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Old 02-13-2013, 06:56 PM   #76
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I'm trying to understand why there is only a two point difference between an 18 year old playmate and the internet.
I'm over 40, I'll take the internet.

All movies and TV shows. 4 points
Internet 16 points You can't download or stream anything, can't etrade.
Gourmet food from the world's finest chef, flown to you daily. 9 points
Workout room with weights, treadmill, basketball court and batting cage. 5 points
Pool table. 1 point

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Old 02-13-2013, 06:58 PM   #77
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Why would anyone take a cut in their $$$ for an 18 year old girl? After 10 years and you being $10 mil richer, you'd be able to get one anyways.....
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Old 02-13-2013, 08:44 PM   #78
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Does the library have the Dewey decimal system?
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Old 02-13-2013, 08:58 PM   #79
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I find this experiment to be orientationist.


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Old 02-13-2013, 09:14 PM   #80
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I find this experiment to be orientationist.


among other things
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Old 02-13-2013, 09:56 PM   #81
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I'm trying to understand why there is only a two point difference between an 18 year old playmate and the internet.
I found this odd too. I think plays into how much we THINK we need the internet. But it is endless entertainment. You can find enough reading material to last ten years in its current form, let alone that its being added everyday, and it would allow you to communicate with friends and such.
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Old 02-13-2013, 10:04 PM   #82
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So we can settle at least this: the greenhouse, the jacuzzi/hygiene, mayo clinic, the library and the kitchen are essential?

That's 18.... with 17 more... you can't get the girl, but you get get the internet, which leaves you enough for the gun, which, IDK... could be fun to shoot in that enormous library you'll have.
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Old 02-13-2013, 10:07 PM   #83
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Also, its creepy that some of you old stiffs (pun intended) are talking about banging an 18 year old girl.

I live by the universal law (1/2)a+7:

27/2+7 = 20.5 - that means I can't ethically bang anyone under 20.5 years old. For most of you guys, it's a lot older
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Old 02-13-2013, 10:23 PM   #84
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Also, its creepy that some of you old stiffs (pun intended) are talking about banging an 18 year old girl.

I live by the universal law (1/2)a+7:

27/2+7 = 20.5 - that means I can't ethically bang anyone under 20.5 years old. For most of you guys, it's a lot older
Translation: you're ****ing stupid or ****ing crazy.

The universal law is just an excuse used by old guys who couldn't get the young girl cause their game can't make up for the age difference and there's not enough money to make it irrelevant.

You wouldn't **** a 19 year old victoria secret's model? ****ing crazy ass idiot man.

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Old 02-13-2013, 10:25 PM   #85
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I'd rather not entirely waste ten years.

[insert joke here]
10 years banging the **** out of a fine piece of ass and becoming an expert chef using the kitchen (food) or an expert on gardening using the greenhouse (for sunlight) is certainly not a waste of time to me. To you? I don't know you might play for the other team.
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Old 02-13-2013, 10:27 PM   #86
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Translation: you're ****ing stupid.

The universal law applies to old ****ers who couldn't get the young girl cause their game can't make up for the age difference and there's not enough money to make it irrelevant.

You wouldn't **** a 19 year old victoria secret's model? ****ing idiot.
My daughter is 20. No I would not bang a 19 year-old Victoria Secret's model.
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Old 02-13-2013, 10:35 PM   #87
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I don't know about anyone else, but the older I get the less "sexy" really young girls seem to me. I find them pretty but I don't lust after them like I used to. The idea of having sex with an 18 year old girl seems too weird to me. Not to mention she probably doesn't know what she's doing.
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Old 02-13-2013, 10:41 PM   #88
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Old 02-13-2013, 10:46 PM   #89
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I've had like 3 hours sleep in the last 36 hours. I can't even string together a coherent thought right now.
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Old 02-13-2013, 10:47 PM   #90
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willy is starting to get a little creepy.

kill barry bonds for his money and chain a teenager to the bed until he can buy another one later.

I think I know what the point of this game is.
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Old 02-13-2013, 11:18 PM   #92
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I don't know about anyone else, but the older I get the less "sexy" really young girls seem to me. I find them pretty but I don't lust after them like I used to. The idea of having sex with an 18 year old girl seems too weird to me. Not to mention she probably doesn't know what she's doing.
That is because you didn't have sex with an 18 year old when you had the chance. I throw this post out to the fact you are just too different to comment on the essentials of that fine ass and those who experienced it and will never have the immature attitude of an 18 year old cutie get in the way of those memories.
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:01 AM   #93
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Look at some point in ur life that drive just isn't as hard (pun intended) as it used to be. But until a man hits that point, you can't get much better than a tight little 18 year old.

Some guy said something about experience but it all depends on the girl. There are some girls in their early 30's with less experience than some 20 year old sex-kittens.

I guarantee you those top 19 year old model/actresses have sucked a lot of jewish dick to get there, they know what they're doing; Scarlett johansson included.

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Old 02-14-2013, 08:38 AM   #94
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Looking at that list and not reading the other posts, the choice is between having a woman for 10 years or not.
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Old 02-14-2013, 08:52 AM   #95
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That would explain the Burt stare cat image
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:08 AM   #96
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Does the 18 year old get rotated out every year so you will always have an 18 year old? Because she'll be 28 by the time you get out.
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:18 AM   #97
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I don't know about anyone else, but the older I get the less "sexy" really young girls seem to me. I find them pretty but I don't lust after them like I used to. The idea of having sex with an 18 year old girl seems too weird to me. Not to mention she probably doesn't know what she's doing.
She's got 10 years to learn
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:29 AM   #98
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I'll pass. 10 years from now, I'll be dead anyway.
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So many people here seem to be willing to forgo the 52" tv which is the only means to watch bronco games for 10 yrs. For shame...
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:13 PM   #100
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So many people here seem to be willing to forgo the 52" tv which is the only means to watch bronco games for 10 yrs. For shame...
Well, if you sign uyp for internet you can still watch Broncos' games
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