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Old 02-10-2014, 10:15 AM   #151
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As long as he isn't a power bottom like the rest of our team is.
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Old 02-10-2014, 10:45 AM   #152
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Dude, gay lifestyle is not "normal". It is about 2 percent but somehow everyone uses 10% from a study a while ago (I believe numbers were off from the actual comparison). Even at 10%, it is not "normal" behavior. I am not talking about right or wrong but it is far from normal. If it was, gay lifestyle would have been very common to everyone. I am left handed. I notice everyone that is left handed. It doesn't look normal. I believe 88% of the humans are right handed. I know it is different. My son does all sports left handed but he writes and eats right handed. Pretty different and not normal. It sure doesn't mean anything more than that.

What Drunk is saying is exactly how you want it to be seen. It isn't normal behavior (just like it isn't normal to be left handed). As for being left handed, I get it. I am different. Being left handed isn't normal. My wife is different and my oldest is even more of an oddity.

Once you can realize it isn't normal but it can still be accepted is the way to go. Trying to push something that very few people do in life is not considered normal.
Before Jackie Robinson was an abnormal sideshow, it was you damn lefties. It just ain't normal. Teachers got really angry if you tried to write with your left hand, and they would smack it with a ruler until you couldn't use it. You're gonna be normal and like it!!
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Old 02-10-2014, 10:57 AM   #153
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I'm left handed.
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Old 02-10-2014, 11:00 AM   #154
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I'm left handed.
That's not normal.
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Old 02-10-2014, 11:00 AM   #155
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Gross, dude.
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Old 02-10-2014, 11:03 AM   #156
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I'm left handed.
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Old 02-10-2014, 11:04 AM   #157
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It is rough. I can't write on chalkboards or those dry erase boards.

I get ink stains all over the side of my hand.

I'm ashamed
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Old 02-10-2014, 11:04 AM   #158
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If he's good and he fits a need on our defense we should at least look and if he really will fit the need draft him. Strategically I actually think drafting him is a win-win for us. We need better defensive players, his statistics seem to indicate he is a good player. We not only get what we need but we have an excellent opportunity to manipulate PR to our advantage. If he's successful in the NFL which is ideal Denver looks brilliant and open and like an organization with no fear who is willing to break boundaries to be successful. If he fizzles we are still that organization because his performance will show up as the cause for his success or failure in the league. In terms of managing our team's reaction, well that is on Elway and Fox and staff to do that. Elway I think can, the others I am not sure, but they have to do that, amongst other things, they have to be accountable for what happens in that locker-room. And finally, the PR either way will be a way to divert discussion from the Super Bowl a bit.
**** THAT!!!!
We don't need that.
Didn't we get enough of the Tebow circus to yet want another circus como to town?
WTF is wrong with you people?!!!
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When did the hand you write with become an equivalent in comparison to sexual identity and orientation? Lol
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Old 02-10-2014, 11:07 AM   #160
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When did the hand you write with become an equivalent in comparison to sexual identity and orientation? Lol
I jerk it with the right hand.
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Old 02-10-2014, 11:13 AM   #162
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**** THAT!!!!
We don't need that.
Didn't we get enough of the Tebow circus to yet want another circus como to town?
WTF is wrong with you people?!!!
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Old 02-10-2014, 11:24 AM   #163
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It is rough. I can't write on chalkboards or those dry erase boards.

I get ink stains all over the side of my hand.

I'm ashamed
Quit choosing your left hand and just be normal. You guys have to have special products made for you. It's such a distraction. It sucks for the rest us. I hate it when I'm the last one to practice, and I have to use the old left-handed glove because all the normal gloves are taken.
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Old 02-10-2014, 11:32 AM   #164
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I don't mean to sound insensitive, but I'm pretty tired of the abnormal, left-handed circus that's been going on here the past few years.

Just because a very small portion of this board chooses to use their bodies in the face of nature doesn't mean we need to have this 'lifestyle' shoved in our faces.
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Old 02-10-2014, 11:35 AM   #165
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Imagine, if you were a female volleyball player, right before the season, you announced that you were a lesbian.

Could you help a woman's volleyball team to victory without staring at your teammates butt's for your entire career? Could you be trusted in the lockerroom taking showers with your female teammates? I would give it my best, but all I can imagine is a wolf in a hen house with a bunch of feathers in his mouth.

Pretty darn quickly, I would start asking my teammates out on dates. I couldn't help myself. It kinda sucks, but there's nothing anybody could do about it. If I found a teammate gf, and she started acting up, I would ditch her pretty quick, because there would be so much tail running around. It would be every guy's dream come true. Not sure how good it would be for the rest of the team.
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Forget the NFL, he can just open his own restaurant.

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Old 02-10-2014, 11:57 AM   #167
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**** THAT!!!!
We don't need that.
Didn't we get enough of the Tebow circus to yet want another circus como to town?
WTF is wrong with you people?!!!
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Old 02-10-2014, 12:26 PM   #168
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Old 02-10-2014, 12:28 PM   #169
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please shut the **** up."
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You're an ass licker dude.
How can you call someone else a moron, when you're a certified shyt-head?
Are you freakin' kidding me?
Please don't make me laugh, you're one of the biggest moron in this place, man...
Thanks God we don't have jackasses like you running football operations, 'cause we would still have Mcdaniels as our headcoach and Kyle Orton as our QB...

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Some of you...
Seriously man...
You guys have no idea what would we be up against...
This team doesn't need that type of distraction, we need a season free of drama, and just concentrate in fixing what we need to fix without attracting any unwanted sideshow...
The guy is gay, that's fine, he wants to play football, that's fine, he's got all his right to do that and more, this country affords him the opportunity to be whatever he wants to be free of harrassment, but we all know this is a first in the NFL, and whether we wanted or not, it's going to attract a lot of national media, I hope I'm wrong and they let the young man just play football without being labeled, that's what I'd like to see...

Do you "people" envision this type of scenario in Denver?
Don't you rather stay away from the media vultures that will feast on this type of event?
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Old 02-10-2014, 01:28 PM   #171
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Other than Von what was so distracting last year? Maybe we need something that forces our team to pull together more. Maybe someone steps up when others are crapping the bed.
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Strahan is gay and it didn't cause a stirrup in the Giants locker room
You better be able to back this up because it was a rumor that his 2nd ex-WIFE said during the divorce proceedings. Her claim of physical abuse was thrown out so please let us know the other info before stating this as fact and not your opinion.
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Old 02-10-2014, 01:32 PM   #173
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I don't mean to sound insensitive, but I'm pretty tired of the abnormal, left-handed circus that's been going on here the past few years.

Just because a very small portion of this board chooses to use their bodies in the face of nature doesn't mean we need to have this 'lifestyle' shoved in our faces.
I will start typing with only my right hand when I am too drunk to use both hands.
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You better be able to back this up because it was a rumor that his 2nd ex-WIFE said during the divorce proceedings. Her claim of physical abuse was thrown out so please let us know the other info before stating this as fact and not your opinion.
It's true, he's gay. I seen it.
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Like they were talking about on sports radio this morning, imagine yourself in the lockerroom of the US women's soccer team. I seriously doubt I'd be the model of self control if every day at work I had a naked Hope Solo on one side and Alex Morgan on the other.

I'd probably have to put the water on extra cold and stare at Abby Wambach.
Staring at Abby isn't too bad for the eyes (when she was younger). Too bad for you or any guy she won't give you the time of day. She did marry a teammate though...

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