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Old 09-14-2013, 09:43 AM   #1
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I'm thinking we lose so bad that Peyton is no longer welcome at family functions. Archie disowns him immediately following the game via a live ESPN press conference. "I've never loved him" is the quote of the day. His mother Olivia is seen off to the side in tears. When asked why she is crying, she simply replies "I'm just so happy that the world can finally see that Eli is the better football player. He no longer has to be in that shadow any more..."That damn forehead casts such a big shadow."

Meanwhile... Bowlen decides that he's had enough. He calls a guy who calls a guy and after 5 minutes has it all set up. When the players arrive at the airport and all exit the bus, Fox has then line up on the tarmac. Out of nowhere, the players are summarily executed.

When being taken from Dove Valley in handcuffs, Bowlen is asked why he would such a thing.. "Why!!??" he said with a crazy look in his eyes. "What do you do with a horse that can't run anymore?! You put him down!! My horses couldn't run!! I PUT EM DOWN!!! I PUT EM DOWNNNNNN" Laughing maniacally.
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Old 09-14-2013, 11:10 AM   #2
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Old 09-14-2013, 11:18 AM   #3
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We lose so badly that the players are sold to meat packers in England for use as "minced beef". The evil scheme is discovered when several restaurant patrons in Manchester inexplicably start fumbling and throwing interceptions after downing some pub grub.
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So badly that Bowlen gets scammed out of all his money by a Nigerian Prince
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Old 09-14-2013, 11:45 AM   #5
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We lose so badly, we're "relegated" to the AFL.
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We lose bad that Eli is better than Peyton.
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Old 09-14-2013, 11:48 AM   #7
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Old 09-14-2013, 12:24 PM   #8
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John Elway says Phil Simms was a better QB than he was, and vows to develop Chris Simms until he becomes a HOF QB. In response he cuts Peyton Manning, fires John Fox, and hires Kyle Shannahan who finally admits his undying man love for Chris who he later marries making the Broncos the gayest team in the NFL.


We get beat so bad we become the gayest team in the NFL, don't lose to the Giants and become the gayest team in the NFL.
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John Elway says Phil Simms was a better QB than he was, and vows to develop Chris Simms until he becomes a HOF QB. In response he cuts Peyton Manning, fires John Fox, and hires Kyle Shannahan who finally admits his undying man love for Chris who he later marries making the Broncos the gayest team in the NFL.


We get beat so bad we become the gayest team in the NFL, don't lose to the Giants and become the gayest team in the NFL.
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Old 09-14-2013, 02:17 PM   #10
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We lose so bad, Phil comes out of retirement to spell a broken Manning. They make eye contact and Phil tells the teary Peyton he will take it from here.

Phill eventually gets taken out in the next snap from L Taylor.
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We don't!!
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Broncos lose so bad that the Manning bowl is renamed the Eli bowl and colorado marijuana growers now change their product to "Eli Manning" and partake of many a bowl.
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Old 09-14-2013, 05:12 PM   #13
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Broncos lose so bad that the Manning bowl is renamed the Eli bowl and colorado marijuana growers now change their product to "Eli Manning" and partake of many a bowl.
well if they do, the sales of Peyton Mannign Marijuana will plummet and they will have to redo their packaging.
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Old 09-14-2013, 05:15 PM   #14
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well if they do, the sales of Peyton Mannign Marijuana will plummet and they will have to redo their packaging.
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correct. It's a real ass kicking all the way around...
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Old 09-14-2013, 05:18 PM   #15
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correct. It's a real ass kicking all the way around...
I should imagine it would also have opposite impacts as the PM variety. Instead of preventing Nausea, Headaches, Eli Manning will induce vomiting and headaches. It will most likely be fatal to the Patriots.
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Old 09-14-2013, 06:05 PM   #16
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Loss is so devastating, Elway goes to work for the L A Kiss......
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Pat Bowlen drinks himself sober...
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Old 09-14-2013, 07:43 PM   #18
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We don't!!
Exactly. We don't win.

ESPN fulls for the Giants. They cannot lose.
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Old 09-14-2013, 07:45 PM   #19
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We lose so badly that at halftime we sign Cooper Manning and convert Tim Tebow to TE for a target for him to throw to.
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Old 09-14-2013, 07:50 PM   #20
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We lose so bad that Decker breaks his leg, wakes up the next morning in a NY hospital to find ...(too soon?)...
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We lose so bad that Decker breaks his leg, wakes up the next morning in a NY hospital to find ...(too soon?)...
Yea, too soon.
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Old 09-14-2013, 08:00 PM   #22
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We lose so bad that the Giants finally get themselves a mascot which is Warrick Davis that they dress in Peyton's shredded jersey from the game.
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Old 09-14-2013, 08:03 PM   #23
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Yea, too soon.
More of a riff on Decker=Eddie Mac than a terrible disaster which is why I stopped where I did.
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More of a riff on Decker=Eddie Mac than a terrible disaster which is why I stopped where I did.
I actually thought Eddie Mac's injury was going to make big news the next day. Who knew the twin towers would steal his thunder.
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We trade our next 5 draft classes to the Jaguars for Blaine Gabbert

We un-retire #7 and give it to him to wear

Bowlen stops drinking and decides to move the team to North Dakota
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