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Old 05-23-2014, 12:04 PM   #226
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You should probably make a bigger deal about it, honestly.

It's 95% boring as hell.
Ok. I admit it. I am wrong. About all of it. Everything other than the hilarity of. the signage I was wrong about.
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Old 05-23-2014, 12:04 PM   #227
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I can't even fathom this level of stupidity.
Those crazy kids get all hopped up on root beer and grapes... this kind of thing is bound to happen.
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Old 05-23-2014, 12:08 PM   #228
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Those crazy kids get all hopped up on root beer and grapes... this kind of thing is bound to happen.
"I'm a really big guy. Better heave a mug at this b**** for doing her job."
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Old 05-23-2014, 12:09 PM   #229
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Can't we just chain up these guys in a dungeon when the are not performing on the gridiron like we used to do with the gladiators of Rome?
This is an Onion article waiting to happen.
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Old 05-23-2014, 12:09 PM   #230
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Ok. I admit it. I am wrong. About all of it. Everything other than the hilarity of. the signage I was wrong about.
You misunderstand. I was being serious.
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Old 05-23-2014, 12:30 PM   #231
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Hopefully Ward can settle this thing.

I think the beefy flaps are a result of genetics. I've known some girls who were relatively sexually inexperienced who went under the knife to have the wizard sleeves lazed off. I know this is a bit anecdotal though. I like SouthStdJunkie's idea for research on twins.
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Old 05-23-2014, 12:32 PM   #232
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Hopefully Ward can settle this thing.

I think the beefy flaps are a result of genetics. I've known some girls who were relatively sexually inexperienced who went under the knife to have the wizard sleeves lazed off. I know this is a bit anecdotal though. I like SouthStdJunkie's idea for research on twins.
It's 100% genetic. I've known many, many loose women that looked as heavenly and pure as the driven snow down there and chaste women that were incredibly disappointing.
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Old 05-23-2014, 12:40 PM   #233
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****. You ****ers are making me question the way I've thought about this for decades.
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Old 05-23-2014, 12:42 PM   #234
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Old 05-23-2014, 01:33 PM   #235
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Is that an actual scientific fact....or simply a working hypothesis of yours?

That would make a nice thesis research study for someone in the medical field.

"Beefy Curtains: Nature or Nurture?"
Dude! Beef curtains are when the labia minora appear outside of the labia majora. Dude seriously, the female vagina is made to pass the head of an 8lbs. baby. That's like saying that your carrot is bigger than a watermelon. You think that your pito is going to "destroy" any puta on this planet or any other planet, you're dreaming.
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The female vagina? As opposed to the male vagina, I suppose?

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Old 05-23-2014, 02:46 PM   #237
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In all fairness to Ward, drinks at strip clubs are pretty expensive. Not like he's made of money you know.
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Old 05-23-2014, 02:54 PM   #238
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Apparently, the other 2 males with him were Pot Roast & DRC. Not sure why DRC is still in town, but maybe he hasn't / doesn't want to sell his place.
Info is per a radio report on The Locker Room 102.3.
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Old 05-23-2014, 03:06 PM   #239
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So which is it, alcohol sold at the place or not?
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The female vagina? As opposed to the male vagina, I suppose?

Yes. And I see you've thought ahead with a picture of a chef.
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Looks like he wants to fit right in.
every season we have people who wonder how we're gonna be able to replace the resident thug..... Looks like every season some clown steps up and fills those thug shoes.
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Do you guys only have the disney channel on at home?
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Threads like this keep me coming back to the mane..year after year. pure awesomeness

I think we should have a Orangemane gathering at Saturdays this fall. How sweet would it be to have a the sign outside Saturdays read ' Welcome Orangemane '!
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Oh god I had forgotten about that place. Just a massive hot Petri dish of a germ incubator, I'm pretty sure every fatal disease known to man got its start there.
Re: Time-Out Tubbery (on the diagonal next to GW). Not only did my brother and his wife work there with Floorwax (of Lewis and Floorwax...while there he perfected his act...), but I used to go there with the ex...quite a sleazy ho'. We're lucky we didn't catch (or contribute) any diseases.

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Not. Booze and full-nude ended in Colorado in the late 70's. Places like the Penthouse Club played the "game" where the main first floor was booze and topless, but if you didn't bring any booze with you, the upper floor was nude (no alcohol) mini-laps.

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Do you guys only have the disney channel on at home?
i don't even have the disney channel, brochario.
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Then I don't get the surprise. Everybody is acting like they never had a night at the strip club or a party where things got a little out of hand. And everybody is thinking "this is going to damage the team." BS. Short of getting suspended this is nothing. If he hurt someone fine, justified even. He threw a mug that hurt nobody.
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I'm just disgusted over the fact that he allegedly threw a bottle at some waitress or bartender just trying to do her job. Couldn't care less whether it was a strip joint or Castle Pines.

I hope she sues the snot out of him.
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The guy IS an idiot. Of that there is no question. Let's hope this is the last we hear of his idiocy, and let's hope he can play football well.
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Old 05-23-2014, 04:59 PM   #249
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Every one wondered why Cleveland let him walk. Did they know something
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Then I don't get the surprise. Everybody is acting like they never had a night at the strip club or a party where things got a little out of hand. And everybody is thinking "this is going to damage the team." BS. Short of getting suspended this is nothing. If he hurt someone fine, justified even. He threw a mug that hurt nobody.
Agreed. All the off season turmoil of last year was way more than thus year so far. Denver could of won the super bowl too despite all the off field issues and even all the injuries.
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