"THAT'S GOOD BRONCOS" THREAD (NSFW)

[Broncobiv]

Originally Posted by broncocalijohn

I got shock top pumpkin beer at Total Wine for $5 for six pack. No complaints at that price.

The price is great (previous-season closeout), but IMHO, the beer is awful!

Last fall (2012), I bought one bottle of every pumpkin beer I could find at Total Wine. I wanted to try them all so I could decide on a favorite. I only had 3 per night so my tasting wouldn't be skewed by getting drunk. Shock Top Pumpkin came in dead last out of them all:

Wasatch Pumpkin Seasonal Ale (8/10)
Lakefront Pumpkin Lager (7/10)
Sam Adams Harvest Pumpkin Ale (6/10)
Blue Moon Harvest Pumpkin Ale (6/10)
Buffalo Bill’s Pumpkin Ale (5/10)
Indian Wells Spicy Pumpkin Ale (5/10)
Shipyard Pumpkinhead (4/10)
Unita Punk’n (4/10)
Shock Top Pumpkin Wheat (3/10)

Sorry for the mini-hijack!

[El Guapo]

After the documentary "Beer Wars" I've tried to boycott InBev, aka Anheiser-Busch, aka Shock Top (also Stella Artois, Brahma, Beck's, Leffe, Boddingtons, Hoegaarden, Labatt, Löwenbräu, St. Pauli Girl and Tennent's. Oh and Budweiser family of beers (Bud, Bud Light, Bud Select, etc.), the Michelob Family of beers (Michelob, Michelob Light, Michelob Ultra), the Busch Family of beers (Busch, Busch Light, Busch Ice), and the Natural Family (Natural Light & Natural Ice), but I suppose this is a whole different subject.

[broncogary]

Originally Posted by Broncobiv

The price is great (previous-season closeout), but IMHO, the beer is awful!

Last fall (2012), I bought one bottle of every pumpkin beer I could find at Total Wine. I wanted to try them all so I could decide on a favorite. I only had 3 per night so my tasting wouldn't be skewed by getting drunk. Shock Top Pumpkin came in dead last out of them all:

Wasatch Pumpkin Seasonal Ale (8/10)
Lakefront Pumpkin Lager (7/10)
Sam Adams Harvest Pumpkin Ale (6/10)
Blue Moon Harvest Pumpkin Ale (6/10)
Buffalo Bill’s Pumpkin Ale (5/10)
Indian Wells Spicy Pumpkin Ale (5/10)
Shipyard Pumpkinhead (4/10)
Unita Punk’n (4/10)
Shock Top Pumpkin Wheat (3/10)

Sorry for the mini-hijack!

It's this type of scientific analysis that keeps me coming back to the Mane.

But shouldn't you have tried to determine which beer tasted better when you are drunk?

[Broncobiv]

Originally Posted by broncogary

It's this type of scientific analysis that keeps me coming back to the Mane.

But shouldn't you have tried to determine which beer tasted better when you are drunk?

I can answer that without even testing. The great ones would come down to a 6, and the crappy ones would come up to a 6...everything is mediocre when you're drunk!

[theAPAOps5]

Originally Posted by broncogary

But shouldn't you have tried to determine which beer tasted better when you are drunk?

Trick question.... The answer is all of the above.

[Broncobiv]

Originally Posted by Raidersbane

The skunk beer......was that Negro Modelo?

It was Modelo Especial. Negra Modelo is the dark version.

[ak1971]

Originally Posted by Broncobiv

I can answer that without even testing. The great ones would come down to a 6, and the crappy ones would come up to a 6...everything is mediocre when you're drunk!

Its all about quantity when you are drunk...oh and the $1.99 burritos at 7-11

[Raidersbane]

The more shows he does the more I like him.....and this week was short timed to deal with the holiday. Good work!

[UltimateHoboW/Shotgun]

I knew this would happen sooner or later......the AA Hijacking of this thread.

[Raidersbane]

Originally Posted by UltimateHoboW/Shotgun

I knew this would happen sooner or later......the AA Hijacking of this thread.

Please don't frighten me with the idea those heathens are near at hand......check this out instead!

http://www.drunkard.com/

[UltimateHoboW/Shotgun]

ThatsGoodBroncos Dog! pic.twitter.com/a6SDevpRfM

— Brandon Perna (@BrandonPerna) December 25, 2013

Now "That's good Broncos" has a mascot.

[Raidersbane]

Shall we guess the beasts name?

I'll go first and say.........Gradishar.

[broncocalijohn]

Originally Posted by Raidersbane

Shall we guess the beasts name?

I'll go first and say.........Gradishar.

Not K-Von Webster?

[UltimateHoboW/Shotgun]

Originally Posted by Raidersbane

Shall we guess the beasts name?

I'll go first and say.........Gradishar.

My vote is for "stink". Because I'm sure that has peed on something including itself.

[El Guapo]

Ill vote for "Bubba."

[hades]

I'll say Wolfe

[Guess Who]

Denver should give Dirk a shot at TE.

[pricejj]

Originally Posted by Guess Who

Denver should give Dirk a shot at TE.

Pretty sure that was Zac Dysert

[Guess Who]

Originally Posted by pricejj

Pretty sure that was Zac Dysert

Dude needs some sun.

[CHEF LUIGI]

Originally Posted by UltimateHoboW/Shotgun

ThatsGoodBroncos Dog! pic.twitter.com/a6SDevpRfM

— Brandon Perna (@BrandonPerna) December 25, 2013

Now "That's good Broncos" has a mascot.

champ

[broncocalijohn]

Originally Posted by provenance 07474

Pretty sure that was Zac Dysert

Close resemblance to Whitey from Me, Myself and Irene.

[ThatsGoodBroncos]

Zac and Dirk have to be cousins, right?

[ThatsGoodBroncos]

Originally Posted by El Guapo

It was good, except for the anti-Texas stuff. Seeing as how it's Christmas eve and all, and the fact that I'm a good Broncos fan, I will go ahead and grant you my forgiveness this one time.

Oh, but I can't forgive you for drinking pumpkin beer. That's sooo last month.

I only hate Texas when we play the Texans. Also, when I have to drive 16 hours through the state only to realize I am only at the halfway point.

[Critic Bowser]

Originally Posted by whoeey

Don't ever make fun of RFR again! GWHB &GWB fine, but keep RFR out of it, mmkay?

awwwwwwwwww it cant go both ways?

[UltimateHoboW/Shotgun]