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Old 04-30-2013, 04:35 PM   #76
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I think Lord Byron put it so beautifully:

To the
window
To the
wall
To the sweat drip down
my balls
To all these b****es
crawl
To all skeet skeet
Or as David St. Hubbins, Nigel Tuffnel, Derek Smalls, and Marti DiBergi have said:

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
That's what I said.
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes,
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom,
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game's waiting there inside her tights
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
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Old 04-30-2013, 04:36 PM   #77
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...what girls who lift actually look like:

12 year old boys?
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Old 04-30-2013, 05:05 PM   #78
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12 year old boys?
Really? When you look at that girl you immediately think 12 year old boy?
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Old 04-30-2013, 05:13 PM   #79
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At least in that first picture, she's a beast. Would not touch and this isn't just an internet pointy knees thing either. Way too big for my tastes.
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Old 04-30-2013, 05:31 PM   #80
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Really? When you look at that girl you immediately think 12 year old boy?
My 1st thought is that she would kick my ass.
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Old 04-30-2013, 07:32 PM   #81
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Old 04-30-2013, 08:46 PM   #82
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The first picture is very unflattering. She looks much better in the rest.
Well she has gained a lot of weight this season. So the first pic is the most recent some of the others might be before she gained the weight.
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