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Old 04-18-2014, 06:42 PM   #301
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Old 04-18-2014, 07:28 PM   #302
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You forgot the biggie, federal gasoline tax.

Ever seen a road sign that said, "Watch out for those illegal cyclists on the road"
Thanks for that. Registration is a pimple on the elephants ass when it comes to paying for infrastructure.
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Old 04-18-2014, 07:42 PM   #303
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Thanks for that. Registration is a pimple on the elephants ass when it comes to paying for infrastructure.
You have overlooked bicycles don't burn gas.
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Old 04-19-2014, 10:29 AM   #304
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You have overlooked bicycles don't burn gas.
No but they still cause traffic problems and tear up the roads.

I think it's safe to say bicyclists are the root of all evil in the world today.
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Old 04-19-2014, 11:02 AM   #305
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No but they still cause traffic problems and tear up the roads.

I think it's safe to say bicyclists are the root of all evil in the world today.
Automobiles don't cause traffic problems or tear up the roads. Rape, child abuse, murder, terrorism, and genocide... all are the direct result of bicyclists. If only you could mow down those evil bicyclists with your vehicle and get away with it, the world would be free of all troubles. That 30 seconds you have to spend figuring out a way to pass such evil is 30 seconds toward building utopia that you'll never get back.
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Old 04-19-2014, 11:47 AM   #306
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Automobiles don't cause traffic problems or tear up the roads. Rape, child abuse, murder, terrorism, and genocide... all are the direct result of bicyclists.
Agree 100 percent.
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Old 04-19-2014, 11:48 AM   #307
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Old 04-20-2014, 12:32 PM   #308
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As I am sitting in the Orlando airport, I would feel remiss if I didn't chime in.

Travelers. Just about everything most people do when they're traveling is irritating and rude. Right now, we're sitting at a crowded gate, and a miserable-looking old man has his carry-ons in the seats to his right and left because he "needs personal space." There is an elderly woman and a woman holding a sleeping three-year-old that he was just going to let stand, so he could maintain his bubble of personal space.

Thank the good Lord I only travel for leisure anymore. I could truly see becoming like the guy who shot the texter at the movies in Florida. I just don't have the patience I had when I was younger.
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Old 04-20-2014, 01:21 PM   #309
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Old 04-20-2014, 02:22 PM   #310
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Pouring cereal in my bowl only to find out there's no milk.
And just to make sure the wife knows, I dont dump the cereal back in the box. I put bowl and cereal in fridge just waiting for their milk partner.
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Old 04-20-2014, 03:12 PM   #311
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I dont understand it, why neither one of my brothers has the concept of personal property. Shirts, underwear, deodorant, shampoo, shaving cream (and my ****ing razors...) my tv, my playstations, my kindle, my car. None of these things are purely mine when they are home. They even raid my condom drawer. Is it that ****ing hard to go to a walgreens?

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Old 04-20-2014, 04:18 PM   #312
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The question is do you sub water or just find something else for breakfast?
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Old 04-20-2014, 04:24 PM   #313
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Old Milwaukee goes great with Honeycomb
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Old 04-20-2014, 04:39 PM   #314
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Old 04-21-2014, 09:53 AM   #316
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And just to make sure the wife knows, I dont dump the cereal back in the box. I put bowl and cereal in fridge just waiting for their milk partner.
My coworker eats cereal with water in it every day for breakfast at the office. I made fun of him until he told me he was allergic to milk....
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Old 04-21-2014, 11:36 AM   #317
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I too loathe these people. Worse is when you see them bail out of your lane for the sole purpose of exploiting the merge lane loophole.
I'm thinking some of you guys don't understand proper merging technique. Here it is for you:

http://www.dot.state.mn.us/zippermerge/

You DO NOT line up in one lane for a mile, then yell at people, make rude gestures, or try to block them from getting to the merge point.
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Old 04-21-2014, 12:38 PM   #318
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Semi's passing each other at about 1/150th of a mile per hour.
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Old 04-21-2014, 02:41 PM   #319
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Semi's passing each other at about 1/150th of a mile per hour.
What do you have against leaf blowers?
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Old 04-21-2014, 02:59 PM   #320
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What do you have against leaf blowers?
Noise horrible invasive noise
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Old 04-21-2014, 08:39 PM   #321
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Old 04-21-2014, 10:39 PM   #322
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I'm thinking some of you guys don't understand proper merging technique. Here it is for you:

http://www.dot.state.mn.us/zippermerge/

You DO NOT line up in one lane for a mile, then yell at people, make rude gestures, or try to block them from getting to the merge point.
That must've been written by some CDOT Region 4 reject. Proper zipper merge behavior is to merge early then block the cheaters and flip them off. The cheaters slow traffic to a crawl.
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Old 04-22-2014, 07:06 AM   #323
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My coworker eats cereal with water in it every day for breakfast at the office. I made fun of him until he told me he was allergic to milk....
And now you can make fun of his milk allergy... Bish probably can't eat nuts either although he probably has plenty in his mouth erryday!
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Old 04-22-2014, 07:11 AM   #324
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Old 04-22-2014, 07:44 AM   #325
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I have no problem if you want to breast feed but most women carry some kind of towel for discretion.

But pulling out your swollen leaky tit for some crying brat to suck on and exposing yourself to people trying to digest a meal is not "wonderous beauty".

b****es, you're the same as that creepy guy in the park who opens his trenchcoat and exposes himself in front of children.
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