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Old 07-03-2013, 10:06 AM   #1
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From TMZ: Just days after tying the knot, Denver Broncos star Eric Decker and country singer Jessie James took their talents to Maui ... and DESTROYED everyone else who dared put on a swimsuit.

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Old 07-03-2013, 10:18 AM   #2
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Old 07-03-2013, 10:20 AM   #3
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I don't see why this thread has to be about Decker. Jessie James is looking pretty fine...
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man **** Decker. his wifey is a 10.
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Old 07-03-2013, 10:37 AM   #5
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He is a good looking guy that is for sure.
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Old 07-03-2013, 10:37 AM   #6
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what does this thread say about me that I read the title and still opened it (neither a women or gay)?
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Old 07-03-2013, 10:39 AM   #7
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Jessie James is just meh to me.

Look at the points on her elbows. That's all I'm saying.
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Old 07-03-2013, 10:40 AM   #8
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Is it gay if it is with Decker? can we get a ruling on this.
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Old 07-03-2013, 10:46 AM   #9
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So I've never seen it, but what does the judgmental internet female say about a hot man that doesn't measure up to her imaginary standards? If it's sharp knees for men, what's the slam from women? Eyebrows needing plucking?

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Old 07-03-2013, 10:49 AM   #10
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Hairy ears and nose, keep those suckers trimmed!!!
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Old 07-03-2013, 10:53 AM   #11
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From TMZ: Just days after tying the knot, Denver Broncos star Eric Decker and country singer Jessie James took their talents to Maui ... and DESTROYED everyone else who dared put on a swimsuit.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2013/07/03/nfl-st...#ixzz2Y0FzUZaD
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http://www.tmz.com/2013/07/03/nfl-st...ini-honeymoon/


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Old 07-03-2013, 10:56 AM   #12
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Jessie James is just meh to me.

Look at the points on her elbows. That's all I'm saying.
I prefer longer legs. She's pretty good but he can do better.

You can throw a dart at any Chive photo feed and hit on a hotter chick.
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So I've never seen it, but what does the judgmental internet female say about a hot man that doesn't measure up to her imaginary standards? If it's sharp knees for men, what's the slam from women? Eyebrows needing plucking?
generally either too much hair, not enough hair, too feminine looking, more pretty thank hunky, small hands & etc.
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So I've never seen it, but what does the judgmental internet female say about a hot man that doesn't measure up to her imaginary standards? If it's sharp knees for men, what's the slam from women? Eyebrows needing plucking?

Teeth. The reasoning I have heard is, if he does not take care of his teeth, he will not take care of you.


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Old 07-03-2013, 11:01 AM   #15
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Pretty standard female logic there
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I bet she makes him get hair implants. Maybe he needs to talk with Welker.
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Teeth. The reasoning I have heard is, if he does not take care of his teeth, he will not take care of you.


So why do so many hockey players have hot wifes? hockey players have no teeth......
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So why do so many hockey players have hot wifes? hockey players have no teeth......

Falsies. Plus hockey players have great asses.


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Is it gay if it is with Decker? can we get a ruling on this.
With, or without eye contact?
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Old 07-03-2013, 11:27 AM   #20
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Yeah, she is hot!
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Teeth. The reasoning I have heard is, if he does not take care of his teeth, he will not take care of you.


What did the gay dentist say to the gay patient?

You have the whitest teeth I've ever come across.


Ba-da-bing.
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Old 07-03-2013, 11:36 AM   #22
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Fixed, girlfriend.
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Old 07-03-2013, 12:01 PM   #23
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So I've never seen it, but what does the judgmental internet female say about a hot man that doesn't measure up to her imaginary standards? If it's sharp knees for men, what's the slam from women? Eyebrows needing plucking?
Unkept navel and ear hair.
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Pretty standard female logic there
Seriously.
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Fixed, girlfriend.
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