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Old 10-31-2012, 05:43 PM   #1
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I'm "that guy" giving out Nature Valley granola bars to the kids tonight.
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Old 10-31-2012, 05:46 PM   #2
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Dont those still have sugar?
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Old 10-31-2012, 05:49 PM   #3
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one night of candy isnt going to change or even contribute to change of kids being fat. id argue a day like today is good for kids, because it SHOULD give them treats they dont normally get often (which is rarely the case, eating candy daily is the norm for most kids). its the daily grind of parents feeding their kids garbage at every meal that makes them fat.
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Old 10-31-2012, 05:49 PM   #4
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Old 10-31-2012, 05:50 PM   #5
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Yeah, quite a bit, but more fiber and complex carbohydrates. Quite a bit healthier than candy.
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I'm "that guy" giving out Nature Valley granola bars to the kids tonight.
for a moment there I thought you were gonna steal candy from the kids and give them to the other kids who didn't go out and collect it....but you're doling out granola bars huh?

Have fun cleaning up the TP the kids will toss into your trees....
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Old 10-31-2012, 05:56 PM   #7
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for a moment there I thought you were gonna steal candy from the kids and give them to the other kids who didn't go out and collect it....but you're doling out granola bars huh?

Have fun cleaning up the TP the kids will toss into your trees....
Awesome. Seriously one of the best posts of all time.
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Old 10-31-2012, 06:02 PM   #8
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**** you and **** your couch for being that guy!
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You should go all Romney on them and store your candy in Switzerland so the kids can't get at it. That's the American way.
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Awesome. Seriously one of the best posts of all time.
You're the leader of the Moron Brigade, so of course you'd say that.

In truth, it was a highly predictable and easily accessible joke... which is why it didn't fly completely over your head.
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Well Goob is handing out full size candy bars to cancel you out. I'm THAT guy! :-)
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You should go all Romney on them and store your candy in Switzerland so the kids can't get at it. That's the American way.
Oh c'mon man....all he'd have to do is put it on the top shelf
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...meanwhile Michelle's husband is out trying to funsize everyone's paycheck
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I'm "that guy" giving out Nature Valley granola bars to the kids tonight.
You only get 5 kids at the house? That is a lot of cash if you have the amount of kids we had tonight.
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Give out toothbrushes and toothpaste too while you're at it.
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for a moment there I thought you were gonna steal candy from the kids and give them to the other kids who didn't go out and collect it....but you're doling out granola bars huh?

Have fun cleaning up the TP the kids will toss into your trees....
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I'm "that guy" giving out Nature Valley granola bars to the kids tonight.
**** you! I got one and also a Herbalife brochure with it. She was doing her advertising to fat kids and all the parents I guess on Halloween. BTW, I was trick or treating with the kids on 2 streets and loaded up on sugary candy.

My buddies Mom passes out bible verses every year and he had to clean them all up on their property as well as neighbors' houses. She tries to counter the pagan holiday with Jesus. The devil wins every Halloween at their house.
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THIS is going all Michelle Obama on the kids:

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You're the leader of the Moron Brigade, so of course you'd say that.

In truth, it was a highly predictable and easily accessible joke... which is why it didn't fly completely over your head.
What a p***Y and crybaby. Can't handle a little ribbing there Orton fan? Geez, lighten up Francis.

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The kid got a $5 bill from someone last night. Now THAT is a good neighbor.
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One of our Neighbors was giving out Hot Wheels. That is all he remembers from last night.
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