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Old 01-23-2013, 01:09 PM   #1
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The beast is planning on training with Marshall Faulk, Jeff Garcia, and former Olympic track medalist Ato Boldon.

No one could sack a 300 pound QB.
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Old 01-23-2013, 01:19 PM   #2
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Jamarcus knows the scale is right: He is fat.
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Old 01-23-2013, 01:25 PM   #3
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Scale it back a notch with the hate. He has been doing some heavy thinking over the past couple of years and his brain is fried. He will realize the weight of the situation and will decide against a return
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Old 01-23-2013, 01:31 PM   #4
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Can he play DT..?
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Old 01-23-2013, 01:34 PM   #5
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Scale it back a notch with the hate. He has been doing some heavy thinking over the past couple of years and his brain is fried. He will realize the weight of the situation and will decide against a return
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in all reality he was a Bronco killer, so I vote against the return
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Old 01-23-2013, 01:36 PM   #6
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Do they have Purple-Dexatrim?
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Old 01-23-2013, 01:36 PM   #7
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Old 01-23-2013, 01:45 PM   #8
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I have a hard time believing this doesn't involve steroids or HGH.

Maybe he can be like the Fridge in some role. I doubt that guy can jog half a block with that weight on.
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Old 01-23-2013, 01:54 PM   #10
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The beast is planning on training with Marshall Faulk, Jeff Garcia, and former Olympic track medalist Ato Boldon.

No one could sack a 300 pound QB.
tell that to the hefty lefty
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Old 01-23-2013, 01:57 PM   #11
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I have a hard time believing this doesn't involve steroids or HGH.

Maybe he can be like the Fridge in some role. I doubt that guy can jog half a block with that weight on.
Of course he could. He always had weight issues and he's 6'7"

In all seriousness, good for him. If he's serious about this, why not? He's got an absolute cannon and went through a pretty humbling experience.
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Old 01-23-2013, 01:57 PM   #12
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some footage of the training

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Old 01-23-2013, 02:02 PM   #13
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tell that to the hefty lefty
Kelsay is a Husker so that does make sense
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Old 01-23-2013, 02:22 PM   #14
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Awesome, this gives me an opportunity to show this gem (as seen before on the mane):

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Old 01-23-2013, 02:41 PM   #15
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Sad thing is he would be an upgrade for kFc
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Old 01-23-2013, 03:53 PM   #16
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Can he play NT or G?
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When does the next story come out that he is bankrupt and owes debtors millions of dollars.
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:12 PM   #18
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I have a hard time believing this doesn't involve steroids or HGH.

Maybe he can be like the Fridge in some role. I doubt that guy can jog half a block with that weight on.
Sup Tim Couch.
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:31 PM   #19
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At one point I thought Russell had potential to be a really good QB. That point ended a couple of years ago, when all he did was suck.
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Who was that fat QB that played for the Giants?
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Who was that fat QB that played for the Giants?
Jared Lorenzen from Kentucky.
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:22 PM   #22
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He still is a QB
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:27 PM   #23
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Who was that fat QB that played for the Giants?
Jared Lorenzen, aka the hefty lefty.
he is currently commish of the ultimate indoor football league.
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Old 01-23-2013, 07:10 PM   #24
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That's what I was thinking. Drop him next to Wolfe and dominate
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Old 01-23-2013, 07:28 PM   #25
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That's what I was thinking. Drop him next to Wolfe and dominate
People thought Moreno came off the field alot for breaks. JR would be every other play, but with a golf cart to tote him..
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