The Orange Mane -  a Denver Broncos Fan Community  

Go Back   The Orange Mane - a Denver Broncos Fan Community > Jibba Jabba > The Horses Butt
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Chat Room Mark Forums Read



Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 05-23-2014, 12:04 PM   #226
Dr. Broncenstein
Ring of Famer
 
Dr. Broncenstein's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Sterile Fields
Posts: 15,031

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Trey Gowdy
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by TheReverend View Post
I can't even fathom this level of stupidity.
Those crazy kids get all hopped up on root beer and grapes... this kind of thing is bound to happen.
Dr. Broncenstein is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2014, 12:09 PM   #227
Shananahan
#snakelife
 
Shananahan's Avatar
 
BLASTED

Join Date: Sep 2013
Posts: 3,852
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by baja View Post
Can't we just chain up these guys in a dungeon when the are not performing on the gridiron like we used to do with the gladiators of Rome?
This is an Onion article waiting to happen.
Shananahan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2014, 12:09 PM   #228
Shananahan
#snakelife
 
Shananahan's Avatar
 
BLASTED

Join Date: Sep 2013
Posts: 3,852
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss I. View Post
Ok. I admit it. I am wrong. About all of it. Everything other than the hilarity of. the signage I was wrong about.
You misunderstand. I was being serious.
Shananahan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2014, 12:30 PM   #229
randerson1184
Camp Arm
 
randerson1184's Avatar
 
2015 Super Bowl Champions!

Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: MS Gulf Coast
Posts: 936

Adopt-a-Bronco:
DeMarcus Ware
Default

Hopefully Ward can settle this thing.

I think the beefy flaps are a result of genetics. I've known some girls who were relatively sexually inexperienced who went under the knife to have the wizard sleeves lazed off. I know this is a bit anecdotal though. I like SouthStdJunkie's idea for research on twins.
randerson1184 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2014, 12:40 PM   #230
SouthStndJunkie
Ring of Famer
 
SouthStndJunkie's Avatar
 
Shannon Says: Listen to The Junkman

Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 17,453
Default

****. You ****ers are making me question the way I've thought about this for decades.
SouthStndJunkie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2014, 12:42 PM   #231
BobGnarly
Solid Starter
 
New to the Forum

Join Date: Sep 2013
Posts: 235

Adopt-a-Bronco:
None
Default


BobGnarly is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2014, 01:33 PM   #232
UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
"No Fate"
 
UltimateHoboW/Shotgun's Avatar
 
"Come with me if you want to live."

Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: SkyNet
Posts: 7,821

Adopt-a-Bronco:
CJ Anderson
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by SouthStndJunkie View Post
Is that an actual scientific fact....or simply a working hypothesis of yours?

That would make a nice thesis research study for someone in the medical field.

"Beefy Curtains: Nature or Nurture?"
Dude! Beef curtains are when the labia minora appear outside of the labia majora. Dude seriously, the female vagina is made to pass the head of an 8lbs. baby. That's like saying that your carrot is bigger than a watermelon. You think that your pito is going to "destroy" any puta on this planet or any other planet, you're dreaming.
UltimateHoboW/Shotgun is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2014, 01:42 PM   #233
mennonite
Ring of Famer
 
New to the Forum

Join Date: Sep 2013
Posts: 1,723

Adopt-a-Bronco:
None
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by UltimateHoboW/Shotgun View Post
the female vagina
The female vagina? As opposed to the male vagina, I suppose?

mennonite is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2014, 02:46 PM   #234
Broncomutt
USA
 
Broncomutt's Avatar
 
Defending Super Bowl Champions!

Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 2,290
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by BobGnarly View Post

In all fairness to Ward, drinks at strip clubs are pretty expensive. Not like he's made of money you know.
Broncomutt is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2014, 02:54 PM   #235
R8R H8R
Ring of Famer
 
R8R H8R's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Exiled in So. Cal.
Posts: 4,582

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Adam Gotsis
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by BobGnarly View Post

Apparently, the other 2 males with him were Pot Roast & DRC. Not sure why DRC is still in town, but maybe he hasn't / doesn't want to sell his place.
Info is per a radio report on The Locker Room 102.3.
R8R H8R is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2014, 03:06 PM   #236
Drunken.Broncoholic2
Pickled in orange & blue
 
Drunken.Broncoholic2's Avatar
 
OnLyNiNjAsCaNrEaDtHiSQuOtE

Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Carmel, Ca
Posts: 19,056

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Booker
Default

So which is it, alcohol sold at the place or not?
Drunken.Broncoholic2 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2014, 03:19 PM   #237
UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
"No Fate"
 
UltimateHoboW/Shotgun's Avatar
 
"Come with me if you want to live."

Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: SkyNet
Posts: 7,821

Adopt-a-Bronco:
CJ Anderson
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by mennonite View Post
The female vagina? As opposed to the male vagina, I suppose?

Yes. And I see you've thought ahead with a picture of a chef.
UltimateHoboW/Shotgun is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2014, 04:18 PM   #238
errand
Ring of Famer
 
errand's Avatar
 
Forgot more than you'll ever know

Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Western NC mountains
Posts: 19,233
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rohirrim View Post
Looks like he wants to fit right in.
every season we have people who wonder how we're gonna be able to replace the resident thug..... Looks like every season some clown steps up and fills those thug shoes.
errand is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2014, 04:23 PM   #239
UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
"No Fate"
 
UltimateHoboW/Shotgun's Avatar
 
"Come with me if you want to live."

Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: SkyNet
Posts: 7,821

Adopt-a-Bronco:
CJ Anderson
Default

Do you guys only have the disney channel on at home?
UltimateHoboW/Shotgun is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2014, 04:33 PM   #240
ak1971
uhhhh
 
ak1971's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 5,930
Default

Threads like this keep me coming back to the mane..year after year. pure awesomeness

I think we should have a Orangemane gathering at Saturdays this fall. How sweet would it be to have a the sign outside Saturdays read ' Welcome Orangemane '!
ak1971 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2014, 04:33 PM   #241
TNF
Solid Starter
 
New to the Forum

Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 180

Adopt-a-Bronco:
None
Default

Quote:
Oh god I had forgotten about that place. Just a massive hot Petri dish of a germ incubator, I'm pretty sure every fatal disease known to man got its start there.
Re: Time-Out Tubbery (on the diagonal next to GW). Not only did my brother and his wife work there with Floorwax (of Lewis and Floorwax...while there he perfected his act...), but I used to go there with the ex...quite a sleazy ho'. We're lucky we didn't catch (or contribute) any diseases.

Quote:
So which is it, alcohol sold at the place or not?
Not. Booze and full-nude ended in Colorado in the late 70's. Places like the Penthouse Club played the "game" where the main first floor was booze and topless, but if you didn't bring any booze with you, the upper floor was nude (no alcohol) mini-laps.

Last edited by TNF; 05-23-2014 at 04:36 PM..
TNF is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2014, 04:40 PM   #242
BroncosfanGuy
don't drink and post
 
BroncosfanGuy's Avatar
 
Big Fan

Join Date: Sep 2013
Posts: 6,999

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Chris Harris
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by UltimateHoboW/Shotgun View Post
Do you guys only have the disney channel on at home?
i don't even have the disney channel, brochario.
BroncosfanGuy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2014, 04:45 PM   #243
UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
"No Fate"
 
UltimateHoboW/Shotgun's Avatar
 
"Come with me if you want to live."

Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: SkyNet
Posts: 7,821

Adopt-a-Bronco:
CJ Anderson
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by BroncosfanGuy View Post
i don't even have the disney channel, brochario.
Then I don't get the surprise. Everybody is acting like they never had a night at the strip club or a party where things got a little out of hand. And everybody is thinking "this is going to damage the team." BS. Short of getting suspended this is nothing. If he hurt someone fine, justified even. He threw a mug that hurt nobody.
UltimateHoboW/Shotgun is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2014, 04:49 PM   #244
Old Dude
Super Moderator
 
Old Dude's Avatar
 
Consultant

Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: DIA Tunnels
Posts: 16,504
Default

I'm just disgusted over the fact that he allegedly threw a bottle at some waitress or bartender just trying to do her job. Couldn't care less whether it was a strip joint or Castle Pines.

I hope she sues the snot out of him.
Old Dude is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2014, 04:50 PM   #245
TNF
Solid Starter
 
New to the Forum

Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 180

Adopt-a-Bronco:
None
Default

The guy IS an idiot. Of that there is no question. Let's hope this is the last we hear of his idiocy, and let's hope he can play football well.
TNF is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2014, 04:59 PM   #246
baja
Headmaster
 
baja's Avatar
 
"Win from now on" - Elway

Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: in the present moment
Posts: 69,068

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Leo-TailGateNut
Default

Every one wondered why Cleveland let him walk. Did they know something
baja is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2014, 05:02 PM   #247
DENVERDUI55
Gambling is a SIN^^^^^^
 
DENVERDUI55's Avatar
 
New to the Forum

Join Date: Sep 2013
Posts: 9,646

Adopt-a-Bronco:
None
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by UltimateHoboW/Shotgun View Post
Then I don't get the surprise. Everybody is acting like they never had a night at the strip club or a party where things got a little out of hand. And everybody is thinking "this is going to damage the team." BS. Short of getting suspended this is nothing. If he hurt someone fine, justified even. He threw a mug that hurt nobody.
Agreed. All the off season turmoil of last year was way more than thus year so far. Denver could of won the super bowl too despite all the off field issues and even all the injuries.
DENVERDUI55 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2014, 05:49 PM   #248
Drunken.Broncoholic2
Pickled in orange & blue
 
Drunken.Broncoholic2's Avatar
 
OnLyNiNjAsCaNrEaDtHiSQuOtE

Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Carmel, Ca
Posts: 19,056

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Booker
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by UltimateHoboW/Shotgun View Post
Then I don't get the surprise. Everybody is acting like they never had a night at the strip club or a party where things got a little out of hand. And everybody is thinking "this is going to damage the team." BS. Short of getting suspended this is nothing. If he hurt someone fine, justified even. He threw a mug that hurt nobody.
None of us(I'm assuming) are really famous enough to feel entitled to their own rules in strip/night clubs. I'm sure the bartender was flaming it but it states his wrist was hurt.
Drunken.Broncoholic2 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2014, 05:57 PM   #249
Drunk Monkey
Mars b****es!!!
 
Drunk Monkey's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,771
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by UltimateHoboW/Shotgun View Post
Do you guys only have the disney channel on at home?
Lolz, bubble guppies is on as I type this. Sorry, post kid I now have to rely on you ass clowns for news.
Drunk Monkey is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2014, 06:00 PM   #250
zms325i
Solid Starter
 

Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 141
Default

So he threw an empty plastic bottle and it hit the bartender in the wrist? Hate to say it, but it sounds like no big deal to me.
zms325i is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes



Forum Jump


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 09:14 AM.


Denver Broncos