OT: Anyone been to Jordan? - Page 3 - The Orange Mane

Brewer · 01-22-2013, 06:16 PM

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Most guys your age are taking women to tropical locations instead of hitting up a desolate wasteland with a bunch of dudes, but whatever floats your boat man...

Still can't get "Nuts to butts" out of your mind, can you? I guess it's true what they say - a true soldier never leaves his friend's behind.

Meck77 · 01-22-2013, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris

I think I got what I needed though. Let's let this thread die.

I think this thread is just getting going!

Time to end this holy war and share the love.

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Requiem · 01-22-2013, 09:56 PM

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Three things that make me American - my passport, my love for Colorado and my love for the Broncos. Other than that I'm a little tough to place. I've never owned anything from northface, never worn Tevas, don't have super short hair, have a beard, and have darker features than most.

My Von Miller jersey will blind the **** out of those camels in the desert though. Come to think of it it'll probably melt since it was stitched together by eighteen kids in China.

I think I got what I needed though. Let's let this thread die.

This board has a lot of myopic and culturally ignorant people. Go to Jordan and have fun. The Council of Chris will donate $50 to your trip.

nyuk nyuk · 01-23-2013, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Requiem

This board has a lot of myopic and culturally ignorant people. Go to Jordan and have fun. The Council of Chris will donate $50 to your trip.

Has to be. If you say something uncomplimentary about a part of the world that has earned itself a poor reputation, you must be myopic and culturally ignorant.

nyuk nyuk · 01-23-2013, 09:31 AM

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If you go on the US state department site it says "yes, al qaeda is active", "yes, stay vigilant" or "yes, try to avoid leaving the cities". Then again, it says similar things about Bali too.

The Department of State is myopic and culturally ignorant. Thank God that myopic and culturally ignorant b**** Hillary is leaving.

lonestar · 01-23-2013, 09:44 AM

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Has to be. If you say something uncomplimentary about a part of the world that has earned itself a poor reputation, you must be myopic and culturally ignorant.

Go figure, but then consider the source. been outside twice in his life and now back because he could not make it on his own.

lonestar · 01-23-2013, 09:48 AM

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The Department of State is myopic and culturally ignorant. Thank God that myopic and culturally ignorant b**** Hillary is leaving.

Actually just covering their a SS, warning folks like that resolves them of having to help them if they get into trouble.

Can't wait to see her say I do not remember 50 times under oath, and getting sympathy from the press, because OMG she had a concussion..

How can she be treated like this by those nasty old men on the far right.

Chris · 01-23-2013, 04:19 PM

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I would definitely nibble on her moussaka KNOWWADIMEAN?

Lebanese women are smoking, possibly the most smoking in the region. There are a lot of Guatemalan / Mexican Lebanese chicks now that is a nice mix.

I mean allah ****ing akbar on that one.

Cito Pelon · 01-24-2013, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by broncosteven

Of all the Middle Eastern states with dictators hasn't Jordan always been the most stable of the bunch?

Don't they have some great Summarian(? or really, really, dawn of humanity type old) temples there, I think Syria does too but you might want to stay away from there.

Don't they shoot a lot of Big Budget Hollywood movies there?

One of the most stable since they ejected the PLO in 1970. Black September it was called by the PLO, who then proceeded to massacre Israeli athletes at the Munich 1972 Olympics, called themselves the Black September Movement.

Cito Pelon · 01-24-2013, 05:15 PM

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Okay, I guess that makes sense from your standpoint I suppose. Sure there are risks wherever you visit, but you should never let that hold you back to wanting to visit somewhere.

Yeah, if one has an adventurous spirit, go for it. Travel and adventure is a good thing.

That One Guy · 01-24-2013, 06:45 PM

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Yeah, if one has an adventurous spirit, go for it. Travel and adventure is a good thing.

Sure. Take a trip through Turkey in a wedding dress. What could go wrong?/

19Morton77 · 01-28-2013, 08:36 PM

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Smurf?

or whatever his name is currently. I love his stories when they reach the climax (yes, pun is spot on) of his stories and then.....AHHHHHHHHHH failure!

I need to thank those who linked some of those past experiences by him as I am not always on the Mane lurking.

So, is Jordan chosen?

Chris · 01-28-2013, 09:57 PM

I actually won't know for sure until mid Feb but I'm strongly leaning towards it.

maven · 01-29-2013, 07:04 AM

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I actually won't know for sure until mid Feb but I'm strongly leaning towards it.

What other options do you have? Or is it all or nothing.

maven · 01-29-2013, 07:07 AM

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Didn't you go down to the amazon one time? Did you get to check out Igauzu falls?

Chris · 02-28-2013, 04:44 PM

It's official!

maven · 03-01-2013, 02:23 AM

So... YOu went to Jordan and that's the best pic you have from your journey?

Bacchus · 03-01-2013, 02:44 AM

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wow, that is one of the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Makes my groin ache, and I am old.

ghwk · 03-01-2013, 04:17 AM

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wow, that is one of the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Makes my groin ache, and I am old.

That's just the hernia talking, not what you hoped it was.

Bacchus · 03-01-2013, 05:11 AM

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That's just the hernia talking, not what you hoped it was.

LMAO!!!!!

Chris · 03-01-2013, 08:49 AM

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So... YOu went to Jordan and that's the best pic you have from your journey?

NEIN. I am going in May. Giving notice at work today after eight years... moving to Berlin for a couple of months (going to do some freelance work to pay the $350 a month rent) and Jordan will be on the tail end of my trip.

Looking forward to it. Nervous of course, probably more than I should be, but life is about experiences and you have to seek them out. I have a feeling I'll be pleasantly surprised.

Requiem · 03-01-2013, 08:56 AM

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NEIN. I am going in May. Giving notice at work today after eight years... moving to Berlin for a couple of months (going to do some freelance work to pay the $350 a month rent) and Jordan will be on the tail end of my trip.

Looking forward to it. Nervous of course, probably more than I should be, but life is about experiences and you have to seek them out. I have a feeling I'll be pleasantly surprised.

Viel Spaß! Ich bin eifersüchtig.

In all seriousness, how did you get such a good deal on rent there? How did you go about this? Send me a PM. I'll be done working in July 1st and have a butt ton of guap saved up and wanna go have fun for a while. #YOLO #DYMELYFE #BRONCOSTEVEN

Chris · 03-01-2013, 10:08 AM

Really don't need a PM since it might benefit anyone reading

That's how much rent costs there if you share, especially if you stay in an up and coming area like neukoelln. www.wg-gesucht.de (if you don't speak German then use google translate) or berlin.craigslist.de

Don't do airBnB it's by and large a rip off and intended for holiday stays.

broncosteven · 03-01-2013, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Chris

NEIN. I am going in May. Giving notice at work today after eight years... moving to Berlin for a couple of months (going to do some freelance work to pay the $350 a month rent) and Jordan will be on the tail end of my trip.

Looking forward to it. Nervous of course, probably more than I should be, but life is about experiences and you have to seek them out. I have a feeling I'll be pleasantly surprised.

They have lonely old men looking for hand jobs in Walmart parking lots too?

Gute Fahrt! Meine Freunde!

Chris · 03-01-2013, 10:38 AM

I just have to walk around in my underwear Steven. It's not that bad. Besides, the polka dot one is pretty rad.

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01-28-2013, 09:57 PM	#63
Chris Millenium Scrooge McDuck Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 7,498 Adopt-a-Bronco: OrlandoFranklin	I actually won't know for sure until mid Feb but I'm strongly leaning towards it.

02-28-2013, 04:44 PM	#66
Chris Millenium Scrooge McDuck Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 7,498 Adopt-a-Bronco: OrlandoFranklin	It's official!

03-01-2013, 02:23 AM	#67
maven ★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆ Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,744	So... YOu went to Jordan and that's the best pic you have from your journey?

03-01-2013, 10:08 AM	#73
Chris Millenium Scrooge McDuck Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 7,498 Adopt-a-Bronco: OrlandoFranklin	Really don't need a PM since it might benefit anyone reading That's how much rent costs there if you share, especially if you stay in an up and coming area like neukoelln. www.wg-gesucht.de (if you don't speak German then use google translate) or berlin.craigslist.de Don't do airBnB it's by and large a rip off and intended for holiday stays.

03-01-2013, 10:38 AM	#75
Chris Millenium Scrooge McDuck Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 7,498 Adopt-a-Bronco: OrlandoFranklin	I just have to walk around in my underwear Steven. It's not that bad. Besides, the polka dot one is pretty rad.