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Old 01-15-2014, 09:19 AM   #1
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Default Von Miller wishes he had a pot.



I was looking at myself in the mirror.



Uh-huh?



I wish I had a pot.



You were lookin' at yourself in the mirror and you wish you had some pot?



A pot. A pot belly. Pot bellies are sexy.



Well you should be happy, 'cause you have one.



Shut up, Fatso! I don't have a pot! I have a bit of a tummy, like Madonna when she did "Lucky Star," it's not the same thing.



I didn't know there was such a difference between a tummy and a pot belly.



The difference is huge.



Would you like it if I have a pot belly?

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Old 01-15-2014, 09:20 AM   #2
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No. Pot bellies make a coach look either oafish, or like a gorilla. But on a linebacker, a pot belly is very sexy. The rest of you is normal. Normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal ass, but with a big, perfectly round pot belly. If I had one, I'd wear a tee-shirt two sizes too small to accentuate it.



You think Elway would find that attractive?



I don't give a damn what Elway finds attractive. It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.

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Old 01-15-2014, 09:22 AM   #3
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damn, who's that dude wearing the 58 jersey, Levon Kirkland?
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Old 01-15-2014, 09:22 AM   #4
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Old 01-15-2014, 09:23 AM   #5
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If you had a pot belly I would punch you in it... tee hee
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Old 01-15-2014, 10:04 AM   #6
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If you had a pot belly I would punch you in it... tee hee


I'd smother you. I'd drop it right on your face 'til you couldn't breathe.
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Old 01-15-2014, 10:06 AM   #7
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Old 01-15-2014, 10:06 AM   #8
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Old 01-15-2014, 10:09 AM   #9
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Old 01-15-2014, 10:15 AM   #11
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I'll be back faster than you can say blueberry pie...
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Old 01-15-2014, 10:56 AM   #12
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Wow.

Expect these threads to get bumped when Von's back making plays. I'm sure a lot of the same bashers will be praising him for 'getting back in shape.'

If you'd bother to watch his actual play during the short time he was back, you'd see he was our best run defender and still got pressure on the QB. The numbers don't echo that, but missing most of the season might have something to do w/it....ya think?

I'm convinced the added weight was intentional. Most players lose at least 10 pds by season's end, and it makes sense he didn't want to get worn down when he needed it most. Having played in only 8 games, the weight wasn't going to come off.
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Old 01-15-2014, 11:12 AM   #13
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I wish we had Von this week, pot and all. And I wish Von still wore his glasses.
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Old 01-15-2014, 11:42 AM   #15
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I didn't realize it was Pulp Fiction until at least half way through. Well done OP.
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I didn't realize it was Pulp Fiction until at least half way through. Well done OP.
I didn't realize it until y'all pointed it out, and I love that movie. If the blueberry pancakes were mentioned I might have gotten it.
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What part of Pulp Fiction does this parody?
I have seen that movie but can't remember a conversation like this
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Old 01-15-2014, 12:11 PM   #19
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What part of Pulp Fiction does this parody?
I have seen that movie but can't remember a conversation like this
It's when Butch is at the hotel with his little French girlfriend directly after he won the boxing match, after he gets dropped off by Esmeralda Villalobos, the cab driver. He comes back and they have this conversation after he wakes her up.
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What part of Pulp Fiction does this parody?
I have seen that movie but can't remember a conversation like this
Bruce Willis is talking to his gf in the hotel room.

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Blueberry pie.
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Old 01-15-2014, 08:08 PM   #23
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I didn't realize it was Pulp Fiction until at least half way through. Well done OP.
It took me to picture five to catch on. I wonder how many people did or didn't get it.
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Old 01-15-2014, 08:10 PM   #24
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What do they call a Big Mac in Denver, Von?
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Some people got all uptight about saying Von has a beer gut. Von is in best shape evah...
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