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Old 07-04-2013, 05:22 PM   #51
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I found myself sitting stage side looking at some hottie and holding a plastic ashtray upside down in my hand tapping to the beat of the song. Since the place was pretty dead - not too many folks were going out in the weather - the bouncer came over and warned me not to break the ashtrays.

I set aside the ashtray until the bouncer focused his attention elsewhere. I grabbed the ashtray again, began tapping it again, and sure enough it broke during the next song.
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all the american strip joints ive been to suck, go to the little clubs just outside montreal, the language barrier is a good thing, money talks.

I always find myself hitting on the waitresses, I mean you know you are going to see the other girls naked so who cares, its a challenge to get the waitress to get naked at the table tho.
And if you can drag girls there with you, they will get a bunch of attention from the dancers, get horny, and be more likely to have fun with ya.

I had this one girl go with a bunch of friends. She was way younger than me. Bought her bodyshots with dancers and all that. She loved it. Ended up getting cock-blocked on that one, but it works many times.
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Old 07-05-2013, 08:25 PM   #53
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Straighten out your junk before you get the lap dance.
I guess don't wear loose fitting clothing either. Very too obvious likey.
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Old 07-05-2013, 08:35 PM   #54
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Take over the whole club............it will take about 5k.

I wasn't there, I didn't see anything and and I don't know WTF

your talking about and that's my story and I am sticking to it.
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Old 07-05-2013, 08:47 PM   #55
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Don't go.

Strip clubs are for losers.
I actually REPd Claythan for this.

Strip clubs have always seemed like a bad idea to me. At every level, they seem like they are destroyers of self-respect. Maybe if I ever went to one, I'd find something that I'd never considered. But I doubt it.
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I actually REPd Claythan for this.

Strip clubs have always seemed like a bad idea to me. At every level, they seem like they are destroyers of self-respect. Maybe if I ever went to one, I'd find something that I'd never considered. But I doubt it.
While I have rarely gone to a strip club and don't find them appealing, for Boob to let others know that strip clubs are for losers is like telling Boob telling other fan's franchise suck for losing a playoff game to get to the Super Bowl.
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Strip clubs are the only place cops, drug dealers, thugs, ballers, pimps and hoes all hang at the same time.
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Well besides the actual prisons and jails.
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I'm surprised at the number of Maners here who have been to strip clubs. The only time I've ever gone was twice the two years in Florida for a couple of CPO retirements.
Good thing is there are a **** load of bouncers there that will help keep your cock blocking streak alive.
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Take over the whole club............it will take about 5k.

I wasn't there, I didn't see anything and and I don't know WTF

your talking about and that's my story and I am sticking to it.
We went out to see the Broncos at duh bears in 2007, afterward the CFO said that any of us who did not show at his favorite club was not going to have a job the next morning.

Our Leasing Vendor popped for the game for 10 of us, then after the game he not only popped for us to get in but then got them to open up the VIP area upstairs. It was a slow night and they had the upstair room closed down.

We had the cream of the crop up there. THat is where I got stuck trying to wash my hands but because the Attendant wasn't there he took his **** with him.

Fun night, The CFO loved going after the skanks and then he would pass them off to a kid he claimed he was going to promote as his successor but that aint going to happen for another 20 years...

I wouldn't walk into one of those places on my own or even with just one or 2 guys. There is all sorts of give and take in there and it boils down to them giving you a little in order to take, and TAKE a whole bunch from you.

I am married it was fun with the group of friends and old co-workers we were out with but if my life got to the point where I had to go there to have someone to talk to and get my human interaction fix then it would be time to pull a Papa move and blow my head off.
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"Ex-NFL player arrested for leaving kid in car outside strip club

If you’re looking for a babysitter, former NFL linebacker Monty Ray Grow probably isn’t the first guy you should call.

Grow, who played for the Chiefs and Jaguars in the 1990s, was arrested after authorities said he left a 3-year-old girl alone in a car while he went into a strip club in Clearwater, Florida. He was charged with child abuse and released on $5,000 bail.

Police say Grow went into the Diamond Dolls strip club and left the kid in the car. Police have not said what Grow’s relationship with the girl was.

Grow admitted leaving the child unattended, police say. The girl was not injured and her mother and grandparents arrived to collect her"

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...de-strip-club/

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all the american strip joints ive been to suck, go to the little clubs just outside montreal, the language barrier is a good thing, money talks.

I always find myself hitting on the waitresses, I mean you know you are going to see the other girls naked so who cares, its a challenge to get the waitress to get naked at the table tho.
I was just going to say this. Basically everything that's been a don't do one page one, you can freely do. We have dollar coins instead of bills so strippers love getting coins thrown at them.

And don't even get me started on Montreal, it makes Las Vegas look like baby Gap

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Go to McDoogal's southeast of Baltimore...

I haven't been there in years, but two bonuses were you could bring your own beer which they would store on ice, and they had chicks way better looking than anything on The Block. (Baltimore Street in the city.)

On the bad side, it (and the area) are a dump, it had what appeared to be a car repair business lit by a couple barrel fires out back, and it also literally had a DOG working the door...

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Old 07-15-2013, 07:59 PM   #64
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"Ex-NFL player arrested for leaving kid in car outside strip club

If you’re looking for a babysitter, former NFL linebacker Monty Ray Grow probably isn’t the first guy you should call.

Grow, who played for the Chiefs and Jaguars in the 1990s, was arrested after authorities said he left a 3-year-old girl alone in a car while he went into a strip club in Clearwater, Florida. He was charged with child abuse and released on $5,000 bail.

Police say Grow went into the Diamond Dolls strip club and left the kid in the car. Police have not said what Grow’s relationship with the girl was.

Grow admitted leaving the child unattended, police say. The girl was not injured and her mother and grandparents arrived to collect her"

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...de-strip-club/

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Monty Ray Grow....sounds like a porn name....or the name of someone who leaves a 3 year old kid in the car while he goes in to check out some titties.
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Old 07-16-2013, 10:42 PM   #65
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Don't go.

Strip clubs are for losers.
Probably was too intimidated by the thought of attention from a naked womanfor a long time ( no matter how contrived that attention may be ).

Then he got in better shape and met a bunch of chicks from adultfriendfinder and craigslist no strings attached section. Somehow put this kind of behavior on some sort of pedastal in an attempt to rationalize it. Had to find someone else to look down on.

Never made relationships with other guys where an occasional night out at the stripclub or a bachelor party appearence would be in order.

Most guys who loathe the idea of strip clubs in their entirety, do so mostly out of intimidation. Probably some kind of deep seeded maternal issue, or possibly a scenario where an older female sibling worked in one of these establishments themselves.

These sort of men are to not be trusted under any circumstances. Add in the fact that many times they root for professional football teams of the ketchup and mustard uniform template.

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Old 07-16-2013, 10:50 PM   #66
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Probably was too intimidated by the thought of attention from a naked womanfor a long time ( no matter how contrived that attention may be ).

Then he got in better shape and met a bunch of chicks from adultfriendfinder and craigslist no strings attached section. Somehow put this kind of behavior on some sort of pedastal in an attempt to rationalize it. Had to find someone else to look down on.

Never made relationships with other guys where an occasional night out at the stripclub or a bachelor party appearence would be in order.

Most guys who loathe the idea of strip clubs in their entirety, do so mostly out of intimidation. Probably some kind of deep seeded maternal issue.

These sort of men are to not be trusted under any circumstances. Add in the fact that many times they root for professional football teams of the ketchup and mustard uniform template.

Actually when straight men go to strip clubs together, it can be viewed as a way to engage in sexual activity with one another while maintaining the bedrock of their sexuality and avoiding any of the "did I engage in intense eye contact/ Is it not gay if it is not with Tebow" mental torture.

Sometimes straights are gay as hell.

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"Ex-NFL player arrested for leaving kid in car outside strip club

If you’re looking for a babysitter, former NFL linebacker Monty Ray Grow probably isn’t the first guy you should call.

Grow, who played for the Chiefs and Jaguars in the 1990s, was arrested after authorities said he left a 3-year-old girl alone in a car while he went into a strip club in Clearwater, Florida. He was charged with child abuse and released on $5,000 bail.

Police say Grow went into the Diamond Dolls strip club and left the kid in the car. Police have not said what Grow’s relationship with the girl was.

Grow admitted leaving the child unattended, police say. The girl was not injured and her mother and grandparents arrived to collect her"

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...de-strip-club/

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I'm always curious about the details of a story. Was he in there for like a minute, to drop something off, or was he in there watching the show?

Well, on second thought, it is still wrong even if he ran in and out to drop something off. You can't leave a child unattended in the car. I'm thinking back to when my kid was that age, the only time I can remember leaving him in the car was if I was going to pump gas or something like that, and that wouldn't be considered leaving him in the car unattended.
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I have been to a few strip clubs but to be honest they aren't really that fun. Part of the fun of getting laid is the actual chase and I see no point of trying to bang strippers. Sure you will bang a few but it is a lot more fun at a normal bar that is full or hot women. I guess I don't have the strip club mentality.
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The first strip bar I had ever been to was 1988 and it was in Denver on Cofax it was also 2 in the afternoon. Upon entering the establishment which had no cover we bought a couple of beers even though we were only 18. There was an old guy at the table with this equally old stripper with nice huge fake breasts. Now she looked like 3 miles of bad road but she did have nice boobs. This old guy was sitting there and while she was squatting down gyrating in front of him this old guy with no teeth was blowing into her vagina, scarred me or life.

1, Never go to a strip bar in the afternoon
2. Do not blow into a strippers vagina it is not cool.
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I don't mind going to strip clubs and having a few drinks and looking at some titties and ass, but I've never been one to throw a lot of money around in a strip club. I don't mind throwing a few bucks around when the girls are dancing on stage if they are putting on a good show. I've gotten private dances now and then over the years, but I don't like them to think they are empowered over me and able to get me to empty my wallet on them. It's kind of fun to have them sit on your lap and flirt with you for a while and then see them pout and sulk away when you refuse their offer for a lap/couch dance.

Some dudes love going to strip clubs and tossing some money around, I have a few buds that spend at least a few hundred bucks every time they go into a strip club and they feel they get their entertainment value in return....as well as an occasional blow job.

I was in New Orleans for a four day bachelor party in March and I bet I was in at least a dozen strip clubs. My buds would go in and throw some money around and I was content nursing a few over priced drinks and watching my friends spend a lot of money. I have nothing against strip clubs from a moral perspective and I don't mind going to one now and then, but I've known some strippers in my day and they all bragged about the power they had over men and their ability to empty out their wallets.

I don't like giving them the satisfaction of thinking they have some magical power to entice me into giving them my money for fake affection/flirting. I don't think that has any underlying misogynistic undertones, I simply don't want to give them a lot of my money to feign fake interest in me.

All that said, I really enjoy watching dudes bring their girlfriends/wives into strip clubs and watch them tip and get dances from the strippers. The strippers I've asked about it say they love it when dudes bring in their girlfriends or wives. I enjoy watching the horny drunk MILFs getting all hot and bothered fooling around with the strippers and knowing it gets their husband/boyfriend worked up....and I'm sure they get excited knowing a lot of the other dudes in there are watching them release their inner slut for a little while.

I'm married with a kid now....my wife already manages to empty my wallet on a consistent basis, so I don't need Destiny, Jade, Lexi, Amber, Autumn, Chyna, Savannah, Misty, or Tiffany taking it as well.

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One other thing, the Canadians are right, they've got some excellent strip clubs.

My buds usually manage to 'find' one on our drive up in Canada on our way up to go on our yearly fly in remote fishing trip.

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I guess I really didn't give a do or don't in my previous posts.

Don't eat the lunch buffet at your local strip club....trust me on this one.

There is a strip club in Toledo near where I work and years ago they thought a cheap lunch buffet would be an excellent way to bring in traffic during normal slow business time in the afternoon.

A few of my buds insisted we check it out for ****s and grins on our lunch break.

The strippers don't find it amusing when you try and tip them by offering them a piece of pizza from the buffet.

bwahaha....who doesn't like pizza?

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I have been to a few strip clubs but to be honest they aren't really that fun. Part of the fun of getting laid is the actual chase and I see no point of trying to bang strippers. Sure you will bang a few but it is a lot more fun at a normal bar that is full or hot women. I guess I don't have the strip club mentality.
I fully agree with this. It's fun sparingly, but it's like loading a pond with fish and then going fishing. And those fish have serious daddy issues and smell like vanilla.
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In the late 70’s after midnight at the “Boogie Down” in Denver, you could place a half-dollar on its edge and the girls would pick it up with the pick taco.

Warning don’t let your buddy heat the half-dollar with a cigarette lighter …….
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Warning don’t let your buddy heat the half-dollar with a cigarette lighter …….
I always recommend putting bleach or the hottest tabasco sauce into a used condom so the ladies don't get any funny ideas for making a baby. I think your friends were being just plain mean.

EDIT: The used condom item is after you take it off and before you throw it in the trashcan.
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