her body at a young age, that doesn't mean that's where a man's mind is going. Yes, body hair is on both sexes after puberty, but as women have made it a cultural norm (in America, anyway) to remove body hair, it is mostly a sign of masculinity. So removing the hair can seem more feminine, and focuses attention on a woman's skin. Do women really believe shaving their legs makes them look like children? No. A secondary advantage is it allows a cleaner, more streamlined "work surface" for the man (and by that I mean really for the woman) so there is a win-win here.

Second, I knew two women who worked at PT's in the mid-2000's. They were in an improv comedy class I was taking. They were cute and they were also promiscuous. During lunch we'd all eat together and they mentioned that a few times they fooled around with each other. I asked one of them about it and she told me while her own "drapes" were high and tight, her friend's were quite beefy and I believe she used the term "hairy axe wound" to create a visual image. The life lesson to take away here is that sexual activity has no determination on how your lady's lady was stitched together.

And football players who get arrested in May or June are asking for it. There is barely any news and the media is begging for something to follow to fill the time.
Honestly, if you are going to get caught doing something stupid, make it epic. Get caught sodomizing a burning dolphin while dressed in an Elvis jumpsuit stolen from a vax museum while snorting powderized rhino testicles through the cured urethra of a narwal.
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Old 05-23-2014, 10:10 AM   #203
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Honestly, if you are going to get caught doing something stupid, make it epic. Get caught sodomizing a burning dolphin while dressed in an Elvis jumpsuit stolen from a vax museum while snorting powderized rhino testicles through the cured urethra of a narwal.
I don't know, that has been done so many times before.
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Old 05-23-2014, 10:12 AM   #204
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As others have said. If you want someone to spend more time around your area you need to clean up the place a little. Curb appeal is key.
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Old 05-23-2014, 10:56 AM   #205
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Peyton should take him to his countless speech engagements or golfing.
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Old 05-23-2014, 11:04 AM   #206
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Oh please, you are not sorry at all. If ya'll thought it mattered people would've stopped responding. It wasn't exactly offensive to me personally only because it's not the first time I've seen a thread derailed by this same discussion or something very similar. I've also seen threads derailed by real vs fake boobs, small vs big boobs, leg men vs boob men, are leg men lying and really boob men but won't admit it, etc etc. Hell there was even a whole thread about enjoying womanly parts down under (no, not in Australia).

For the record, no hair is creepy in my opinion as women post pubescent have hair, zero hair indicates a lack of passing puberty, thus a child so I figure dudes who like zero completely smooth vagina probably have some issues. Besides which there are reasons for hair being there biologically so some should be there. Having said that, for hygene and other reasons, a nice waxing with a trimmed landing strip seems best and also some waxing on the backside is generally good. Also do note we do not enjoy the smell of your man hair or the taste of it so we appreciate our men shaved as well. If I had my way you b****es would shave your stinky ass armpits too. So gross.
That's where I produce my musk. There and my gooch. I've got enough hair on my ass to weave an indian blanket. My musk brings all the women to the yard.

You hot wax Crack Canyon and it's gonna come out looking like a shag carpet.
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Old 05-23-2014, 11:10 AM   #207
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Honestly, if you are going to get caught doing something stupid, make it epic. Get caught sodomizing a burning dolphin while dressed in an Elvis jumpsuit stolen from a vax museum while snorting powderized rhino testicles through the cured urethra of a narwal.
Just another sat night.
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Old 05-23-2014, 11:12 AM   #208
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It wasn't exactly offensive to me personally only because it's not the first time I've seen a thread derailed by this same discussion or something very similar. I've also seen threads derailed by real vs fake boobs, small vs big boobs, leg men vs boob men, are leg men lying and really boob men but won't admit it, etc etc. Hell there was even a whole thread about enjoying womanly parts down under (no, not in Australia).
You should probably make a bigger deal about it, honestly.

It's 95% boring as hell.
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Old 05-23-2014, 11:14 AM   #209
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Then it shouldn't include fantasy football or gambling.
Taking calculated risks with large sums of real money is different than killing one more zombie. Not even close. I do realize grown men playing dorky video games needs justification though.
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Old 05-23-2014, 11:15 AM   #210
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for hygene and other reasons, a nice waxing with a trimmed landing strip seems best and also some waxing on the backside is generally good. Also do note we do not enjoy the smell of your man hair or the taste of it so we appreciate our men shaved as well. If I had my way you b****es would shave your stinky ass armpits too. So gross.
Does this mean you won't go out with me?

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Old 05-23-2014, 11:33 AM   #212
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Does this mean you won't go out with me?

I had a football coach who was that level hairy, except bald on his scalp. Talk about follicular irony.
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Old 05-23-2014, 11:35 AM   #213
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I am old enough to remember going to all nude Shotgun Willies and drinking. Yeah, the good old days... Then off to "Time out tubbery" afterwards with the talent.
Oh god I had forgotten about that place. Just a massive hot Petri dish of a germ incubator, I'm pretty sure every fatal disease known to man got its start there.
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I had a football coach who was that level hairy, except bald on his scalp. Talk about follicular irony.
That is just genetics ****ing with a guy, that is cruel and unusual.
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Old 05-23-2014, 11:43 AM   #215
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Old 05-23-2014, 11:46 AM   #216
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I thought so too. Doc is amazing with the catch phrases.
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I just want to go on record about the main points of interest in this thread.

First, I don't agree that preferring women who shave is a sign you are a pedophile. I've actually heard this before. We had a couples game night and the wives were whining about this and made the same comment that "only little girls have no pubes." First, most men aren't familiar with young girls' reproductive organs the way women are as they watch their own bodies change. Just because a hairless cootch reminds a woman of her body at a young age, that doesn't mean that's where a man's mind is going. Yes, body hair is on both sexes after puberty, but as women have made it a cultural norm (in America, anyway) to remove body hair, it is mostly a sign of masculinity. So removing the hair can seem more feminine, and focuses attention on a woman's skin. Do women really believe shaving their legs makes them look like children? No. A secondary advantage is it allows a cleaner, more streamlined "work surface" for the man (and by that I mean really for the woman) so there is a win-win here.

Second, I knew two women who worked at PT's in the mid-2000's. They were in an improv comedy class I was taking. They were cute and they were also promiscuous. During lunch we'd all eat together and they mentioned that a few times they fooled around with each other. I asked one of them about it and she told me while her own "drapes" were high and tight, her friend's were quite beefy and I believe she used the term "hairy axe wound" to create a visual image. The life lesson to take away here is that sexual activity has no determination on how your lady's lady was stitched together.

And football players who get arrested in May or June are asking for it. There is barely any news and the media is begging for something to follow to fill the time.
I'd like to thank you for this post. Had I not read it, I would have skipped what I assumed was a **** ton of angry speculation and only read the last page...turns out that changed after page 1. Thank you for cluing me in!
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Can't we just chain up these guys in a dungeon when the are not performing on the gridiron like we used to do with the gladiators of Rome?
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Old 05-23-2014, 12:16 PM   #222
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For the record, no hair is creepy in my opinion as women post pubescent have hair, zero hair indicates a lack of passing puberty, thus a child so I figure dudes who like zero completely smooth vagina probably have some issues.
I sure hope you only kiss men with facial hair, then. If you prefer us prepubescent, boy-faced, smooth shaven men...well then you "probably have some issues".
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It looks like someone dowsed him in paste and rolled him across the floor of a barbershop.
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Old 05-23-2014, 12:20 PM   #224
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You mean he was Vaselined and haired
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Old 05-23-2014, 12:24 PM   #225
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