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Old 05-10-2013, 07:04 AM   #1
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Default Kansas City 2nd most Red Neck city in the Country

And just how did they determine our redneckiness? By scoring us on things like how many of us didnít finish high school and per capita number of gun stores, cowboy boot stores, taxidermists, country radio stations, Walmarts, riding lawn mower shops and number of NASCAR race tracks close by.

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Old 05-10-2013, 07:08 AM   #2
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Damn who the hell beat them out of the top spot
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Old 05-10-2013, 07:10 AM   #3
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Damn who the hell beat them out of the top spot
Atlanta Georgia of all places...must have alot of dropouts and gun stores down there
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Old 05-10-2013, 07:20 AM   #4
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Atlanta Georgia of all places...must have alot of dropouts and gun stores down there

I thought Atlanta had a reputation of being a highly cultural cosmopolitan city.
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Here's the original article, pretty funny stuff: http://www.movoto.com/blog/top-ten/1...redneck-cities

The overall tone is one of humor IMHO but obviously, some people are gonna be offended by such a write up.
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Old 05-10-2013, 07:47 AM   #6
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Rounding out the Top 10 Most Redneck Cities in America: Oklahoma City (No. 3); Nashville; Tulsa; Fort Worth; Arlington, Texas; Sacramento, Cleveland and Mesa, Arizona.

Named the least rednecky city in America: New York.

Wow. Surprise.


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The list mentions PBR drinkers.... that alone should take New York out of the top of the list of "least redneck" cities.

NYC is full of PBR-drinking hipsters. It's all they can afford after paying New York rent.
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They're all a bunch of morbidly obeese hicks that eat BBQ and reflect on the crappy city they live in and the crappier franchise they support that hasn't done anything since the moon landing.

They got Google fiber, though!
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The list mentions PBR drinkers.... that alone should take New York out of the top of the list of "least redneck" cities.

NYC is full of PBR-drinking hipsters. It's all they can afford after paying New York rent.
If youre drinking it to be ironic, it not redneck
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PBR is a ****ing hipster beer. those dumb asses are paying $6 a glass for that horse piss.

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Someone post a photo of a Camaro.
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Denver ranked as the 10 nerdiest city according to these guys.
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Denver ranked as the 10 nerdiest city according to these guys.
Nerds are good. High tech, money, smart.... Colorado would fit into the cool nerds!!
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I figured Denver would make it in the top 10 of redneck towns.
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Pounder of PBR's where I used to party $3.00 tops, sometimes $2.00. Who would pay six for that? I just don't get why people spend so much at bars anyways. It is called pregame party and then take a $20 downtown and save yourself a $100 tab!
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I thought Atlanta had a reputation of being a highly cultural cosmopolitan city.


Pretty much.
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Pretty much.

She'll probably have 10 kids while Mr. & Mrs. Ivy League graduate plan the right time to bring a child into the world.
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She'll probably have 10 kids while Mr. & Mrs. Ivy League graduate plan the right time to bring a child into the world.
Don't worry, Mr and Mrs Ivy League will help pick up the tab for her brood.

It's not her fault her legs keep flopping open.
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It's not her fault her legs keep flopping open.
I seen monkeys with more social grace.


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How is Little Rock not in the top 10?

Arkansas is the most redneck place I've ever seen. Louisiana is very redneck too.

If you've seen the show Duck Dynasty, than you'll know what most of Arkansas and Louisiana is like. Pure redneckville.
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Not surprised at all. They don't even have a paved parking lot, you can see them kick up dust from the gravel when they show the Chef fans leaving in the 3rd quarter.

My favorite fan cam moment was when they showed a kFc fan eating corn at the tail gate and he was missing his front teeth.
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How is Little Rock not in the top 10?

Arkansas is the most redneck place I've ever seen. Louisiana is very redneck too.

If you've seen the show Duck Dynasty, than you'll know what most of Arkansas and Louisiana is like. Pure redneckville.
Lousiana can't be considered red-neck because they got the whole coon-ass thing going on there. Cajun/rednecks.
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