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Old 04-16-2014, 03:01 PM   #201
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duplicate account. One of his post was bragging how he liked to put this up as a joke (empty trophy case for the Chargers). If he was speaking about the Mane then he must have been banned before or is f ing around. Gmatty6?
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Old 04-17-2014, 11:31 AM   #202
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Here it goes:

Driving
People who doesn't understand that you don't need a green arrow to make a left turn. No traffic and they still sit there like its a red light. Go u freakin moron

Morons who stop at round abouts! what the hell you idiot. it says yield, not stop

Cars that move from one lane to another at a red light because the line is shorter or to be the first in line. Yet, when the light is green, they accelerate slower than a damn snail and end up last anyways. I always get these bastards in front of me. This infuriates me more than anything else!! they should all die!

Ohh boy, this might infuriate me even more. I'm making a right turn onto the road from a parking lot or business. There is a red light up ahead and cars are lining up. Instead of yielding to let me turn right onto the road, the prick bastard doesn't yield and worst off blocks my entrance to the road. WTF you bastard, its the red light, you wont go anywhere, let me get onto traffic. Last time this happened, i yelled at the guy and he has the nerve to yell back. FU u punk ass

People who slow down to a crawl at railroad tracks. here whats worse, they are driving a pick up or a damn suv. really? what the hell did u buy a suv or a truck for? take your damn truck or suv and trade it in for a kia

inconsiderate bastards who stop in the middle of the neighborhood streets and talk and there is no way you can go past them. when you honk, they give u the finger. Damn you... i will kill you u piece of **** bastard and **** on you and your family.

Indian drivers. what the hell, drive faster or get out of my way. make that left turn you punk. the speed limit is 35 and you're driving 30?? wth. Get off that phone!!!! Yield you bastard. its funny, you watch that show ice road truckers and they had several episode where they were driving in india. now those drivers are horrible, but they were horrible because they are way too aggressive. in general which is ok i guess. but damn, its like they get to the states and completely forgot how to drive.

Ofcourse, u got the slow drivers in the fast lane.
people who talk on phones and can't drive
rubbernecks at accidents
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Old 04-17-2014, 11:37 AM   #203
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Why is it that when you are driving on the interstate it can come to a complete stop when there are no stop signs or accidents ? This one chaps my ass.
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Old 04-17-2014, 11:42 AM   #204
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Why is it that when you are driving on the interstate it can come to a complete stop when there are no stop signs or accidents ? This one chaps my ass.
merging traffic. this is what really causes slowdowns in my area. you got 30-50 cars merging at one time onto traffic causes a ripple effect mile down the road. thats why most cities now have a red light on the entrance ramp to keep so many cars from merging at the same time. wish we had that here in dallas.
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Old 04-17-2014, 11:43 AM   #205
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merging traffic. this is what really causes slowdowns in my area. you got 30-50 cars merging at one time onto traffic causes a ripple effect mile down the road. thats why most cities now have a red light on the entrance ramp to keep so many cars from merging at the same time. wish we had that here in dallas.
We have it in Portland and It's not a fix.
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Old 04-17-2014, 11:54 AM   #206
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Here it goes:

Driving
People who doesn't understand that you don't need a green arrow to make a left turn. No traffic and they still sit there like its a red light. Go u freakin moron

Morons who stop at round abouts! what the hell you idiot. it says yield, not stop

Cars that move from one lane to another at a red light because the line is shorter or to be the first in line. Yet, when the light is green, they accelerate slower than a damn snail and end up last anyways. I always get these bastards in front of me. This infuriates me more than anything else!! they should all die!

Ohh boy, this might infuriate me even more. I'm making a right turn onto the road from a parking lot or business. There is a red light up ahead and cars are lining up. Instead of yielding to let me turn right onto the road, the prick bastard doesn't yield and worst off blocks my entrance to the road. WTF you bastard, its the red light, you wont go anywhere, let me get onto traffic. Last time this happened, i yelled at the guy and he has the nerve to yell back. FU u punk ass

People who slow down to a crawl at railroad tracks. here whats worse, they are driving a pick up or a damn suv. really? what the hell did u buy a suv or a truck for? take your damn truck or suv and trade it in for a kia

inconsiderate bastards who stop in the middle of the neighborhood streets and talk and there is no way you can go past them. when you honk, they give u the finger. Damn you... i will kill you u piece of **** bastard and **** on you and your family.

Indian drivers. what the hell, drive faster or get out of my way. make that left turn you punk. the speed limit is 35 and you're driving 30?? wth. Get off that phone!!!! Yield you bastard. its funny, you watch that show ice road truckers and they had several episode where they were driving in india. now those drivers are horrible, but they were horrible because they are way too aggressive. in general which is ok i guess. but damn, its like they get to the states and completely forgot how to drive.

Ofcourse, u got the slow drivers in the fast lane.
people who talk on phones and can't drive
rubbernecks at accidents
All of these points infuriate me as well.

My solution;

I made a recording of a horrendous accident. It starts with the sounding of a panic level horn, next comes ear deafening screeching tires and finishes with a colossal crashing noise.

When a driver mindlessly putt putts in the passing lane I give his a fair amount of time to move over. If he ignores me I push a button on my dash and the tape plays at massive volume on external speakers mounted unseen behind my grill.

He may not move over but at least I can get him to shiit his pants.
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Old 04-17-2014, 12:14 PM   #207
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Old 04-17-2014, 12:15 PM   #208
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I'd like to add with the right turn thing, people who drive in the far right lane and don't use a turn signal as they are approaching an intersection where cars are waiting for them to pass and then they turn.

I actually have a problem with people who don't use turn signals in general, but that one really irritates me.
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Old 04-17-2014, 12:20 PM   #209
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Has anyone mentioned the merge lane debacle in the middle of the road? A car turns left into the merge lane to wait for an opening to get into the main lane. Car in main lane sees car in merge lane waiting and decides to completely stop in the main lane to let him in. Complete idiots do that.
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Old 04-17-2014, 12:24 PM   #210
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Old 04-17-2014, 12:29 PM   #211
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Auto-play ANYTHING. I am 100% convinced that's what killed myspace. You go to some douchebag's page and they have their ridiculous wallpaper of them with a visor sideways and upside-down and their shirt off so you could see their sort-of abs and then Insane Clown Posse starts to play on a loop. His friends are 65% other similar douchebags, 25% skanks with too much eyeliner making duckface and the sign for vagina upside down whilst holding a red solo cup that probably has peppermint schnapps, and 10% angry college socialists ironically wearing a Che Guevara shirt. Ahhh...memories of 2004....
Lol I got so much ass on MySpace.
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Auto-play ANYTHING. I am 100% convinced that's what killed myspace. You go to some douchebag's page and they have their ridiculous wallpaper of them with a visor sideways and upside-down and their shirt off so you could see their sort-of abs and then Insane Clown Posse starts to play on a loop. His friends are 65% other similar douchebags, 25% skanks with too much eyeliner making duckface and the sign for vagina upside down whilst holding a red solo cup that probably has peppermint schnapps, and 10% angry college socialists ironically wearing a Che Guevara shirt. Ahhh...memories of 2004....
This is awesome.
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Someone just closed down the Hogans doesn't use condoms thread. Pisses me off, that thread had great potential.
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Lol I got so much ass on MySpace.
Facebook is a great place to bang old HS girlfriends when they get sick of husbands or divorced. The internet in general has been great for casual sex.
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Auto-play ANYTHING. I am 100% convinced that's what killed myspace. You go to some douchebag's page and they have their ridiculous wallpaper of them with a visor sideways and upside-down and their shirt off so you could see their sort-of abs and then Insane Clown Posse starts to play on a loop. His friends are 65% other similar douchebags, 25% skanks with too much eyeliner making duckface and the sign for vagina upside down whilst holding a red solo cup that probably has peppermint schnapps, and 10% angry college socialists ironically wearing a Che Guevara shirt. Ahhh...memories of 2004....
I made sure none of my bands music played auto on the webpage or anywhere else. Nothing more annoying then going to a site and blam some song comes out of nowhere!
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Truer words have never been spoken...
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...usaolp00000592
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I am disappointed the OM squelches such creativity.... We should be ashamed
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****ing miserable little **** whore.... I hope there is a God to judge this

These are the few times a crave Riyadh justice..... This pissing me the **** off
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Broncos getting blown out in Superbowls is pissy. I could do without another one of those.
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Broncos getting blown out in Superbowls is pissy. I could do without another one of those.
Does a humiliating defeat make a SB win that much sweeter?



Growing up in Buffalo, 4 straight losses. Got here in 2001, yet to savor a victory. I relished the Broncos wins, but not the same as being here
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****ing miserable little **** whore.... I hope there is a God to judge this

These are the few times a crave Riyadh justice..... This pissing me the **** off
Yeah but **** those bicyclists. Think they own the ****ing road. They piss me off.
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