Jay Cutler is the ultimate douche - The Orange Mane

FearLanier · 02-07-2013, 06:20 PM

Who proposes to their wife through a text? And who sends them the ring via mail?

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap100...-to-me-by-text

That's such a douche move. But IMO it says even more that she said yes.

Lestat · 02-07-2013, 06:23 PM

eh, they were engaged before so there was no need to go all glitz again on the proposal.

Ray Finkle · 02-07-2013, 06:32 PM

Points to the avi signature

huh?? · 02-07-2013, 06:33 PM

Well...
He did send his dad to Dove Valley with the playbook.

Br0nc0Buster · 02-07-2013, 06:56 PM

DOOOOOONNNNNNNNNT

CAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

Drunken.Broncoholic · 02-07-2013, 06:58 PM

Just as bad to film a proposal and throw it on a reality TV show, exploiting it.

That One Guy · 02-07-2013, 07:02 PM

When I saw the article earlier, it was "QB delivers ring in the most unromantic way possible" and I just knew he'd sent his dad to deliver it. It would've made the Mane's day. Alas.. he let us down, again.

Bacchus · 02-07-2013, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FearLanier

Who proposes to their wife through a text? And who sends them the ring via mail?

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap100...-to-me-by-text

That's such a douche move. But IMO it says even more that she said yes.

she said yes, maybe she thought it was romantic. God who cares!!!!

broncosteven · 02-07-2013, 08:00 PM

I took my kids to my Friends house in Lemont IL to watch the SB. He said Cutler and his broad were building a house not far from him near Homer Glen. He said they stopped construction on it after they broke up. Apparently it was an eyesore for awhile. Then when he knocked her up they starting building it again.

This marriage has Divorce written all over it.

DBroncos4life · 02-07-2013, 08:43 PM

The story is fake.

uplink · 02-07-2013, 09:05 PM

I proposed to my former wife while taking a bath with her. I just pulled out the ring.
(not like officer in Pulp fiction)

It was Christmas time so I wanted to get the ring as a present but I had to ask her before we drove to her Moms house since I didn't want to ask in front of her family. Hence the quick bath tub proposal.

huh?? · 02-07-2013, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uplink

I proposed to my former wife while taking a bath with her. I just pulled out the ring.
(not like officer in Pulp fiction)

It was Christmas time so I wanted to get the ring as a present but I had to ask her before we drove to her Moms house since I didn't want to ask in front of her family. Hence the quick bath tub proposal.

That's not lame. I'm sure most women would find that romantic.
You know... As long as you don't add your own bubbles to the bath.

Crushaholic · 02-07-2013, 10:02 PM

She, obviously, thought it was OK. I think it says something about her...

LRtagger · 02-08-2013, 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uplink

I proposed to my former wife while taking a bath with her. I just pulled out the ring.
(not like officer in Pulp fiction)

It was Christmas time so I wanted to get the ring as a present but I had to ask her before we drove to her Moms house since I didn't want to ask in front of her family. Hence the quick bath tub proposal.

Pulled out the ring from where?

srphoenix · 02-08-2013, 07:03 AM

The best comment about this I read was,

Of course he mailed it through UPS, if he sent it to her himself it would've been intercepted.

RhymesayersDU · 02-08-2013, 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LRtagger

Pulled out the ring from where?

Exactly what I wanted to know!

Beantown Bronco · 02-08-2013, 07:34 AM

I wonder if he had to ask his own father's permission to marry her.

NickStixx · 02-08-2013, 08:45 AM

In other news, the sky is blue...

Kaylore · 02-08-2013, 09:02 AM

Maybe it's just me, but the more stories I hear about Cutler, the more he seems to change from "jerk" dick to "awesome" dick.

It's like he's slowly changing from James Spader in Pretty in Pink to Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness. I challenge you all to imagine him doing this with an almost completely smoked cigarette in his mouth and not start laughing.

broncocalijohn · 02-08-2013, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by broncosteven

I took my kids to my Friends house in Lemont IL to watch the SB. He said Cutler and his broad were building a house not far from him near Homer Glen. He said they stopped construction on it after they broke up. Apparently it was an eyesore for awhile. Then when he knocked her up they starting building it again.

This marriage has Divorce written all over it.

I see him walking down the aisle and then an old boyfriend comes in and steals her away. This is where "life imitates art".

Dr. Broncenstein · 02-08-2013, 10:27 AM

Suck it, haters.

razorwire77 · 02-08-2013, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore

Maybe it's just me, but the more stories I hear about Cutler, the more he seems to change from "jerk" dick to "awesome" dick.

It's like he's slowly changing from James Spader in Pretty in Pink to Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness. I challenge you all to imagine him doing this with an almost completely smoked cigarette in his mouth and not start laughing.

I was thinking the same thing. He's reaching sort of cartoon villain levels of doucheness which is pretty outstanding. I picture his life as being sort of like Shooter McGavin only with football and "Don't Care" as being his finger shooting "Shooter" moniker.

DOOOONNN'TTTTTTT CAAAAAARRRREEEEEE! Has become a staple expression in my life. My wife loves saying it and she couldn't pick Jay Cutler out of a lineup.

Ray Finkle · 02-08-2013, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore

Maybe it's just me, but the more stories I hear about Cutler, the more he seems to change from "jerk" dick to "awesome" dick.

It's like he's slowly changing from James Spader in Pretty in Pink to Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness. I challenge you all to imagine him doing this with an almost completely smoked cigarette in his mouth and not start laughing.

that's an insult to Ashley Williams.....but funny.

KipCorrington25 · 02-08-2013, 06:48 PM

This proposal was like a 6.

TonyR · 04-10-2013, 07:23 AM

Requisite J-Cutty update:

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/...eee-story.html

02-07-2013, 06:20 PM	#1
FearLanier Pro Bowler New to the Forum Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 727 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	Jay Cutler is the ultimate douche Who proposes to their wife through a text? And who sends them the ring via mail? http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap100...-to-me-by-text That's such a douche move. But IMO it says even more that she said yes.

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02-07-2013, 06:23 PM	#2
Lestat Oreo Lucian Rockefeller The New Age Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 5,299	eh, they were engaged before so there was no need to go all glitz again on the proposal.

02-07-2013, 06:32 PM	#3
Ray Finkle DOOONNNTTTTT CAAARRREEE! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Alexandria, VA Posts: 7,461	Points to the avi signature

02-07-2013, 06:33 PM	#4
huh?? Back in the 5280! ...pretty good at lurking. Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 293 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	Well... He did send his dad to Dove Valley with the playbook.

02-07-2013, 06:56 PM	#5
Br0nc0Buster 2012 AFC West Champs Superbowl or Bust Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Kansas Posts: 4,465	DOOOOOONNNNNNNNNT CAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

02-07-2013, 06:58 PM	#6
Drunken.Broncoholic Steppin on feet Pickled in Orange and Blue Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Carmel Ca Posts: 6,601 Adopt-a-Bronco: LeLo Lang	Just as bad to film a proposal and throw it on a reality TV show, exploiting it.

02-07-2013, 07:02 PM	#7
That One Guy Producer of Nonsense Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Sun and Beachville Posts: 14,042 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	When I saw the article earlier, it was "QB delivers ring in the most unromantic way possible" and I just knew he'd sent his dad to deliver it. It would've made the Mane's day. Alas.. he let us down, again.

02-07-2013, 08:00 PM	#9
broncosteven The Kranz Dictum MWA: Flight Director Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Tranquility Base Posts: 29,314 Adopt-a-Bronco: MONEYBALL #38	I took my kids to my Friends house in Lemont IL to watch the SB. He said Cutler and his broad were building a house not far from him near Homer Glen. He said they stopped construction on it after they broke up. Apparently it was an eyesore for awhile. Then when he knocked her up they starting building it again. This marriage has Divorce written all over it.

02-07-2013, 08:43 PM	#10
DBroncos4life Hey pic Mod!?!?! FU Why yes, that is Bacon Bacon. Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: The wrong side of right. Posts: 26,928 Adopt-a-Bronco: Julius "Fluff"	The story is fake.

02-07-2013, 09:05 PM	#11
uplink Ring of Famer Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1,819	I proposed to my former wife while taking a bath with her. I just pulled out the ring. (not like officer in Pulp fiction) It was Christmas time so I wanted to get the ring as a present but I had to ask her before we drove to her Moms house since I didn't want to ask in front of her family. Hence the quick bath tub proposal.

02-07-2013, 10:02 PM	#13
Crushaholic Armchair Poster Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Topeka, KS Posts: 22,076	She, obviously, thought it was OK. I think it says something about her...

02-08-2013, 07:03 AM	#15
srphoenix 77 rushing touchdowns The next TD Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Green Bay, WI Posts: 929 Adopt-a-Bronco: Montee Ball	The best comment about this I read was, Of course he mailed it through UPS, if he sent it to her himself it would've been intercepted.

02-08-2013, 07:34 AM	#17
Beantown Bronco Athletic Supporter Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mass Posts: 19,111 Adopt-a-Bronco: Matt Prater	I wonder if he had to ask his own father's permission to marry her.

02-08-2013, 08:45 AM	#18
NickStixx Solid Starter Born a Broncos fan Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Arizona Posts: 189 Adopt-a-Bronco: Knowshon Moreno	In other news, the sky is blue...

02-08-2013, 09:02 AM	#19
Kaylore 6-37, Raider fans. Yummy birds and snow! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ceti Alpha V Posts: 41,322 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Duke	Maybe it's just me, but the more stories I hear about Cutler, the more he seems to change from "jerk" dick to "awesome" dick. It's like he's slowly changing from James Spader in Pretty in Pink to Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness. I challenge you all to imagine him doing this with an almost completely smoked cigarette in his mouth and not start laughing.

02-08-2013, 10:27 AM	#21
Dr. Broncenstein Oldeskool Homeskool Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sterile Fields Posts: 11,848 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Woodyard	Suck it, haters.

02-08-2013, 06:48 PM	#24
KipCorrington25 Free Safety Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Centennial Posts: 3,062	This proposal was like a 6.

04-10-2013, 07:23 AM	#25
TonyR Franchise Poster Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Mid-Atlantic Posts: 15,784	Requisite J-Cutty update: http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/...eee-story.html