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Old 08-27-2013, 10:43 PM   #1
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Old 08-27-2013, 11:07 PM   #2
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I think I'll sign up. I want to become a super fan just like errand
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Old 08-28-2013, 01:46 AM   #3
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Old 08-28-2013, 02:45 AM   #4
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Old 08-28-2013, 04:20 AM   #5
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It is only two easy payments of $14.97, right? Do you take credit cards?
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Old 08-28-2013, 05:22 AM   #6
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And after Baja receives his diploma from the scout school he'll immediately seek a job with 31 NFL teams....because he's done with the Broncos. He simply refuses to work for such a "classless" organization.
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Old 08-28-2013, 06:20 AM   #7
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And after Baja receives his diploma from the scout school he'll immediately seek a job with 31 NFL teams....because he's done with the Broncos. He simply refuses to work for such a "classless" organization.
Lash out son that's the ticket. You said in a string of posts that only a professional scout was capable of theses things so I thought maybe a school was in order.


But you were never one to take your medicine like a man..
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Old 08-28-2013, 06:45 AM   #8
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This Flacco thing has everyone going nuts.
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Old 08-28-2013, 06:47 AM   #9
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I would but I already denounced Bucket Boy, so I am a lesser fan.
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Old 08-28-2013, 07:35 AM   #10
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This Flacco thing has everyone going nuts.
With Baja, how can you tell?
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Old 08-28-2013, 07:48 AM   #11
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Piling on is too easy. I'll sit this one out.
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Old 08-28-2013, 08:25 AM   #12
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I remember thinking how nice it would be when Rod Bernstein was healthy again so we didn't have to play that 6th round Davis kid.

I think I may have Tebow'd once in front of others.

These things have not only embarrassed my family, but more importantly, the posters on this board.

I really need this Scout School.
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Old 08-28-2013, 08:29 AM   #13
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Old 08-28-2013, 08:29 AM   #14
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This thread was inspired by this;

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthr...13#post3902713
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Old 08-28-2013, 08:36 AM   #15
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Here is your chance to receive the training you have longed for.

1. Have you secretly wished you could tell if a running back is fast?

2. Do you marvel when a trained scout can easily tell when a running back has power?
Don't need it, I also don't need the mountain to turn blue to tell me a can of beer is cold enought to drink ............ I have a magic hand that tells me when a can of beer is ice cold.
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Old 08-28-2013, 08:38 AM   #16
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Public grudge-holding is the new black.
If it was about anyone but errand, I would agree with you.
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Don't need it, I also don't need the mountain to turn blue to tell me a can of beer is cold enought to drink ............ I have a magic hand that tells me when a can of beer is ice cold.
^ I can confirm that Pony Boy has "magic hands".
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Old 08-28-2013, 08:50 AM   #18
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I used to have a problem with all the skills you mentioned above Baja but then I purchased a super monster sized TV set and now I can clearly see it all like I was on the field myself.

But there's no need for these classes for the average fan who doesn't have these skills yet. The NFL Network is now adding another channel. Nope, not another Redzone channel where you can see all the scores and highlights. Instead, they will highlight the running lanes, broken tackles and special athletic plays that feature guys that have demonstrated supreme balance. After a few days of watching this channel you to will be an expert and see things just like a pro scout would.

I wasn't going to pile on. But then I remembered errand called me a clown.
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Road trip to a college game to scout some RBs for next year.
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Road trip to a college game to scout some RBs for next year.
What's that driving the car, a chicken? Lolz
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