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Old 04-25-2014, 10:19 AM   #401
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I know zipper merge and that's legit. I'm talking about a special brand of DC knob jockey that will pass the zipper merge line on the shoulder to bump ahead of that crew until the last inch of shoulder has forced him into a lane and then bump in. Or if there is no one in the merge lane the **** stain who jumps out of the flow of traffic for the express purpose of using the merge lane to pass on the right to get ahead of those dying a slow death in rush hour traffic.
I see what you, calijohn, etc are saying, and I don't even worry about those guys. If they want the spot that bad, they can have it. Maybe the guy has to take a ripping piss, I don't know.

What pisses me off is when people line up in one-****ing-lane, then get all pissed off when I use the empty lane. I try to get traffic moving again, and hopefully you get some people to team up with you to create some gaps.

But then you have the lane-blockers. They that contrary to all common sense, stayed in the blocked lane for ten minutes at a standstill, didn't jump into the empty lane, and to top it off, deliberately STOP traffic by blocking gaps, even block the "empty lane".

Every time I merge my object is to create gaps, therefore traffic gets moving. The sad thing is it's pretty rare to see that. Maybe out of 100 cars, you'll see 15 that understand how to merge. It's a rare and beautiful thing when you luck out and get maybe eight out of ten people that understand how to merge, work together to create gaps, and bam, all of a sudden a standstill gets moving again.
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Old 04-25-2014, 12:17 PM   #402
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What the **** was that?





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Old 04-25-2014, 12:30 PM   #403
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Has probably already been mentioned.

updating a perfectly good app that worked exactly the way you wanted it to with some bloated slower buggier crappier version that does 32 other things none of which you are interested in.
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Old 04-25-2014, 12:46 PM   #404
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Probably been mentioned;

Car sound systems with bass speakers so big they need to be trailered behind the car playing the worse crap in the in the world at rock concert volume.

Honestly if I am driving in California and find myself stuck at a light beside one of these I fear the vibration will set off the San Andreas Fault.
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Old 04-25-2014, 12:55 PM   #405
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Probably been mentioned, but videos about jamming plums up your anus.
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Old 04-25-2014, 12:59 PM   #406
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Probably been mentioned, but videos about jamming plums up your anus.
Don't see that much
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Old 04-25-2014, 01:21 PM   #407
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This has probably already been mentioned but when you are ready to get your nutrients from the sun rays but it is cloudy and rainy outside and therefore you have to eat some parsley and brussel sprouts instead. Totally irks me.
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Old 04-25-2014, 01:24 PM   #408
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This has probably already been mentioned but posts that start with "This has probably already been mentioned".
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Old 04-25-2014, 01:24 PM   #409
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The weeds and weed bushes of Colorado! The ****ing weeds are already three feet tall and Spring hasn't even got going. I swear, Colorado grows the best weeds on Earth. I hacked back these weed bushes along my house last year to the ground and they're now three feet tall! Amazing.
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Old 04-25-2014, 01:25 PM   #410
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Old 04-25-2014, 01:26 PM   #411
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The weeds and weed bushes of Colorado! The ****ing weeds are already three feet tall and Spring hasn't even got going. I swear, Colorado grows the best weeds on Earth. I hacked back these weed bushes along my house last year to the ground and they're now three feet tall! Amazing.
Cows will eat that.
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Old 04-25-2014, 01:35 PM   #412
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Cows will eat that.
Even a goat wouldn't eat the bush I just chopped down. It gives off this intense chemical stink. I had to shower and change after chopping it out. No wonder nothing will grow within ten feet of it.
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Old 04-25-2014, 01:35 PM   #413
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The inevitable bull**** stories people make up to explain why they have something stuck in their rectum. "I fell on it in the shower" is pretty common. I tell them I hear lies like that every time. They usually never say another word. I like to think we are both equally pissed off at each other at that point.
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Old 04-25-2014, 01:38 PM   #414
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People who eat baby carrots in public.
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Old 04-25-2014, 01:39 PM   #415
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The inevitable bull**** stories people make up to explain why they have something stuck in their rectum. "I fell on it in the shower" is pretty common. I tell them I hear lies like that every time. They usually never say another word. I like to think we are both equally pissed off at each other at that point.
I do wonder though, do you ever get someone honest enough to say, "yeah I am a kinky freak and I sometimes get werid stuff stuck in my rectum. Or I am so desperate for love and acceptance I would allow my boyfriend to stick a VW bug up my arse to make him happy."
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a-holes that won't let me remove my murder tattoo.
Stab them mother****ers!
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Old 04-25-2014, 01:58 PM   #418
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People who eat baby carrots in public.
that one has already been mentioned in this thread.
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Old 04-25-2014, 01:59 PM   #419
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that one has already been mentioned in this thread.
I will brutalize that sucka! that is my thing!
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Old 04-25-2014, 02:01 PM   #420
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I do wonder though, do you ever get someone honest enough to say, "yeah I am a kinky freak and I sometimes get werid stuff stuck in my rectum. Or I am so desperate for love and acceptance I would allow my boyfriend to stick a VW bug up my arse to make him happy."
Nope. It is always something fantastical and statistically improbable.
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Old 04-25-2014, 02:08 PM   #421
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Nope. It is always something fantastical and statistically improbable.
Please tell me you don't really spend significant doctor time pulling random things out of people's asses.
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Old 04-25-2014, 02:13 PM   #422
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Please tell me you don't really spend significant doctor time pulling random things out of people's asses.
At least once every couple of months during surgical residency in a university hospital. Now that I'm an attending in a smaller town it's down to 1-2 times per year. Still more than I care to deal with. Still better than dealing with people wanting their anal condyloma excised.
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Old 04-25-2014, 02:17 PM   #423
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Old 04-25-2014, 02:19 PM   #424
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At least once every couple of months during surgical residency in a university hospital. Now that I'm an attending in a smaller town it's down to 1-2 times per year. Still more than I care to deal with. Still better than dealing with people wanting their anal condyloma excised.
I am not surprised. In a small town, sticking random household objects and smaller pets up your own ass has to be one of the three or four most entertaining things to do.
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