The Orange Mane -  a Denver Broncos Fan Community  

Go Back   The Orange Mane - a Denver Broncos Fan Community > Orange Mane Discussion > Orange Mane Central Discussion
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Chat Room Mark Forums Read



Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 08-19-2014, 10:23 AM   #1
bronco militia
OMG...this is horrible!
 
bronco militia's Avatar
 
THE GREATEST

Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: colorado springs, co
Posts: 24,610
Default why-your-team-sucks-2014-denver-broncos

from Drew Magary of deadspin and ksk

the comments are golden!

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-su...cos-1623790699

Last edited by bronco militia; 08-19-2014 at 10:29 AM..
bronco militia is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Old 08-19-2014, 10:24 AM   #2
bronco militia
OMG...this is horrible!
 
bronco militia's Avatar
 
THE GREATEST

Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: colorado springs, co
Posts: 24,610
Default Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Denver Broncos

from Drew Magary of deadspin and ksk

the comments are golden!

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-su...cos-1623790699
bronco militia is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2014, 10:28 AM   #3
Drunken.Broncoholic2
Pickled in orange & blue
 
Drunken.Broncoholic2's Avatar
 
OnLyNiNjAsCaNrEaDtHiSQuOtE

Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Carmel, Ca
Posts: 5,606

Adopt-a-Bronco:
None
Default

Pretty sure they read this forum as they nailed some fans perfectly to certain posters here.
Drunken.Broncoholic2 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2014, 10:31 AM   #4
bronco militia
OMG...this is horrible!
 
bronco militia's Avatar
 
THE GREATEST

Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: colorado springs, co
Posts: 24,610
Default

ok wtf....how did i make two threads?

fyi, we landed on the moon (face palm smiley)
bronco militia is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2014, 10:47 AM   #5
NorthernistCaliforneeway7
Seasoned Veteran
 
NorthernistCaliforneeway7's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2013
Posts: 379

Adopt-a-Bronco:
None
Default

That was pretty damn funny. Those fan comments are the best.
NorthernistCaliforneeway7 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2014, 10:59 AM   #6
missingnumber7
Ring of Famer
 

Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Mandan
Posts: 4,866

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Tyrone Braxton
Default

The team also dumped leading rusher Knowshon Moreno and put Montee Ball in charge of running that stretch play that Manning always calls after he's been audibling for 30 minutes straight. Seriously, all that arm flapping and OMAHA ****? Stretch play. It's a surprisingly easy code to break.

ROFLMAO...and the comments win....but my favorite comment:
God bless you John Elway. Go *******g **** yourself Josh McDaniels.
missingnumber7 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2014, 11:10 AM   #7
ColoradoDarin
Not Too Shabby Poster
 
ColoradoDarin's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: St Augustine, FL
Posts: 7,502

Adopt-a-Bronco:
T J Ward
Default

Quote:
I'm convinced Brock Osweilycoyoteburger is John Elway's secret lovechild. He roomed with Elway's son at ASU, Elway drafted him way higher than he should have, and he is solidly the backup and future despite taking awful sacks and routinely getting outplayed by Zac Dysert.
Lol
ColoradoDarin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2014, 11:14 AM   #8
Cmac821
Harden by loss
 
Cmac821's Avatar
 
Can't wait for next year

Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Southern Los Angeles
Posts: 1,168

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Fox Mulder
Default

Their is a quote from "Aaron" that says eff John Fox and his "not to shabby" attitude. How is that not taken straight off the mane?
Cmac821 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2014, 11:31 AM   #9
Crushaholic
Armchair Poster
 
Crushaholic's Avatar
 

Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Topeka, KS
Posts: 22,501

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Isaiah Burse
Default

Go to any Denver Broncos forum and you'll find at least 10 people still wondering if we could get Tebow backů.
Crushaholic is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2014, 11:35 AM   #10
jmz313
Ring of Famer
 

Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Maryland
Posts: 1,243
Default

"Kyle:

We 'toughened' up on defense by adding a guy who was knocked out of a game by Wes Welker."

that's pretty funny.
jmz313 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2014, 11:48 AM   #11
canadianbroncosfan
Seasoned Veteran
 
canadianbroncosfan's Avatar
 
M.W.A. - Foreign Affairs Minister

Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Edmonton, AB
Posts: 323
Default

Larry:

Go to any Denver Broncos forum and you'll find at least 10 people still wondering if we could get Tebow back….
canadianbroncosfan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2014, 12:07 PM   #12
ShiftyEyedWaterboy
Pro Bowler
 
ShiftyEyedWaterboy's Avatar
 
Want some gatorade?

Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: Littleton
Posts: 675

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Brandon Perna
Default

Coors Light mountain bros
ShiftyEyedWaterboy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2014, 12:08 PM   #13
ludo21
RIP Darrent Williams
 
ludo21's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Glendale, AZ
Posts: 19,150

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Paul Ernster
Default

I think Aaron is Cito
ludo21 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2014, 12:11 PM   #14
Drunk Monkey
Mars b****es!!!
 
Drunk Monkey's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,119
Default

Aaron:
**** John Fox and his "Not Too Shabby" attitude.










OK, which one of you was this?

Drunk Monkey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2014, 12:13 PM   #15
Kevin8Nine
Kevin Ate Nine
 
Kevin8Nine's Avatar
 
New to the Forum

Join Date: Sep 2013
Posts: 408

Adopt-a-Bronco:
None
Default

"Dark Helmet"

Kevin8Nine is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2014, 12:57 PM   #16
broncocalijohn
Famer of Rings
 
broncocalijohn's Avatar
 
I said Do It!

Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Lake Forest, Orange County, Calif.
Posts: 21,851

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Simon Fletcher
Default

I think I found what Cito Pelon's real name is...

"Jeff:

You know why the Broncos suck? Peyton ****ing Manning. He goes out in Mile High, tells all of us to shut the **** up at a goddamn football game so we can hear him yell Omaha 65 times. Peyton Manning fans (which should be distinguished from Broncos fans) seem to get a kick out of this and love to shush me during his drives. They look at me with a curious face when I continue to WOOOOO!!!! as loud as I can, no matter what Peyton Manning thinks. I do this for one reason: So when we get to the Super Bowl and there are fans acting just like me in Seahawk jerseys, Peyton actually has a little practice dealing with noise and the ****ing ball doesn't fly over his head on the first play of the game.

Peyton is like a colicky baby. If you're quiet and let him sleep, it's heaven on Earth. But if you're loud your whole Sunday goes to **** and even the coldest beer can't make the pain go away."
broncocalijohn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2014, 01:02 PM   #17
Binkythefrog
Seasoned Veteran
 

Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 384
Default

Reading all of these funny previews on Deadspin makes me realize we got it good. All of the fan comments on the Raiders, Chiefs and Chargers are pretty insane and depressing and the best that is on the Broncos is that some of us like Tebow, some have a bumper sticker that sunsets are orange because God loves the Broncos, and the Broncos get destroyed in Super Bowls when they wear Orange.

One of the comments said that basically the Broncos have been competitive for 40 years with only one awful period (with a couple seasons sprinkled in). I can't speak for before the mid 80's, but the Broncos absolutely rule and always will.
Binkythefrog is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2014, 01:06 PM   #18
bronco militia
OMG...this is horrible!
 
bronco militia's Avatar
 
THE GREATEST

Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: colorado springs, co
Posts: 24,610
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Binkythefrog View Post
Reading all of these funny previews on Deadspin makes me realize we got it good. All of the fan comments on the Raiders, Chiefs and Chargers are pretty insane and depressing and the best that is on the Broncos is that some of us like Tebow, some have a bumper sticker that sunsets are orange because God loves the Broncos, and the Broncos get destroyed in Super Bowls when they wear Orange.

One of the comments said that basically the Broncos have been competitive for 40 years with only one awful period (with a couple seasons sprinkled in). I can't speak for before the mid 80's, but the Broncos absolutely rule and always will.

yeah this ^

we are spoiled! (and awesome)
bronco militia is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2014, 01:27 PM   #19
broncocalijohn
Famer of Rings
 
broncocalijohn's Avatar
 
I said Do It!

Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Lake Forest, Orange County, Calif.
Posts: 21,851

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Simon Fletcher
Default

Here is a great one from a Chiefs' fan:

Ryan:

* The Chiefs have more player-committed murder-suicides than playoff victories in the past two decades.

* During last year's meltdown against the Colts in the post season, it looked like the injuries slider was turned up to 100% and they were carting bodies off the field like they were filming B-roll for "The Strain".

* Brodie Croyle (!) is the only quarterback drafted by the team to start a game for them since the mid-80's...and he barely beat out Damon Huard in the process. Croyle then promptly lost all six of his starts. He couldn't even beat out Tyler Thigpen once he returned from injury.
broncocalijohn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2014, 01:30 PM   #20
Bronco Boy
Avid Ambien Abuser
 
Bronco Boy's Avatar
 
Eric Fischer: Catholic Priest

Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: New York. **** you too.
Posts: 2,003

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Lamin Barrow
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by broncocalijohn View Post
Here is a great one from a Chiefs' fan:

Ryan:

* The Chiefs have more player-committed murder-suicides than playoff victories in the past two decades.

* During last year's meltdown against the Colts in the post season, it looked like the injuries slider was turned up to 100% and they were carting bodies off the field like they were filming B-roll for "The Strain".

* Brodie Croyle (!) is the only quarterback drafted by the team to start a game for them since the mid-80's...and he barely beat out Damon Huard in the process. Croyle then promptly lost all six of his starts. He couldn't even beat out Tyler Thigpen once he returned from injury.
Boom roasted
Bronco Boy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2014, 01:50 PM   #21
Kaylore
Shall we begin?
 
Kaylore's Avatar
 
You should have let me sleep!

Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Ceti Alpha V
Posts: 45,834

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Pat Bowlen
Default

This is so true.

Quote:
I remember watching an episode of Tosh.0 a couple years ago when he was discussing Tim Tebow at the height of his bull**** playoff season in 2011. I can't say that I remember anything noteworthy from the Tebow talk of it, but one thing Tosh mentioned was that Tebow was entertaining a stadium full of "chanting hill people."

Being a season ticket holder, I go to nearly every home game, and we are indeed a group of fat, stupid hill people. I don't know why, either. Look up the stats; Colorado is one of the healthiest states in America. There aren't nearly as many obese people here as there are in God forsaken states like Alabama or Mississippi. Go to an Avalanche, Nuggets, or Rockies game, and generally speaking most people look like respectable human beings.

Not at Broncos games. The fans you see at Mile High Stadium are morbidly disgusting people. It's like a Broncos jersey instantly adds 30 pounds to everyone wearing them.
Avs games and Rocky games have a group that is fairly representative of Colorado. Not Bronco games. Though I will say during premiere match ups and the playoffs, we class it up quite a bit.
Kaylore is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2014, 01:55 PM   #22
Kaylore
Shall we begin?
 
Kaylore's Avatar
 
You should have let me sleep!

Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Ceti Alpha V
Posts: 45,834

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Pat Bowlen
Default

Hill person quote:

Quote:
You know why the Broncos suck? Peyton ****ing Manning. He goes out in Mile High, tells all of us to shut the **** up at a goddamn football game so we can hear him yell Omaha 65 times. Peyton Manning fans (which should be distinguished from Broncos fans) seem to get a kick out of this and love to shush me during his drives. They look at me with a curious face when I continue to WOOOOO!!!! as loud as I can, no matter what Peyton Manning thinks.
Classy Colorado:

Quote:
Because our fans don't realize you need to shut up when the offense has the ball unless Peyton tells them to. They're also the worst drivers on the planet.
Kaylore is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2014, 01:55 PM   #23
Johnykbr
Pro Bowler
 
Johnykbr's Avatar
 
2.0: Now with three speeds!

Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Raleigh, NC
Posts: 647

Adopt-a-Bronco:
BVP
Default

All of them were pretty funny except for that one from Melanie regarding latent racism. I don't think she realized that it was going to be a funny article.
Johnykbr is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2014, 02:17 PM   #24
DHallblows
Ring of Famer
 
DHallblows's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Norman, OK
Posts: 2,618
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaylore View Post
Hill person quote:
To be fair, the second half of said hill person's quote WAS:
Quote:
"I do this for one reason: So when we get to the Super Bowl and there are fans acting just like me in Seahawk jerseys, Peyton actually has a little practice dealing with noise and the ****ing ball doesn't fly over his head on the first play of the game."
DHallblows is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2014, 02:27 PM   #25
Kaylore
Shall we begin?
 
Kaylore's Avatar
 
You should have let me sleep!

Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Ceti Alpha V
Posts: 45,834

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Pat Bowlen
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by DHallblows View Post
To be fair, the second half of said hill person's quote WAS:
Maybe so, but there's always those mouth-breathers screaming when the offense is on the field at Mile High. They're the same ones at training camp screaming that Robert Ayers "Better get more sacks or he'll get cut!" Or they're the female fans who don't know what's going on. After Tebow left we see less of those.
Kaylore is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes



Forum Jump


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 03:49 AM.


Denver Broncos