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Old 02-13-2013, 12:38 PM   #26
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Id assume the full kitchen includes a microwave! POINT WASTER!
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Old 02-13-2013, 12:39 PM   #27
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If I could just get a moderately attractive 30 year old at about 10 points that would be better.
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Old 02-13-2013, 12:40 PM   #28
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This is way too easy.

A.) The 18 year old - 18 points
B.) Microwaveable food (so i don't die) - 2 points
C.) Stock market access - 7 points
D.) A cell phone activated once a week so i can call my broker and modify my highly conservative portfolio - 3 points.

There you go, that's exactly 30 points, I bang out a hot chick for 10 years, hire a money manager and have them grow the 10 million at a modest 5% per year which doubles by the time I'm out.

Seriously, what else do you need in life other than money, food and sex?
I hate to bum you out here but if all you have for 10 years in microwavable food I think you are going to die anyway.
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Old 02-13-2013, 12:41 PM   #29
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How about a moderately attractive 35 year old woman who can cook, play piano and sing, and gives great massages, for five points?
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Old 02-13-2013, 12:42 PM   #30
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In ten years, she's going to want half.
ur not married dude.. just kick her to the curb like any sane man would do....
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Old 02-13-2013, 12:43 PM   #31
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i was thinking that, but you wont last long without food
If I have to spend 10 years locked in a basement I'm not sure I want to live that long anyway. Might as well go out after a month of great sex befopre they get annoying.
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Old 02-13-2013, 12:45 PM   #32
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How about a moderately attractive 35 year old woman who can cook, play piano and sing, and gives great massages, for five points?
Right now every woman who views this thread is preparing her suicide note.
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Old 02-13-2013, 12:46 PM   #33
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ur not married dude.. just kick her to the curb like any sane man would do....
Don't all states have a common law marriage thing (~7 years).
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Old 02-13-2013, 12:46 PM   #34
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I hate to bum you out here but if all you have for 10 years in microwavable food I think you are going to die anyway.
okay good point.

Switch out the stockmarket access and cellphone access for the full kitchen/ingredients/ipad and the medical care, oh and sun light: which brings me to.

1.) 18 year old girl - 18 points
2.) kitchen and food - 6 points
3.) Sun light - 2 points
4.) Medical care - 2 points
5.) Radio (i don't care about this one really) - 2 points

That's really all i need since i don't watch TV as it is, I can workout w/o a gym (against the wall and using the floor) and since a 18 year old girl can do with you everything you'll ever need for entertainment in a 10 year period.

Look guys you need medical care, sun light, and food, those three at minimum costs you 10 points if you don't want to die in 10 years.

And then if you don't have human interaction ur probably crazy when you get out, and i don't know how you survive without sex for 10 years, so you HAVE to get the girl.

Honestly there is a right answer here, from my perspective.

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Old 02-13-2013, 12:47 PM   #35
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Don't all states have a common law marriage thing (~7 years).
unconscionable because the two of you were forced into a basement together.
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Old 02-13-2013, 12:48 PM   #36
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unconscionable because the two of you were forced into a basement together.
You picked her, as such she will get 1/2 your money if not more. Guaranteed.
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Old 02-13-2013, 12:50 PM   #37
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Option 1
- Unlimited fast food with the exception of Chick fil-A (add CFA +1 point) 4 points
- Add all video games that have been released and new releases over time. 4 points
- 52" TV with all the cable channels and premium packages. 7 points
- Unlimited drugs. 5 points
- Unlimited tobacco products. 4 points
- Workout room with weights, treadmill, basketball court and batting cage. 5 points
- Pool table. 1 point

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- A stunningly attractive 18 year old. She will have sex with you. 18 points
- Unlimited drugs. 5 points
- Hygiene products and a jacuzzi bath tub. 3 points
- Unlimited fast food with the exception of Chick fil-A (add CFA +1 point) 4 points

Tough to decide.
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You picked her, as such she will get 1/2 your money if not more. Guaranteed.
No, i'm forced into a basement and given a hot 18 year old who will have sex with me, that's a unique situation. No court would enforce that.
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Old 02-13-2013, 12:53 PM   #39
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Workout room -5
Mayo Clinic - 3
Library -4
Music - 4
Full Kitchen - 6
52 inch TV - 4
Hygiene Products -3

Still have 1 pt. Really debated between the unlimited drugs and the workout room. And if that 18 year old sexy thing were male, this may change.
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Old 02-13-2013, 12:57 PM   #40
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Workout room -5
Mayo Clinic - 3
Library -4
Music - 4
Full Kitchen - 6
52 inch TV - 4
Hygiene Products -3

Still have 1 pt. Really debated between the unlimited drugs and the workout room. And if that 18 year old sexy thing were male, this may change.
I think women get the male option in this scenario.
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Old 02-13-2013, 01:08 PM   #41
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Should have another option....if you bring your wife you get a bonus 5 points.
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Old 02-13-2013, 01:17 PM   #42
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This one's easy, and I don't even need the Internet.

Full kitchen - 6 pts
Sound system - 4 pts
Skylight - 2 pts
Movies & TV - 4 pts
Library & study - 4 pts
Hygiene & Jacuzzi - 3 pts
Pool table - 1 pt
Kitten or puppy - 6 pts

Total 30 points.

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Old 02-13-2013, 01:18 PM   #43
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I think I'm pretty well set with my list....no need to force me down there for 10 years.

No work, free unlimited good quality food with full kitchen, all unlimited drugs I want, a kick ass tv with cable, a cell phone, a greenhouse garden, unlimited books, hygiene products and a jacuzzi, a bed, toilet, shower, and a garbage shute....and I get $10 million dollars (better be tax free)?

I can be there at 5:30 pm tonight.

I'll see you ****ers in 10 years....please keep the site up and going, Taco.
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Old 02-13-2013, 01:24 PM   #44
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You picked her, as such she will get 1/2 your money if not more. Guaranteed.
She can have half of zero. You get the money after you get out, she probably gone the second the door is opened.
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Old 02-13-2013, 01:27 PM   #45
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I think most people in this thread is missing something:

1.) You die without sunlight.

2.) You most likely will die without some form of medical care.

I don't think you can get around those things.

You also go crazy without real human interaction, you basically are forced to get the 18 year old, you can tell the wife this as an excuse.
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Old 02-13-2013, 01:45 PM   #46
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If I was going to do it, I'd do it this way. Full hermit mode.

- A functioning microwave with microwaveable meals only 2 points
- Full kitchen, unlimited amounts of the finest ingredients and an iPad that is programmed with every recipe on the planet (iPad for recipe use only) 6 points
- 52" TV with all the cable channels and premium packages. 7 points
- A skylight which will provide sunlight in your basement. 2 points
- Add all video games that have been released and new releases over time. 4 points
- Workout room with weights, treadmill, basketball court and batting cage. 5 points
- Hygiene products and a jacuzzi bath tub. 3 points
- Medical care from the medical school of New Delhi. Upgrade to Mayo Clinic doctor for +1. 2 points

I'd make my own food, use the microwave in pinches. I'd have hygiene, health care and a way to exercise. The TV would keep me abreast of the news, and video games would pass time. I would try and get some sun from the skylight. I took the upgraded medical care and would try and get what little human interaction from my regular medical exams. In this scenario I would get all ten million.
instead of a skylight, u can get a garden with a greenhouse and get all the sun light you need
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- Full kitchen, unlimited amounts of the finest ingredients and an iPad that is programmed with every recipe on the planet (iPad for recipe use only) 6 points
- 52" TV with all the cable channels and premium packages. 7 points
- Add all video games that have been released and new releases over time. 4 points
- Garden with greenhouse. 2 points
- Hygiene products and a jacuzzi bath tub. 3 points
- Medical care from the medical school of New Delhi. Upgrade to Mayo Clinic doctor for +1. 2 points
- Workshop with industrial tools, drawing table and supplies. 6 points
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Old 02-13-2013, 01:57 PM   #48
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Id assume the full kitchen includes a microwave! POINT WASTER!
I actually wondered about that. You get the microwave meals, though. There's other crossover things, Like you get an Ipad with the kitchen for "recipes" but if it's a fully funtioning Ipad do you need to get the computer for the wifi? Do they come update it for you? The PC option says not streaming or downloading anything. That excludes you tube, news channels with video, music - what's the point if that's the cutoff?
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i was thinking that, but you wont last long without food
After you screw her a few times you could make her into beef jerky.
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instead of a skylight, u can get a garden with a greenhouse and get all the sun light you need
See I assumed the greenhouse was run on lighting or they wouldn't have it on there or at least as cheap.
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