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Old 07-03-2013, 09:08 PM   #1
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Old 07-03-2013, 09:16 PM   #2
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Don't take a piss and then try to wash your hands if the attendant isn't there. The one time I did the attendant took all the hand towels out when he left. I walked back to the table trying to air dry my hands and some stripper was at the table shaking everyone's hand. I tried to tell her my hands were wet but she insisted on shaking anyway only to look at me like I goo'ed or pissed on them.

She wasn't that hot and I was leaving anyway.
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Old 07-03-2013, 09:21 PM   #3
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Don't jizz in a light colored trouser.

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Wear Umbro shorts as your underwear.
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Old 07-03-2013, 09:22 PM   #4
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Don't be looking at facebook when a stripper looks at you. I was at LaBohoeme in Denver not long ago and this happened to me. To be honest, I didn't really care. She made it seem like I was a jerk, but it's kind of her job to captivate me. She had herself to blame.
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Old 07-03-2013, 09:23 PM   #5
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Has anyone ever had a new stripper, get so sweaty that when she went to spin on the pole she slipped off into the crowd?
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Old 07-03-2013, 09:24 PM   #6
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I'd also like to address a misunderstood "do". It's perfectly OK to ask about their wine listing as you walk into the club and declare that you ask because you like a good Malbec. Been there, done that. LaBohoeme.
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Old 07-03-2013, 09:25 PM   #7
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No hostage dances... Not even on a birthday or bachelor party.
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Old 07-03-2013, 09:28 PM   #8
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Straighten out your junk before you get the lap dance.
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Old 07-03-2013, 09:28 PM   #9
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No hostage dances... Not even on a birthday or bachelor party.
Saw a guy get his pelvis crushed by a train of strippers Monday night. Also saw a guy toss quarters at a dancers ass. He got beat down.
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Old 07-03-2013, 10:21 PM   #10
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Old 07-03-2013, 10:22 PM   #11
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Old 07-03-2013, 10:22 PM   #12
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Saw a guy get his pelvis crushed by a train of strippers Monday night. Also saw a guy toss quarters at a dancers ass. He got beat down.
I'm too poor to make it rain on ho's.... I make it hail on b****es.
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Old 07-03-2013, 10:34 PM   #13
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1. Don't - go with Aaron Hernandez
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Old 07-03-2013, 10:35 PM   #14
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Don't go.

Strip clubs are for losers.
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Old 07-03-2013, 10:36 PM   #15
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Since I don't go to strip clubs anymore. I kinda miss the good old days. NYC folks will remember the strip clubs in Queens/LIC. Had good times back in the early 90's - a weekly ritual. There used to be a place called 'Wiley's - man that joint was wild - guys would be showing up wearing shorts and sweatpants - .
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Old 07-03-2013, 10:42 PM   #16
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Don't go.

Strip clubs are for losers.
Losers are otherwise known as dudes that like women in 49 other states.
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Old 07-03-2013, 10:49 PM   #17
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Old 07-03-2013, 10:58 PM   #18
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Don't sit at the rail ever, don't get private dances only make it rain with no less then 20-30 singles if there is a girl that dances well.
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Old 07-03-2013, 10:59 PM   #19
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Also if there is one you like find out who her enemies are then randomly put them down with a quick jab in front of her. They love that ****.
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Old 07-03-2013, 11:05 PM   #20
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dont run your atm card through a strippers ass...no money will come out

do..use $20s instead of ones. those girls putting themselves through law school love that
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When in the Champagne Room, don't pour champagne down a strippers ass. Had a friend do this once and she stop giving him a lap dance. Funny as heck though, when the stripper came over to our table and told us what happen.

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Old 07-04-2013, 12:08 AM   #22
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Don't ever get into a relationship with a stripper. I was in one for 2 years and she was the most jealous woman I've been with. They are crazy.

And NEVER date one if you are the jealous type. I've always said dudes that get jealous should never date a hot chick. Saves them the dread and pain.
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Old 07-04-2013, 12:12 AM   #23
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You cannot swipe a credit card down their ass crack.
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Old 07-04-2013, 12:27 AM   #24
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A mod warning for this thread. No images of nearly nude women. If they show up, this thread gets deleted. It might get deleted anyway because of the recent tiff with google.

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Old 07-04-2013, 12:46 AM   #25
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Yes you can.

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