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Old 07-31-2014, 02:09 PM   #1
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So a coca cola employee was all pissed off and decided to put dirt in all the batches of cola she made. Customers complained and Coke spoke up.

They said there is nothing wrong with them and it's no different the breathing dirty air.

They have asked the customers to mail the coke back to them at the customers expense and they will then issues a refund gift certificate to a store that can not sell pepsi.


http://empirenews.net/coca-cola-reca...ill-shock-you/
You think they would just say take it back and get a new one.

So if you think your coke tastes like dirt now you know why.
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Old 07-31-2014, 02:13 PM   #2
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My father worked for a regional Coke plant down south as a manager. He hired a black service rep and was told to "fire that n*****" or he would lose his job. He refused and my parents received death threats until he was forced to quit. I know those higher-ups don't represent all of the company, but I've heard a lot of bad things about Coke.
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So a coca cola employee was all pissed off and decided to put dirt in all the batches of cola she made. Customers complained and Coke spoke up.

They said there is nothing wrong with them and it's no different the breathing dirty air.

They have asked the customers to mail the coke back to them at the customers expense and they will then issues a refund gift certificate to a store that can not sell pepsi.


http://empirenews.net/coca-cola-reca...ill-shock-you/
You think they would just say take it back and get a new one.

So if you think your coke tastes like dirt now you know why.

I think this is satire.
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Old 07-31-2014, 02:14 PM   #4
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This is an outrage.
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Don't drink soda, it's ****ing terrible for you.
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I just don't get how they can ask the customers to pay for shipping and not offer to refund that. Also what store sells coke only ? I can't think of any.
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I think this is satire.
Nahhh, this is legit

http://empirenews.net/all-wi-fi-in-t...ce-august-2nd/
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Old 07-31-2014, 02:18 PM   #9
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Don't drink soda, it's ****ing terrible for you.
For the love of God, this.

Drink gatorade or something people.
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I just don't get how they can ask the customers to pay for shipping and not offer to refund that. Also what store sells coke only ? I can't think of any.
http://empirenews.net/about-disclaimer/

Do you actually read **** before the hankering to post about it takes over?
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Old 07-31-2014, 02:22 PM   #11
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Do you actually read **** before the hankering to post about it takes over?
Yep read it. Did you ?
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COCA COLA R NOT DERT BUGS?
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Old 07-31-2014, 02:24 PM   #13
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Yep read it. Did you ?
Click on his link.
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Coca Cola contaminated with the most natural of ingredients.

Satire is a difficult concept.
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Yep read it. Did you ?
Do yourself a few favors.

1. Don't attend any time share meetings.
2. Tear up all Publisher's Clearing House correspondence as soon as you get it.
3. I know it's tempting, but just delete any email from someone named "Barrister _____".
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Old 07-31-2014, 02:32 PM   #16
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Do yourself a few favors.

1. Don't attend any time share meetings.
2. Tear up all Publisher's Clearing House correspondence as soon as you get it.
3. I know it's tempting, but just delete any email from someone named "Barrister _____".
Say what you will but I will win the publisher clearing house deal.

My bad on this one. My buddy sent it to me. Should have known I guess. Seemed like something a large corporation would do these days.
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Say what you will but I will win the publisher clearing house deal.

My bad on this one. My buddy sent it to me. Should have known I guess. Seemed like something a large corporation would do these days.
All good. **** happens.
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Old 07-31-2014, 02:37 PM   #18
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How dare they contaminate their phosphoric acid and high fructose corn syrup drink vat with a zip-lock sandwich bag of top soil! Can you imagine if people just sold dirt covered food, like those gross vegetables those farmers are always selling all covered in mud? Someone needs to start a petition we can all sign, preferably on the internet.

I read some cray things from the Onion that also incensed me!
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3. I know it's tempting, but just delete any email from someone named "Barrister _____".
I wonder how many times Quoy has ended up being featured here: http://literallyunbelievable.org/
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The Coca-Cola Company[edit]
In July 2001 four lawsuits were filed against The Coca-Cola Company by the International Labor Rights Fund (ILRF) and the United Steel Workers of America, on behalf of Sinaltrainal (a union representing food and beverage workers in Colombia), five individuals who have been tortured or unlawfully detained for union activities, and the estate of murdered union activist Isidro Gil. The plaintiffs alleged that Coca-Cola bottlers "contracted with or otherwise directed paramilitary security forces that utilized extreme violence and murdered, tortured, unlawfully detained, or otherwise silenced trade union ­leaders." Coca-Cola does not deny that the murders and attacks on unionists took place at their bottling facilities, nor did they deny that the paramilitaries responsible for the killings were being paid by the bottlers, but they claimed that they could not be held liable because they are not in direct control of the bottling plants. In March 2001, a district judge in Miami decided that Coca-Cola could not be held liable, claiming they did not directly control the bottling plants, but allowed the case against the bottling companies to proceed forward.[127][128]
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For the love of God, this.

Drink gatorade or something people.
Gatorade isn't all that great for you either my friend. It's got sugar and other stuff added as well.
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The Coca-Cola Company[edit]
In July 2001 four lawsuits were filed against The Coca-Cola Company by the International Labor Rights Fund (ILRF) and the United Steel Workers of America, on behalf of Sinaltrainal (a union representing food and beverage workers in Colombia), five individuals who have been tortured or unlawfully detained for union activities, and the estate of murdered union activist Isidro Gil. The plaintiffs alleged that Coca-Cola bottlers "contracted with or otherwise directed paramilitary security forces that utilized extreme violence and murdered, tortured, unlawfully detained, or otherwise silenced trade union ­leaders." Coca-Cola does not deny that the murders and attacks on unionists took place at their bottling facilities, nor did they deny that the paramilitaries responsible for the killings were being paid by the bottlers, but they claimed that they could not be held liable because they are not in direct control of the bottling plants. In March 2001, a district judge in Miami decided that Coca-Cola could not be held liable, claiming they did not directly control the bottling plants, but allowed the case against the bottling companies to proceed forward.[127][128]
Wow, that's crazy. I don't drink much soda at all but now and then with some whiskey it's good. But I think I'll do the Jack-N-Pepsi thing now
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