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Old 08-14-2013, 11:57 AM   #51
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Ok my wife still makes fun of me on this one:

America - "Sister Golden Hair"

I heard: "Well, I keep thinkin bout you, Sister Golden Hair down to thighs"

Actual: "Well. I Keep thinkin bout you, Sister Golden Hair surprise."

And of course like everybody else I thought the Blinded by the Light song they were saying "douche" for the longest time until about 5 years ago when I realized they were saying "deuce"
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Old 08-14-2013, 12:54 PM   #52
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Old 08-14-2013, 01:36 PM   #53
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I've seen this on a Facebook meme:

Toto - AFRICA

"I miss the rains down in Africa" should be "I BLESS the rains down in Africa".
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Old 08-14-2013, 02:39 PM   #54
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My young kids love Blinded by the Light, and they think it says "doosh" and they don't even know what a douche is.

I know it's "deuce," but he clearly enunciates "doosh."
Words are 'revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night'. refers to '32 ford hot rods as deuce and the practice of 'draggin main' which is what a lot of high school kids did in the old days when gas was cheap. Guess that shows how old I am.

Lyrics are by Bruce Springsteen; his version didn't sell but the brits mispronounced the words to the point Bruce said it sounded like they were selling a feminine hygiene product. They sure made a lot of money on that song. By the way Bruce said he used a rhyming thesaurus to write that song hence the meaningless sense of the words.
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Old 08-14-2013, 03:38 PM   #55
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That blinded by the light song

It always sounds like he is saying "wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night"

I am not sure what he is really saying, but I just assume its not "douche"
Probably "duece"
It's... "Revved up like a Duece, another runner in the night".

The song: "Ain't No Woman Like the One I got"

What I hear: "Ain't no woman like the one-eyed Gott."
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Old 08-14-2013, 03:40 PM   #56
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Ok my wife still makes fun of me on this one:

America - "Sister Golden Hair"

I heard: "Well, I keep thinkin bout you, Sister Golden Hair down to thighs"

Actual: "Well. I Keep thinkin bout you, Sister Golden Hair surprise.""
I thought it was "Sister Bulbous Nose".
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Old 08-14-2013, 03:53 PM   #57
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My wife and daughter thought that Poker Face by lady GaGA was cherry pie
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Old 08-14-2013, 04:44 PM   #58
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I STILL think she's saying "I try to fart like a whale", which quite frankly is a magnificent thing to try and do.
Nailed it. I tried it and it sounds exactly like that.
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Old 08-14-2013, 04:49 PM   #59
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Basically anything by Pearl Jam ...

I give you one of the funniest examples of misheard lyrics. Enjoy.





Edit: God I forgot how funny that was...

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Old 08-14-2013, 06:22 PM   #60
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Man....you guys are some deaf mother ****ers.
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Old 08-14-2013, 06:34 PM   #61
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That's some funny stuff TD
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Old 08-14-2013, 06:56 PM   #62
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That's some funny stuff TD
Thx OuB. And potato wave ...
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Old 08-14-2013, 07:54 PM   #63
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Smurf almost gets the lyrics right to every song.
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Old 08-14-2013, 07:58 PM   #64
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Damn, some of you folks have some really bad ears. Some are lagit, but cmon, "bathroom on the right"? For real?

This made somebody's chart. I mean, it doesn't even make sense. How can a virgin be touched for the 31st time, she's a frickin virgin you morons.

10. “LIKE A VIRGIN” BY MADONNA

Misheard Lyric: “Like a virgin, touched for the thirty-first time.”
Actual Lyric: “Like a virgin, touched for the very first time.”


Try this stuff, hahaha


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Old 08-14-2013, 07:59 PM   #65
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New Daft Punk song:

She's up all night till the sun
I'm up all night to get some
She's up all night for good fun
Smurf's gonna almost get lucky
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Old 08-14-2013, 08:02 PM   #66
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lol at the pearl jam post.
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Old 08-14-2013, 08:07 PM   #67
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lol at the pearl jam post.
"Make me fries" is my favorite part.
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Old 08-14-2013, 08:16 PM   #68
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"Make me fries" is my favorite part.
yea , that and I don't wan't a whale in a box or in a bag just kills me every time I think of it...
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Old 08-14-2013, 08:32 PM   #69
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Not really mis hearing but I always thought Bone really loved red rum...
It is Redrum. Murder spelled backwards, like in the Shining. Isn't it?
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Old 08-14-2013, 08:58 PM   #70
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Nirvana: What I heard: Ka ga raga! Cannastage us! Bulldagara! And as anus!


What they said: Kangaraga! Can piss sage lust? Bunnaharra! Orange anus!



yeah........
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Old 08-14-2013, 09:06 PM   #71
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Nirvana: What I heard: Ka ga raga! Cannastage us! Bulldagara! And as anus!


What they said: Kangaraga! Can piss sage lust? Bunnaharra! Orange anus!



yeah........
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Old 08-14-2013, 09:12 PM   #72
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Speaking of "Smells Like Teen Spirit"

At the end of the song, I swear Kurt Cobain is repeating "Have a midol, have a midol, have a midol..."

According to the lyric book, he's saying "A denial, a denial, adenial..."
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Old 08-14-2013, 10:13 PM   #73
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Man....you guys are some deaf mother ****ers.
What?!?!?
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Old 08-14-2013, 10:52 PM   #74
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Soooo...the Macklemore and Ryan Lewis song, "Can't Hold Us". Yes, I'm deaf. Yes, the misheard lyrics are actually the title of the song. When the song FIRST started playing on the radio, I hadn't heard the actual name of it, nor cared enough to google the video/artist etc. It was just a catchy tune.

Anywho, the chorus is "so we put our hands up, like the ceiling can't hoooold uuuus". I swear I kept hearing "so we put our hands up, like a ceiling fan hooooldaaaaa" (ceiling fan holder). I was singing it that way for at LEAST 2 or 3 weeks before a friend of mine pointed out my retardedness.
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Soooo...the Macklemore and Ryan Lewis song, "Can't Hold Us". Yes, I'm deaf. Yes, the misheard lyrics are actually the title of the song. When the song FIRST started playing on the radio, I hadn't heard the actual name of it, nor cared enough to google the video/artist etc. It was just a catchy tune.

Anywho, the chorus is "so we put our hands up, like the ceiling can't hoooold uuuus". I swear I kept hearing "so we put our hands up, like a ceiling fan hooooldaaaaa" (ceiling fan holder). I was singing it that way for at LEAST 2 or 3 weeks before a friend of mine pointed out my retardedness.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who constantly misreads Macklemore's lyrics.
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