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Old 05-13-2013, 06:22 PM   #1
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Old 05-13-2013, 06:31 PM   #2
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Is their helmet like that because they are halfway to L.A.?
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Old 05-13-2013, 06:33 PM   #3
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That's terrible. Hopefully those aren't going to be their actual uniforms/helmets.
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Old 05-13-2013, 06:40 PM   #4
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jesus god what the hell is that
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Old 05-13-2013, 06:42 PM   #5
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According to Nike, they did the two tones to represent a Jaguar hunting. Or some such bull****. Its a horrible look. Pick one and stick with it then move to LA.

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Old 05-13-2013, 06:59 PM   #6
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According to Nike, they did the two tones to represent a Jaguar hunting. Or some such bull****. Its a horrible look. Pick one and stick with it then move to LA.

****.

They said it was to signify a hunting jaguar, moving from the shadows into the light.

Other than the fact that it is actually the opposite of that, I thought it was a good explanation.

Honestly, it looks ridiculous. I hope they come to their senses before they actually put that on the field.
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Old 05-13-2013, 07:07 PM   #7
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Nike is going to work on every team and one by one give everyone a retarded arena league look. I wish Reebok had kept the licenses for making the uniforms.
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Old 05-13-2013, 07:40 PM   #8
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Old 05-13-2013, 08:02 PM   #9
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The worst-looking helmet I've ever seen. I couldn't come up with anything worse even after going through the CFL, XFL, WFL and USFL. The gold-&-charcoal is just hideous.
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Old 05-13-2013, 08:04 PM   #10
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looks like they forgot to paint over the primer on the front of the helmets
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Old 05-13-2013, 08:08 PM   #11
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These uniforms fail worse than a Justin Blackmon urinary analysis.
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Old 05-13-2013, 08:09 PM   #12
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These uniforms are worse than Mark Brunnel's credit rating.
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Old 05-13-2013, 08:10 PM   #13
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These uniforms are worse than drafting a punter in the third round.
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Old 05-13-2013, 08:16 PM   #14
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These uniforms are worse than the average attendance at EverBank field.
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Old 05-13-2013, 08:16 PM   #15
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Looks like the helmets were spray painted by an 8 year old Boy Scout who got bored and didn't finish is Pinewood Derby car. Has to be one of the ugliest uniforms I have ever seen.
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Old 05-13-2013, 08:17 PM   #16
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these uniforms are worse than when your punter injures his leg by improperly wielding an ax in the locker room
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Old 05-13-2013, 08:18 PM   #17
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Settle down guys, it is not like anyone will ever see them.
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Old 05-13-2013, 08:21 PM   #18
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At first I thought it was photoshopped.
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Old 05-13-2013, 08:29 PM   #19
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I thought I accidentally clicked the golden shower channel on youporn again.
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Old 05-13-2013, 08:29 PM   #20
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Well at least opposing offensive players will know if they're about to block them from the back.....if you see the black part of their helmet it's ok.

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Old 05-13-2013, 09:07 PM   #21
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is this why jimmy smith went to jail? Lost a screw due to embarrassment.
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Old 05-13-2013, 09:08 PM   #22
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Love it, but get rid of the figgen teal!
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Old 05-13-2013, 09:33 PM   #24
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Those uniforms are worst than drafting Richard Quinn and Alphonso Smith in the second round!
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Old 05-13-2013, 10:00 PM   #25
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These uniforms > Tebow
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