If you could be a Broncos player for a day, who would you be and why? - The Orange Mane

Requiem · 12-13-2012, 01:26 PM

gr8 thread idea

Kaylore · 12-13-2012, 01:43 PM

I would be John Elway so I could watch the Broncos, draft or sign players, tell everyone what to do and then go home and nail a Raiders Cheerleader.

TheReverend · 12-13-2012, 01:44 PM

Peyton. $$$$

I'd write a check to myself for 50 million, then I'd hire the best hos in the world, raw dog it all and the next day I'd be back in my STD free body and MY penis didn't do anything wrong.

I'd also go **** with people as Peyton Manning.

ColoradoDarin · 12-13-2012, 01:45 PM

Options:

1) Whoever is the highest paid.

2) Whoever is banging the hottest woman/women.

3) Combination of 1 & 2 (your choice of tradeoff between amount of money and hotness of the women)

Kaylore · 12-13-2012, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by TheReverend

Peyton. $$$$

I'd write a check to myself for 50 million, then I'd hire the best hos in the world, raw dog it all and the next day I'd be back in my STD free body and MY penis didn't do anything wrong.

I'd also go **** with people as Peyton Manning.

This post is amazing and awful all at once.

Br0nc0Buster · 12-13-2012, 01:52 PM

Von Miller bangs porn stars

Was this question really necessary?

ghwk · 12-13-2012, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaylore

This post is amazing and awful all at once.

And yet I have to give it Rep becuase he beat me to it.

Rabb · 12-13-2012, 02:00 PM

Matt Prater, duh

TheReverend · 12-13-2012, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaylore

This post is amazing and awful all at once.

Can you imagine?

Go tell Bowlen you're retiring midseason... and that it's Fox's fault.
Tell Decker he'll get 2x as many passes if you have sex with his wife.
Call Elway overrated just to see his reaction.
Make dinner plans with DJ and McCoy and then no show... but hide and watch them awkwardly try to hang out.

GoHAM · 12-13-2012, 02:03 PM

I'd be Pat Bowlen, first thing I'd do is contact Pat's attorney and change his will, leaving a majority of the team to me, along with a sizeable chunk of cash. Then I'd bring in some lovely ladies and hit up Pat's liquor cabinet. Maybe go somewhere on the team jet, like Vegas and have one hell of a party.

TheReverend · 12-13-2012, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by GoHAM

I'd be Pat Bowlen, first thing I'd do is contact Pat's attorney and change his will, leaving a majority of the team to me, along with a sizeable chunk of cash. Then I'd bring in some lovely ladies and hit up Pat's liquor cabinet. Maybe go somewhere on the team jet, like Vegas and have one hell of a party.

^ good luck trying to do anything with them.

gyldenlove · 12-13-2012, 02:11 PM

This is difficult, I would want to be Chris Kuper to talk to Kupesdad and mess with Khan by fake drunk-calling him. I would want to be DJ Williams to tell socal he is awesome and make his day. I would want to be Wesley Woodyard just to feel how it is to be a better man in every aspect of life. I would want to be Eric Decker to see just how many chicks a white guy can bang in Colorado. I would want to be Champ Bailey to feel what it is like to be superhuman.

ColoradoDarin · 12-13-2012, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by TheReverend

^ good luck trying to do anything with them.

I'm pretty certain Pat Bowlen has a ****ton of viagra/cialis.

I'm sure this thread gets Orangemane back media credentials next camp!

Kaylore · 12-13-2012, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by TheReverend

Can you imagine?

Go tell Bowlen you're retiring midseason... and that it's Fox's fault.
Tell Decker he'll get 2x as many passes if you have sex with his wife.
Call Elway overrated just to see his reaction.
Make dinner plans with DJ and McCoy and then no show... but hide and watch them awkwardly try to hang out.

The only thing I would do on this list is hide and watch people watching me hide from McCoy and DJ.

TheReverend · 12-13-2012, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaylore

The only thing I would do on this list is hide and watch people watching me hide from McCoy and DJ.

"...why is Peyton Manning hiding in the corner with a fake mustache...?"

gyldenlove · 12-13-2012, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by TheReverend

"...why is Peyton Manning hiding in the corner with a fake mustache...?"

You are going to need some sort of hat, that forehead couldn't hide anywhere...

ColoradoDarin · 12-13-2012, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by TheReverend

"...why is Peyton Manning hiding in the corner with a fake mustache...?"

gyldenlove · 12-13-2012, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by ColoradoDarin

I bet that forehead shows up on radar at DIA.

55CrushEm · 12-13-2012, 02:29 PM

None of them.

Becausue I have a bigger penis than all of them.

That's right.....

pricejj · 12-13-2012, 02:47 PM

Wesley Woodyard...so I could start at LB, then blitz and crush Tom Brady in a goal line stand to seal victory at the end of the AFC Championshiop game.

Chris · 12-13-2012, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by pricejj

Wesley Woodyard...so I could start at LB, then blitz and crush Tom Brady in a goal line stand to seal victory at the end of the AFC Championshiop game.

Sounds weirdly sexual.

Smiling Assassin27 · 12-13-2012, 02:50 PM

Eric Decker.

The chicks come to you, not the other way around.

HILife · 12-13-2012, 02:52 PM

Ed Reed.

We never would've won those two super bowls without him.

pricejj · 12-13-2012, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris

Sounds weirdly sexual.

It was a dream I had two nights ago. Call it what you want. A sense of peace has since crept over me.

Kaylore · 12-13-2012, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by gyldenlove

You are going to need some sort of hat, that forehead couldn't hide anywhere...

I would dress as an Hasidic Jew.

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12-13-2012, 01:43 PM	#2
Kaylore 6-37, Raider fans. Yummy birds and snow! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ceti Alpha V Posts: 41,322 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Duke	I would be John Elway so I could watch the Broncos, draft or sign players, tell everyone what to do and then go home and nail a Raiders Cheerleader.

12-13-2012, 01:44 PM	#3
TheReverend www.PatrickTurley.org ^ "not an athlete" Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Jacksonville, FL Posts: 33,348 Adopt-a-Bronco: Mike Shanahan	Peyton. $$$$ I'd write a check to myself for 50 million, then I'd hire the best hos in the world, raw dog it all and the next day I'd be back in my STD free body and MY penis didn't do anything wrong. I'd also go **** with people as Peyton Manning.

12-13-2012, 01:45 PM	#4
ColoradoDarin Ring of Famer AFCW Champs! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: St Augustine, FL Posts: 5,572 Adopt-a-Bronco: Knowshon's Shoe	Options: 1) Whoever is the highest paid. 2) Whoever is banging the hottest woman/women. 3) Combination of 1 & 2 (your choice of tradeoff between amount of money and hotness of the women)

12-13-2012, 01:52 PM	#6
Br0nc0Buster 2012 AFC West Champs Superbowl or Bust Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Kansas Posts: 4,465	Von Miller bangs porn stars Was this question really necessary?

12-13-2012, 02:00 PM	#8
Rabb Zombie Slayer Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,305 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	Matt Prater, duh

12-13-2012, 02:03 PM	#10
GoHAM Ring of Famer The Defense is Back! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: County 5 Posts: 1,177 Adopt-a-Bronco: Mitch Unrein	I'd be Pat Bowlen, first thing I'd do is contact Pat's attorney and change his will, leaving a majority of the team to me, along with a sizeable chunk of cash. Then I'd bring in some lovely ladies and hit up Pat's liquor cabinet. Maybe go somewhere on the team jet, like Vegas and have one hell of a party.

12-13-2012, 02:11 PM	#12
gyldenlove Ring of Famer Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London, ON Posts: 10,134 Adopt-a-Bronco: Spencer Larsen	This is difficult, I would want to be Chris Kuper to talk to Kupesdad and mess with Khan by fake drunk-calling him. I would want to be DJ Williams to tell socal he is awesome and make his day. I would want to be Wesley Woodyard just to feel how it is to be a better man in every aspect of life. I would want to be Eric Decker to see just how many chicks a white guy can bang in Colorado. I would want to be Champ Bailey to feel what it is like to be superhuman.

12-13-2012, 02:29 PM	#19
55CrushEm Dynamic Duo Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: North of Boston, MA Posts: 5,650 Adopt-a-Bronco: Quanterus Smith	None of them. Becausue I have a bigger penis than all of them. That's right.....

12-13-2012, 02:47 PM	#20
pricejj jungle Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Louisville, CO Posts: 5,277	Wesley Woodyard...so I could start at LB, then blitz and crush Tom Brady in a goal line stand to seal victory at the end of the AFC Championshiop game.

12-13-2012, 02:50 PM	#22
Smiling Assassin27 STOP! KIPER TIME! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 11,104 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	Eric Decker. The chicks come to you, not the other way around.

12-13-2012, 02:52 PM	#23
HILife Ring of Famer Mrs. Alicia Hilife Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: DC - NOVA - DMV - VA - Take your pick Posts: 3,458	Ed Reed. We never would've won those two super bowls without him.