Montana's Conservatives: eat roadkill, kidnap the president, and let corporations vote - The Orange Mane

Blart · 02-25-2013, 12:37 PM

The GOP is all about common sense every-day American values.

Values like giving Exxon Mobil equal rights. Sure, they're allowed unlimited anonymous spending to influence the democratic process, but why can't they cast a vote?

1) A bill introduced by Montana state Rep. Steve Lavin would give corporations the right to vote in municipal elections:

Quote:

Provision for vote by corporate property owner. (1) Subject to subsection (2), if a firm, partnership, company, or corporation owns real property within the municipality, the president, vice president, secretary, or other designee of the entity is eligible to vote in a municipal election as provided in [section 1].
http://data.opi.mt.gov/bills/2013/billhtml/HB0486.htm

2) It's common sense family values that a corpse found on the side of the road should be consumed.

Quote:

Montana’s House of Representatives passed a bill last week that would permit people to salvage meat from game animals killed in traffic accidents.
Representative Steve Lavin (R-Kalispell) is the primary sponsor of House Bill 247, better known as the Roadkill Bill.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.1268030

3) Jennifer Olsen, founder of "Montana Shrugged: Tea Party Patriots" and a GOP Chairwoman, uncovered a common sense plan to kidnap the Marxist president. Liberals got their panties in a bunch over the idea, because they lack family values.

Montana, everyone!

schaaf · 02-25-2013, 01:55 PM

You have obviously never spent any time in montana to know the amount of animals are hit daily and how much game meat is wasted.

Blart · 02-25-2013, 02:22 PM

I don't have a problem with roadkill, the story just seemed to fit with the rest. They have their priorities straight.

Pony Boy · 02-25-2013, 03:24 PM

A couple of years ago I rode my motorcycle over Bear Tooth Pass and dropped down to Red Lodge Montana. I stayed the night a nice motel with a great little bar across the road and had a big steak, baked potato and plenty of cold beer. It has to be one of the most beautiful places in the U.S., what's not to like about Montana... awesome.

schaaf · 02-25-2013, 04:17 PM

Nothing better in America

Blart · 02-25-2013, 04:52 PM

I had a great time in Glacier last year, and a family friend swears by her summer yoga retreats in Montana.

What were we talking about?

cutthemdown · 02-26-2013, 03:48 PM

Would the corp get to vote twice like Obama supporters brag about.

cutthemdown · 02-26-2013, 11:39 PM

Montana residents all like the dad in Legends of the Fall. **** THE GOVT!

Meck77 · 02-27-2013, 03:57 AM

Montana is truly one of the last great frontiers. Well that is until the liberals try and destroy it.

Pony Boy · 02-27-2013, 07:13 AM

My wife and I stayed a week at Grouse Mt Lodge in Whitefish, it was awesome and we played golf everyday. I did notice that we were one of very few players that used a golf cart. Most of the local players walked and carried their clubs and all had legs like olympic athletes. The golf season is short there so a guy like me with an 8 handicap can beat almost anyone there. A player with an 8 to 12 handicap on my home course is just average.

Requiem · 02-27-2013, 07:42 AM

Montana has great natural beauty and the people are pretty nice. Great things to do outdoors and a lot of lovely land!

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02-25-2013, 01:55 PM	#2
schaaf Bossing at its Finest No salary cap in the dope game Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Montana Posts: 1,949 Adopt-a-Bronco: Nate Irving	You have obviously never spent any time in montana to know the amount of animals are hit daily and how much game meat is wasted.

02-25-2013, 02:22 PM	#3
Blart I'm gay for the Broncos! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: San Francisco Posts: 2,588 Adopt-a-Bronco: All @ same time	I don't have a problem with roadkill, the story just seemed to fit with the rest. They have their priorities straight.

02-25-2013, 03:24 PM	#4
Pony Boy "Whoa Nellie" Rub some dirt on it Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 6,279 Adopt-a-Bronco: mellon head	A couple of years ago I rode my motorcycle over Bear Tooth Pass and dropped down to Red Lodge Montana. I stayed the night a nice motel with a great little bar across the road and had a big steak, baked potato and plenty of cold beer. It has to be one of the most beautiful places in the U.S., what's not to like about Montana... awesome.

02-25-2013, 04:17 PM	#5
schaaf Bossing at its Finest No salary cap in the dope game Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Montana Posts: 1,949 Adopt-a-Bronco: Nate Irving	Nothing better in America

02-25-2013, 04:52 PM	#6
Blart I'm gay for the Broncos! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: San Francisco Posts: 2,588 Adopt-a-Bronco: All @ same time	I had a great time in Glacier last year, and a family friend swears by her summer yoga retreats in Montana. What were we talking about?

02-26-2013, 03:48 PM	#7
cutthemdown A verbis ad verbera Zimm to HOF Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Long Beach Posts: 32,418	Would the corp get to vote twice like Obama supporters brag about.

02-26-2013, 11:39 PM	#8
cutthemdown A verbis ad verbera Zimm to HOF Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Long Beach Posts: 32,418	Montana residents all like the dad in Legends of the Fall. **** THE GOVT!

02-27-2013, 03:57 AM	#9
Meck77 Ring of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 16,308	Montana is truly one of the last great frontiers. Well that is until the liberals try and destroy it.

02-27-2013, 07:13 AM	#10
Pony Boy "Whoa Nellie" Rub some dirt on it Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 6,279 Adopt-a-Bronco: mellon head	My wife and I stayed a week at Grouse Mt Lodge in Whitefish, it was awesome and we played golf everyday. I did notice that we were one of very few players that used a golf cart. Most of the local players walked and carried their clubs and all had legs like olympic athletes. The golf season is short there so a guy like me with an 8 handicap can beat almost anyone there. A player with an 8 to 12 handicap on my home course is just average.

02-27-2013, 07:42 AM	#11
Requiem ~~~ ~ ~ ~ Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Earth Division Posts: 19,515 Adopt-a-Bronco: Gilgamesh	Montana has great natural beauty and the people are pretty nice. Great things to do outdoors and a lot of lovely land!