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Old 03-27-2014, 10:38 AM   #1
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Old 03-27-2014, 10:39 AM   #2
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Old 03-27-2014, 10:40 AM   #3
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Dude is a freak. Not going to wish him a happy birthday. He's in league with the reptilians.
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Old 03-27-2014, 10:51 AM   #4
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He doesn't celebrate birthdays. He is now a Jehovah's Witness. He switches religions as much as he has a birthday. If he did celebrate, I would tell him to enjoy it with Midwest Melissa.
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Old 03-27-2014, 11:32 AM   #5
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Plus, I think he's a Mormon, or something.
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Old 03-27-2014, 11:59 AM   #6
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Okay, you bunch of insensitive bastards. I was only JW for the one weekend when they were having that really awesome potluck dinner at the kingdom hall. Mormons totally celebrate birthdays. We just eat a freshly-sacrificed live goat, instead of cake. It's all very mainstream.
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Old 03-27-2014, 12:18 PM   #7
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How many wives do you even have dude!?!
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Old 03-27-2014, 12:22 PM   #8
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Old 03-27-2014, 12:29 PM   #9
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Okay, you bunch of insensitive bastards. I was only JW for the one weekend when they were having that really awesome potluck dinner at the kingdom hall. Mormons totally celebrate birthdays. We just eat a freshly-sacrificed live goat, instead of cake. It's all very mainstream.
The Krishnas put out a mean spread, if you go for curry.
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Old 03-27-2014, 12:34 PM   #10
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Happy birthday, Brother Dom. Enjoy it. I hope the goat blood is particularly Satany for you.
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Old 03-27-2014, 12:36 PM   #11
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In Honor of Dom's Birthday I will not slam the door in the face of anyone coming to my door to talk about God. Instead I will just not answer it.

Happy Birthday my friend and I hope it is a good one!

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Old 03-27-2014, 01:08 PM   #12
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YAY! Pop-lock-n'-partay!




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Old 03-27-2014, 01:14 PM   #13
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Old 03-27-2014, 01:24 PM   #14
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happy birthday old man....hopefully boris leaves you a nice, smelly present somewhere you'd least expect it.
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Old 03-27-2014, 02:43 PM   #15
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Old 03-27-2014, 04:52 PM   #16
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Damn it, the OM ate my post. Son of a..mother.....

First of all I was supposed to do this thread. Did you people not get the memo? It is my faux Mormon Wifely duty to do this for Dom and Khan. It's important neither one thinks I love one more than the other (though clearly Dom thinks he's winning this race...)

At any rate you sexy sexy MorMan... here are some gifts courtesy of googling
1. Sexy Mormon
2. Bronco Birthday Mormon (funny thing about that, Khan comes up a lot..heh).

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Old 03-28-2014, 11:14 AM   #17
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happy birthday old man....hopefully boris leaves you a nice, smelly present somewhere you'd least expect it.
He does that every day. Fortunately, it's usually just in the form of butt fragrance. I work from home, so he is often just laying under my desk. About once every half hour, the air takes on almost an acid quality. It's just Boris, reminding me that he's there.
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Old 03-28-2014, 11:16 AM   #18
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Damn it, the OM ate my post. Son of a..mother.....

First of all I was supposed to do this thread. Did you people not get the memo? It is my faux Mormon Wifely duty to do this for Dom and Khan. It's important neither one thinks I love one more than the other (though clearly Dom thinks he's winning this race...)

At any rate you sexy sexy MorMan... here are some gifts courtesy of googling
1. Sexy Mormon
2. Bronco Birthday Mormon (funny thing about that, Khan comes up a lot..heh).

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I'm okay having an open relationship, if it's Khan on the other side. He's extremely diligent about herpes avoidance!
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Old 03-28-2014, 11:17 AM   #19
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Old 03-28-2014, 11:22 AM   #20
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I'm okay having an open relationship, if it's Khan on the other side. He's extremely diligent about herpes avoidance!
His own fault. I told him not to get with wife #8 but no he said I was jealous of her special glow. I said, no I didn't want her herpes glow just like I didn't want the alien glow of wife 7.
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Old 03-28-2014, 09:14 PM   #21
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Happy Belated Birthday! Was your wive(s) able to get the candles into the goat? I know that's an issue the older you become. Funeral potatoes too?
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Old 03-28-2014, 10:29 PM   #22
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Old 03-28-2014, 10:34 PM   #23
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Old 03-28-2014, 10:37 PM   #24
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Old 03-28-2014, 11:11 PM   #25
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Happy Birthday you FemDom Casual. If I had more energy I'd post a killer JPEG to illustrate.
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