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Old 06-23-2016, 08:57 AM   #1
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Was flipping through channels last night and saw this ad for the first time.




I get the premise of the commercial but my god the look on Brady's face at the end makes me wonder what kind of weird ****ed up fetish he is about to indulge with that bed. Seriously that's the kind of look Jared gives little kids while working on his footlong.
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Old 06-23-2016, 09:01 AM   #2
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Old 06-23-2016, 09:02 AM   #3
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makes me wonder what kind of weird ****ed up fetish he is about to indulge with that bed.

https://youtu.be/e58FeKOgsU8

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Old 06-23-2016, 09:04 AM   #4
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Thats so hot
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Old 06-23-2016, 09:04 AM   #5
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Bet the matress feels a little deflated.


Not the best spokesperson for this campaign.


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Old 06-23-2016, 09:15 AM   #6
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Old 06-23-2016, 09:15 AM   #7
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It's bad, it's real bad. Even 'Pats fans know that this is the "Ishtar" of commercials. Ooooof.
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Old 06-23-2016, 09:18 AM   #8
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Is mister bundchen rockin' the zoolander "blue steel" in that vid?



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Old 06-23-2016, 09:23 AM   #9
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"Will you be needing anything else"
"Yes, inform Gisele that the Von Miller replica strap on will be required for this evening. I want to feel him inside me again"
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Old 06-23-2016, 09:32 AM   #10
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"Will you be needing anything else"
"Yes, inform Gisele that the Von Miller replica strap on will be required for this evening. I want to feel him inside me again"
I'm sorry Mr. Brady, the Von strap on will not be working this year. It is holding out.
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I'm sorry Mr. Brady, the Von strap on will not be working this year. It is holding out.
It's nice when the enemy remembers when we ****ed them in the ass.
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Old 06-23-2016, 09:41 AM   #12
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I'm sorry Mr. Brady, the Von strap on will not be working this year. It is holding out.

Suspended for cheating, holding out, what's the difference.



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Old 06-23-2016, 09:53 AM   #13
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It's nice when the enemy remembers when we ****ed them in the ass.

Baron just got b**** slapped with this post.


Lmao at Barons post when the mind is still fresh from a January rape.
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Old 06-23-2016, 09:57 AM   #14
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It's nice when the enemy remembers when we ****ed them in the ass.

"I'm not using lube, so be sure and keep the sheets off your mattress at night."

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The Brady obsession continues on the Mane ...
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Old 06-23-2016, 10:39 AM   #17
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The Brady obsession continues on the Mane ...
Is it an organized effort with you ass clowns? Do you have a schedule you all follow to make sure the mane is monitored 24 / 7 and then send out the group text to swarm once your cheaters are mentioned? Anything pats related and you are in here like a fat kid on a pork chop.

Are there Bronco fans doing the same thing over at what ever board you call home?

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Old 06-23-2016, 10:54 AM   #18
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Is it an organized effort with you ass clowns? Do you have a schedule you all follow to make sure the mane is monitored 24 / 7 and then send out the group text to swarm once your cheaters are mentioned? Anything pats related and you are in here like a fat kid on a pork chow.

Are there Bronco fans doing the same thing over at what ever board you call home?
This also fascinates me. It speaks to their incredible insecurity.

"We most monitor the internet and defend our cheating ways at all cost! Anyone who doesn't give reverence to Brady and Belichick must be attacked! All teams sites most be monitored! We cannot allow a single mention to go unchallenged!"


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Old 06-23-2016, 10:59 AM   #19
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Suspended for cheating, holding out, what's the difference.



Very nice Rob. When you use words, your own, you can be this awesome more often.
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Old 06-23-2016, 11:01 AM   #20
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The Brady obsession continues on the Mane ...


Manning obsessions are on par...
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This also fascinates me. It speaks to their incredible insecurity.

"We most monitor the internet and defend our cheating ways at all cost! Anyone who doesn't give reverence to Brady and Belichick must be attacked! All teams sites most be monitored! We cannot allow a single mention to go unchallenged!"

Chinese men all over the world are happy these days.
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Old 06-23-2016, 11:39 AM   #22
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Is it an organized effort with you ass clowns? Do you have a schedule you all follow to make sure the mane is monitored 24 / 7 and then send out the group text to swarm once your cheaters are mentioned? Anything pats related and you are in here like a fat kid on a pork chow.

Are there Bronco fans doing the same thing over at what ever board you call home?
You should see them on Twitter. If a tweet goes out that is remotely negative towards the Patriots- "CODE RED, SWARM!! SWARM!!"

They are completely ****ing nuts.
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Old 06-23-2016, 12:17 PM   #23
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I get the premise of the commercial but my god the look on Brady's face at the end makes me wonder what kind of weird ****ed up fetish he is about to indulge with that bed. Seriously that's the kind of look Jared gives little kids while working on his footlong.
You guys need help
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Old 06-23-2016, 12:20 PM   #24
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Manning obsessions are on par...

With all due respect, nothing can compare to their obsession with all things Manning. They know deep down that mister bundchen isn't half the player so they compensate by perpetuating the myth that a glorified systems quarterback is single handedly responsible for their teams success****.



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Old 06-23-2016, 12:21 PM   #25
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