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Old 06-09-2013, 05:24 AM   #101
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So, tomorrow I'm getting married, and for some odd reason after 10 years on the Orange Mane I acctually like reading the opinions of some of the same delusioned fanatics who have the free time to waist 10 years of their lives discussing the Broncos. With that being said, Orange Mane give me your marriage wisdom!
I came to these clowns when I got married in March. Some of the funniest posts I've ever read were in that threat.

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Old 06-09-2013, 06:14 AM   #102
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My advice is simple, use rolled up toilet paper in the shape of a cone to masturbate into at work.
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Old 06-09-2013, 09:15 AM   #103
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Old 06-09-2013, 02:41 PM   #104
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Marriage is about both parties swallowing their pride at times for the greater good of the "team". It has to be a mutual give and take in sacrifices. You have to communicate and not let a tiny leak in the damn become a gusher. Those leaky holes are usually silly and can be fixed with a sincere apology and discussion followed by an enjoyable round of another type of hole filling..... Get creative in this last part!
I want a stronger more physical marriage!

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Old 06-09-2013, 02:45 PM   #105
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I want a stronger more physical marriage!

Get in line. The wait is similar to the DMV.
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Old 06-09-2013, 03:26 PM   #106
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Remember this:

What makes a women get turned off with sex?

Answer: wedding cake

You have been warned and I expect this thread and post to be bumped in a few years.
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Old 06-09-2013, 03:31 PM   #107
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"Yes, dear" solves a lot of problems, even if you don't really mean it...
I like to wake up and apologize regardless if fault exists or not.
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Old 06-09-2013, 03:40 PM   #108
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Sooooo 3-4 years of no kids?
depends on your age. I was 30 when I got married and my son was born 2 years later. If you are in your early 20s (and I know you are not), I would wait until around 26 minimum to start popping out kids. Wait until marriage is (still) solid and your career is in order. Sucks having a newborn and then move 1000 miles away based on you moving up in the corporate world.
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Old 06-09-2013, 03:43 PM   #109
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Good advice in this thread...I especially liked Khans post. Will definitely make a note of this stuff if I ever get married.
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Old 06-09-2013, 09:51 PM   #110
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I wonder if he regrets it yet? Lol
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Old 06-10-2013, 07:35 AM   #111
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Marriage is about both parties swallowing
Keep in mind.....not all states allow those types of marriages.
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Old 06-10-2013, 07:57 AM   #112
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I wonder if he regrets it yet? Lol
I don't see an 'annulment' thread yet.
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Old 06-10-2013, 11:47 AM   #113
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Keep in mind.....not all states allow those types of marriages.
Marital Swallowing? Please, the law rarely deals with mythological creatures.
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Old 06-10-2013, 12:16 PM   #114
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Congrats on the marriage, for me it's been 37 years and we are together 24/7 and I wouldn't change a thing.
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Old 06-10-2013, 12:38 PM   #115
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Congrats. To you younger fellars....My advice.

Marry a younger gal than you that does yoga. Dated a bunch of crazy girls before I met my wife. Yoga chicks are the way to go!

Either that or you can try finding a nice drunk in a bar. Good luck!
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Old 06-10-2013, 12:48 PM   #116
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Is she from Mrytle Beach?


Congrats BTW
Very curious why the hate for MB, ive been out in SC since college and now i law school and always find it funny when you mention something about Mrytle Beach, which is the trashiest place in SC.
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Old 06-10-2013, 12:51 PM   #117
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Remember this:

What makes a women get turned off with sex?

Answer: wedding cake

You have been warned and I expect this thread and post to be bumped in a few years.
I thought it was the ring. Maybe if I hide it madcap hilliarity will ensue ending in copious amounts of sex and a life lesson all within 30 minutes and 3 comercial breaks.
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Old 06-10-2013, 12:52 PM   #118
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Remember toys are your friends not your enemy. Get a good vibe kick on some ESPN and let her warm up first. That way you don't waste your time.
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Old 06-10-2013, 12:53 PM   #119
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"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."

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Old 06-10-2013, 12:55 PM   #120
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Congrats. To you younger fellars....My advice.

Marry a younger gal than you that does yoga. Dated a bunch of crazy girls before I met my wife. Yoga chicks are the way to go!

Either that or you can try finding a nice drunk in a bar. Good luck!
I found a younger chick also. She might be 10-20, sometimes 30-40 years more mature than I am but age wise I am over 4 years older than she is.
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Old 06-10-2013, 01:14 PM   #121
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Very curious why the hate for MB, ive been out in SC since college and now i law school and always find it funny when you mention something about Mrytle Beach, which is the trashiest place in SC.
Really don't know? ****, I know you mostly lurk but every maner since yesterday should know about this thread...
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthr...t=myrtle+beach
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