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Old 12-13-2012, 02:26 PM   #1
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Old 12-13-2012, 02:43 PM   #2
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I would be John Elway so I could watch the Broncos, draft or sign players, tell everyone what to do and then go home and nail a Raiders Cheerleader.
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Old 12-13-2012, 02:44 PM   #3
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Peyton. $$$$

I'd write a check to myself for 50 million, then I'd hire the best hos in the world, raw dog it all and the next day I'd be back in my STD free body and MY penis didn't do anything wrong.

I'd also go **** with people as Peyton Manning.
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Old 12-13-2012, 02:45 PM   #4
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Options:

1) Whoever is the highest paid.

2) Whoever is banging the hottest woman/women.

3) Combination of 1 & 2 (your choice of tradeoff between amount of money and hotness of the women)
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Old 12-13-2012, 02:51 PM   #5
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Peyton. $$$$

I'd write a check to myself for 50 million, then I'd hire the best hos in the world, raw dog it all and the next day I'd be back in my STD free body and MY penis didn't do anything wrong.

I'd also go **** with people as Peyton Manning.
This post is amazing and awful all at once.
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Old 12-13-2012, 02:52 PM   #6
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Old 12-13-2012, 02:57 PM   #7
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This post is amazing and awful all at once.
And yet I have to give it Rep becuase he beat me to it.
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Old 12-13-2012, 03:00 PM   #8
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Old 12-13-2012, 03:01 PM   #9
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This post is amazing and awful all at once.


Can you imagine?

Go tell Bowlen you're retiring midseason... and that it's Fox's fault.
Tell Decker he'll get 2x as many passes if you have sex with his wife.
Call Elway overrated just to see his reaction.
Make dinner plans with DJ and McCoy and then no show... but hide and watch them awkwardly try to hang out.
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Old 12-13-2012, 03:03 PM   #10
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I'd be Pat Bowlen, first thing I'd do is contact Pat's attorney and change his will, leaving a majority of the team to me, along with a sizeable chunk of cash. Then I'd bring in some lovely ladies and hit up Pat's liquor cabinet. Maybe go somewhere on the team jet, like Vegas and have one hell of a party.
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Old 12-13-2012, 03:09 PM   #11
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I'd be Pat Bowlen, first thing I'd do is contact Pat's attorney and change his will, leaving a majority of the team to me, along with a sizeable chunk of cash. Then I'd bring in some lovely ladies and hit up Pat's liquor cabinet. Maybe go somewhere on the team jet, like Vegas and have one hell of a party.
^ good luck trying to do anything with them.
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Old 12-13-2012, 03:11 PM   #12
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This is difficult, I would want to be Chris Kuper to talk to Kupesdad and mess with Khan by fake drunk-calling him. I would want to be DJ Williams to tell socal he is awesome and make his day. I would want to be Wesley Woodyard just to feel how it is to be a better man in every aspect of life. I would want to be Eric Decker to see just how many chicks a white guy can bang in Colorado. I would want to be Champ Bailey to feel what it is like to be superhuman.
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Old 12-13-2012, 03:13 PM   #13
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^ good luck trying to do anything with them.
I'm pretty certain Pat Bowlen has a ****ton of viagra/cialis.


I'm sure this thread gets Orangemane back media credentials next camp!
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Old 12-13-2012, 03:17 PM   #14
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Can you imagine?

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Tell Decker he'll get 2x as many passes if you have sex with his wife.
Call Elway overrated just to see his reaction.
Make dinner plans with DJ and McCoy and then no show... but hide and watch them awkwardly try to hang out.
The only thing I would do on this list is hide and watch people watching me hide from McCoy and DJ.
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Old 12-13-2012, 03:19 PM   #15
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The only thing I would do on this list is hide and watch people watching me hide from McCoy and DJ.


"...why is Peyton Manning hiding in the corner with a fake mustache...?"
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Old 12-13-2012, 03:20 PM   #16
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"...why is Peyton Manning hiding in the corner with a fake mustache...?"
You are going to need some sort of hat, that forehead couldn't hide anywhere...
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Old 12-13-2012, 03:22 PM   #17
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Old 12-13-2012, 03:23 PM   #18
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I bet that forehead shows up on radar at DIA.
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Old 12-13-2012, 03:29 PM   #19
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None of them.

Becausue I have a bigger penis than all of them.

That's right.....
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Old 12-13-2012, 03:47 PM   #20
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Wesley Woodyard...so I could start at LB, then blitz and crush Tom Brady in a goal line stand to seal victory at the end of the AFC Championshiop game.
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Old 12-13-2012, 03:50 PM   #21
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Wesley Woodyard...so I could start at LB, then blitz and crush Tom Brady in a goal line stand to seal victory at the end of the AFC Championshiop game.
Sounds weirdly sexual.
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Old 12-13-2012, 03:50 PM   #22
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Old 12-13-2012, 03:52 PM   #23
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We never would've won those two super bowls without him.
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Old 12-13-2012, 03:55 PM   #24
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Sounds weirdly sexual.
It was a dream I had two nights ago. Call it what you want. A sense of peace has since crept over me.
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Old 12-13-2012, 03:57 PM   #25
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I would dress as an Hasidic Jew.
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