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Old 01-22-2014, 01:42 PM   #1
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Default THINGS TO DO IN SEATTLE AS A TOURIST

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Take a stroll through the gloom and fog and rain!

Drink starbucks coffee and pretend it's the greatest coffee in the world so you're willing to take a loan out to pay for it!

Go see the house from Wargames where Matthew Broderick started WW3!

Visit Seattle's pro sports championship trophies (crickets!)

Take a dip in Puget Sound and catch pneumonia and die!

If you like rain.. this is like going to the Playboy Mansion if you like hot models!

Ask directions to the White House since you're in Washington! (I wonder how many dumbass patriots fans have done this?)

Wake up on the wrong side of Vancouver without your passprt and ID to get back into America! (how many Patriots fans have done this)

Pretend your team has a chance of winning next Sunday! ahem coughSEACHICKENFANScoughLosersCOUGH!
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Old 01-22-2014, 01:46 PM   #2
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[B][LIST=1]

Take a stroll through the gloom and fog and rain!

Drink starbucks coffee and pretend it's the greatest coffee in the world so you're willing to take a loan out to pay for it!

Go see the house from Wargames where Matthew Broderick started WW3!

Visit Seattle's pro sports championship trophies (crickets!)

Take a dip in Puget Sound and catch pneumonia and die!

If you like rain.. this is like going to the Playboy Mansion if you like hot models!

Ask directions to the White House since you're in Washington! (I wonder how many dumbass patriots fans have done this?)

Wake up on the wrong side of Vancouver without your passprt and ID to get back into America! (how many Patriots fans have done this)

Pretend your team has a chance of winning next Sunday! ahem coughSEACHICKENFANScoughLosersCOUGH!
Wow, just WOW. Some of the worst comedy I've run across in ages. Maybe you should find that short bridge and take a long walk into the sound.
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Old 01-22-2014, 01:48 PM   #3
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Old 01-22-2014, 01:49 PM   #4
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If I'm honest, Russell Wilson can run the 40 faster than Manning.

And that's all that matters, right?
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Old 01-22-2014, 01:51 PM   #5
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If I'm honest, Russell Wilson can run the 40 faster than Manning.

And that's all that matters, right?
Yeah, we are screwed.
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Old 01-22-2014, 01:52 PM   #6
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Manning is a hall of fame QB. Wilson may be good but he still has a lot to learn. He could still be a bust who had 2 good seasons.. who knows!
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Old 01-22-2014, 01:53 PM   #7
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Today's forecast in Seattle: RAIN. FOG. GLOOM. PANIC.
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Old 01-22-2014, 01:55 PM   #9
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What rock did the OP crawl out from under?

Is he Clam Chowder or one of those kFc trolls who made mass accounts back in October?
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Things to do in Seattle: Place the business end of a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger. Worked before.
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Old 01-22-2014, 02:08 PM   #11
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Things to do in Seattle: Place the business end of a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger. Worked before.
Wonder what Seattle's Suicide Prevention Hotline is.. it will come in handy on Feb 3 when Seattle wakes up to a gloomy rain filled day after the big loss!
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[B][LIST=1]

Take a stroll through the gloom and fog and rain!

Drink starbucks coffee and pretend it's the greatest coffee in the world so you're willing to take a loan out to pay for it!

Go see the house from Wargames where Matthew Broderick started WW3!

Visit Seattle's pro sports championship trophies (crickets!)

Take a dip in Puget Sound and catch pneumonia and die!

If you like rain.. this is like going to the Playboy Mansion if you like hot models!

Ask directions to the White House since you're in Washington! (I wonder how many dumbass patriots fans have done this?)

Wake up on the wrong side of Vancouver without your passprt and ID to get back into America! (how many Patriots fans have done this)

Pretend your team has a chance of winning next Sunday! ahem coughSEACHICKENFANScoughLosersCOUGH!
lmao! See you had a hard time marking this text in bold, like all the other ones you post.

P.S. Did not read post.

Edit: wow, we have had a lot of trolls lately.
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Old 01-22-2014, 02:42 PM   #13
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had to make it so the degenerates in seattle could understand it..
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Once it has turned to city smack, you know it's gotten lame.

No knock on Seattle, but this is a game that Denver should win. Have no idea why so many fans are spazzing out about it.
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Old 01-22-2014, 02:56 PM   #16
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Once it has turned to city smack, you know it's gotten lame.

No knock on Seattle, but this is a game that Denver should win. Have no idea why so many fans are spazzing out about it.

It's just a fun way to kill the work day!
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Underground Seattle, Space Needle, Northwest Trek, Puget Sound, Mt Rainier. I can think of all kinds of neat things in Seattle.
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Great seafood. Being a seafood lover on Colorado is painful honestly.
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[B][LIST=1]

Take a stroll through the gloom and fog and rain!

Drink starbucks coffee and pretend it's the greatest coffee in the world so you're willing to take a loan out to pay for it!

Go see the house from Wargames where Matthew Broderick started WW3!

Visit Seattle's pro sports championship trophies (crickets!)

Take a dip in Puget Sound and catch pneumonia and die!

If you like rain.. this is like going to the Playboy Mansion if you like hot models!

Ask directions to the White House since you're in Washington! (I wonder how many dumbass patriots fans have done this?) <-- the white house part was funny but the pat fan thing was a tiny bit vicious ,then again they was full of them selves mostly before the game

Wake up on the wrong side of Vancouver without your passprt and ID to get back into America! (how many Patriots fans have done this)

Pretend your team has a chance of winning next Sunday! ahem coughSEACHICKENFANScoughLosersCOUGH!
the rest was either meh or a bit vicious bitter . hey at least i offered constructive criticism vs the wee bit not so subtle suggestions to kill ya self ouch you must of really pissed em off somehow lol
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... wow, we have had a lot of trolls lately.
Usually means your team is kicking butt.
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You can also vote for socialists who think fast food workers should make 15 an hour..
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