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Old 05-23-2014, 12:46 AM   #176
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I duly apologize. TJ Ward needs to stay away from strip clubs and join a football convent where all they do is study the good play book, eat healthy, work out and listen to Peyton preach. Also he needs to shave his pits because he might get caught up in the hair and trip and fall into a stripclub.
So are you still in Colorado smokin that wacky weed?
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Old 05-23-2014, 01:20 AM   #177
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Doesn't sound like a big deal to me.
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Old 05-23-2014, 01:55 AM   #178
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There are cultures where both men and women remove armpit hair and hair in their nether regions, going no more than 40 days. It's hygienic, and there's nothing weird about it.

No bad smells at all to worry about or offend anybody with.
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Old 05-23-2014, 05:08 AM   #179
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I am old enough to remember going to all nude Shotgun Willies and drinking. Yeah, the good old days... Then off to "Time out tubbery" afterwards with the talent.
The "pop shop" rules started in the 70s (my friends and I went to the infamous Aloha Beach on Federal the week before the rules were going to change...now THAT was a crazy place!) and, according to their website, Shotguns didn't open until '82 (although I seem to remember it was earlier). My brother and sister-in-law worked at Time-Out Tubbery, and remember all the...activities... Also, one member of Denver's famous DJ duo as well (can't remember their names), before becoming famous under an alias.
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Old 05-23-2014, 05:27 AM   #180
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23mill just buy your own strip club and have private dances at your office. Ya cock head dummy
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Old 05-23-2014, 05:58 AM   #181
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Oh please, you are not sorry at all. If ya'll thought it mattered people would've stopped responding. It wasn't exactly offensive to me personally only because it's not the first time I've seen a thread derailed by this same discussion or something very similar. I've also seen threads derailed by real vs fake boobs, small vs big boobs, leg men vs boob men, are leg men lying and really boob men but won't admit it, etc etc. Hell there was even a whole thread about enjoying womanly parts down under (no, not in Australia).

For the record, no hair is creepy in my opinion as women post pubescent have hair, zero hair indicates a lack of passing puberty, thus a child so I figure dudes who like zero completely smooth vagina probably have some issues. Besides which there are reasons for hair being there biologically so some should be there. Having said that, for hygene and other reasons, a nice waxing with a trimmed landing strip seems best and also some waxing on the backside is generally good. Also do note we do not enjoy the smell of your man hair or the taste of it so we appreciate our men shaved as well. If I had my way you b****es would shave your stinky ass armpits too. So gross.
I think public education would be doing everybody a solid by replacing some of the more useless classes like history with manscaping 101 and general body hygene 201.

For the record, I think all men (with a possible exception of those who love the twig and giggleberries) are boobguys at some level - sure some are more into the jubblies than others, but really we all like a pair of round ones.
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Old 05-23-2014, 06:00 AM   #182
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So much win in that 2nd pic. Naked Carnival, a pot dispensary, and a dog wash with snacks and treats. I wonder if the dog wash is for the dancers and the snacks and treats are for the potheads?
You have to respect a man who is willing to go to a strip club/pot dispensery/dog groomer to chase a good story - that is professional dedication at it's finest.
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Old 05-23-2014, 06:03 AM   #183
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I'm interested in seeing your list of 'grown men things'.
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Old 05-23-2014, 07:10 AM   #184
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Sounds like the same ol ****ty Denver media and police not giving a damn about its cities football team by releasing this information.

Let me know if a Broncos player is actually CHARGED and CONVICTED with something and he's in court. Let me know when a Broncos player is actually found guilty of something with hard evidence.

But - we have the same old moron's in the first couple of pages jumping to conclusions because of a headline.

The media makes it's money off headlines - because of the morons in this country and jump to conclusions based on headlines.

It's really gotten to a point where - if someone on the Broncos gets caught for speeding they're making headlines and you got fans getting their panties in a bunch as if they've never made a mistake.

TBH - A lot of Denver's fanbase is quite ****ty when it comes to things like this.

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Old 05-23-2014, 07:13 AM   #185
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I'm interested in seeing your list of 'grown men things'.
I wouldn't include video games and Role Playing games.
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Old 05-23-2014, 07:35 AM   #186
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I wouldn't include video games and Role Playing games.
Then it shouldn't include fantasy football or gambling.
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Old 05-23-2014, 07:58 AM   #187
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I wouldn't include video games and Role Playing games.
getting an Std from a black girl is on that list for sure
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Old 05-23-2014, 08:16 AM   #188
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Think the Denver Sports media is whacked? Try living in New England. Also, pretty sure I just got herpes looking at those pictures of that fine establishment.
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Old 05-23-2014, 08:26 AM   #189
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I just want to go on record about the main points of interest in this thread.

First, I don't agree that preferring women who shave is a sign you are a pedophile. I've actually heard this before. We had a couples game night and the wives were whining about this and made the same comment that "only little girls have no pubes." First, most men aren't familiar with young girls' reproductive organs the way women are as they watch their own bodies change. Just because a hairless cootch reminds a woman of her body at a young age, that doesn't mean that's where a man's mind is going. Yes, body hair is on both sexes after puberty, but as women have made it a cultural norm (in America, anyway) to remove body hair, it is mostly a sign of masculinity. So removing the hair can seem more feminine, and focuses attention on a woman's skin. Do women really believe shaving their legs makes them look like children? No. A secondary advantage is it allows a cleaner, more streamlined "work surface" for the man (and by that I mean really for the woman) so there is a win-win here.

Second, I knew two women who worked at PT's in the mid-2000's. They were in an improv comedy class I was taking. They were cute and they were also promiscuous. During lunch we'd all eat together and they mentioned that a few times they fooled around with each other. I asked one of them about it and she told me while her own "drapes" were high and tight, her friend's were quite beefy and I believe she used the term "hairy axe wound" to create a visual image. The life lesson to take away here is that sexual activity has no determination on how your lady's lady was stitched together.

And football players who get arrested in May or June are asking for it. There is barely any news and the media is begging for something to follow to fill the time.
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Hairy axe wound. My God I cannot stop laughing.
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Old 05-23-2014, 08:41 AM   #191
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Kaylore, for the win..

Well said. On all fronts.
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Old 05-23-2014, 08:43 AM   #192
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Hairy axe wound. My God I cannot stop laughing.
Her name was Prairie. She had her issues, but don't we all, and she was probably one of my favorite people I've ever met. She was like a dude trapped in a hot girl's body, but totally cool with it.
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Old 05-23-2014, 08:44 AM   #193
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Her name was Prairie. She had her issues, but don't we all, and she was probably one of my favorite people I've ever met. She was like a dude trapped in a hot girl's body, but totally cool with it.
I feel like you should have started that with "Dear Penthouse forums,"
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Nobody likes eating sushi off a barbershop floor, some maintenance is definitely necessary. Shaved bald is too far though, IMO, gotta style that bush ladies.
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Old 05-23-2014, 08:46 AM   #195
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....and let's just say we decided to make our little meetings a regular thing.

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Old 05-23-2014, 09:07 AM   #198
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I came into this thread wanting to learn about TJ Ward's arrest,
and I ended up learning new euphemisms and dysphemisms for female private parts.

I love the mane.
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Old 05-23-2014, 09:30 AM   #199
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I hate the ****ing off season.
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I hate the ****ing off season.
For what it's worth I shave. But I'm not a hairy dude, except on my head(top one)
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