Going all Michelle Obama on the kids. - The Orange Mane

Swedish Extrovert · 10-31-2012, 05:43 PM

I'm "that guy" giving out Nature Valley granola bars to the kids tonight.

SonOfLe-loLang · 10-31-2012, 05:46 PM

Dont those still have sugar?

tsiguy96 · 10-31-2012, 05:49 PM

one night of candy isnt going to change or even contribute to change of kids being fat. id argue a day like today is good for kids, because it SHOULD give them treats they dont normally get often (which is rarely the case, eating candy daily is the norm for most kids). its the daily grind of parents feeding their kids garbage at every meal that makes them fat.

Ray Finkle · 10-31-2012, 05:49 PM

So going to have flaming poo on your front step.

Swedish Extrovert · 10-31-2012, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by SonOfLe-loLang

Dont those still have sugar?

Yeah, quite a bit, but more fiber and complex carbohydrates. Quite a bit healthier than candy.

errand · 10-31-2012, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Mightysmurf

I'm "that guy" giving out Nature Valley granola bars to the kids tonight.

for a moment there I thought you were gonna steal candy from the kids and give them to the other kids who didn't go out and collect it....but you're doling out granola bars huh?

Have fun cleaning up the TP the kids will toss into your trees....

cutthemdown · 10-31-2012, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by errand

for a moment there I thought you were gonna steal candy from the kids and give them to the other kids who didn't go out and collect it....but you're doling out granola bars huh?

Have fun cleaning up the TP the kids will toss into your trees....

Awesome. Seriously one of the best posts of all time.

gyldenlove · 10-31-2012, 06:02 PM

**** you and **** your couch for being that guy!

Bronco Boy · 10-31-2012, 06:02 PM

You should go all Romney on them and store your candy in Switzerland so the kids can't get at it. That's the American way.

TheElusiveKyleOrton · 10-31-2012, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by cutthemdown

Awesome. Seriously one of the best posts of all time.

You're the leader of the Moron Brigade, so of course you'd say that.

In truth, it was a highly predictable and easily accessible joke... which is why it didn't fly completely over your head.

Goobzilla · 10-31-2012, 06:26 PM

Well Goob is handing out full size candy bars to cancel you out. I'm THAT guy! :-)

errand · 10-31-2012, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Bronco Boy

You should go all Romney on them and store your candy in Switzerland so the kids can't get at it. That's the American way.

Oh c'mon man....all he'd have to do is put it on the top shelf

errand · 10-31-2012, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Goobzilla

Well Goob is handing out full size candy bars to cancel you out. I'm THAT guy! :-)

...meanwhile Michelle's husband is out trying to funsize everyone's paycheck

broncosteven · 10-31-2012, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Mightysmurf

I'm "that guy" giving out Nature Valley granola bars to the kids tonight.

You only get 5 kids at the house? That is a lot of cash if you have the amount of kids we had tonight.

UberBroncoMan · 10-31-2012, 07:20 PM

hookemhess · 10-31-2012, 07:33 PM

You're the worst kind of person.

ColoradoDarin · 10-31-2012, 07:41 PM

Give out toothbrushes and toothpaste too while you're at it.

Kaylore · 10-31-2012, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by errand

for a moment there I thought you were gonna steal candy from the kids and give them to the other kids who didn't go out and collect it....but you're doling out granola bars huh?

Have fun cleaning up the TP the kids will toss into your trees....

DBruleU · 10-31-2012, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by errand

for a moment there I thought you were gonna steal candy from the kids and give them to the other kids who didn't go out and collect it....but you're doling out granola bars huh?

Have fun cleaning up the TP the kids will toss into your trees....

Dukes · 10-31-2012, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ColoradoDarin

Give out toothbrushes and toothpaste too while you're at it.

Don't forget the coasters and sporks.

broncocalijohn · 11-01-2012, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Mightysmurf

I'm "that guy" giving out Nature Valley granola bars to the kids tonight.

**** you! I got one and also a Herbalife brochure with it. She was doing her advertising to fat kids and all the parents I guess on Halloween. BTW, I was trick or treating with the kids on 2 streets and loaded up on sugary candy.

My buddies Mom passes out bible verses every year and he had to clean them all up on their property as well as neighbors' houses. She tries to counter the pagan holiday with Jesus. The devil wins every Halloween at their house.

Smiling Assassin27 · 11-01-2012, 11:11 AM

THIS is going all Michelle Obama on the kids:

broncocalijohn · 11-01-2012, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by TheElusiveKyleOrton

You're the leader of the Moron Brigade, so of course you'd say that.

In truth, it was a highly predictable and easily accessible joke... which is why it didn't fly completely over your head.

What a p***Y and crybaby. Can't handle a little ribbing there Orton fan? Geez, lighten up Francis.

That One Guy · 11-01-2012, 11:26 AM

The kid got a $5 bill from someone last night. Now THAT is a good neighbor.

broncosteven · 11-01-2012, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by That One Guy

The kid got a $5 bill from someone last night. Now THAT is a good neighbor.

One of our Neighbors was giving out Hot Wheels. That is all he remembers from last night.

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10-31-2012, 05:46 PM	#2
SonOfLe-loLang Young Buck Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 13,228 Adopt-a-Bronco: Thunder (RIP)	Dont those still have sugar?

10-31-2012, 05:49 PM	#3
tsiguy96 Ring of Famer New to the Forum Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 12,559 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	one night of candy isnt going to change or even contribute to change of kids being fat. id argue a day like today is good for kids, because it SHOULD give them treats they dont normally get often (which is rarely the case, eating candy daily is the norm for most kids). its the daily grind of parents feeding their kids garbage at every meal that makes them fat.

10-31-2012, 05:49 PM	#4
Ray Finkle DOOONNNTTTTT CAAARRREEE! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Alexandria, VA Posts: 7,411	So going to have flaming poo on your front step.

10-31-2012, 06:02 PM	#8
gyldenlove Ring of Famer Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London, ON Posts: 10,030 Adopt-a-Bronco: Spencer Larsen	** you and ** your couch for being that guy!

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Bronco Boy Avid Ambien Abuser It all makes so much sense! Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Queens, NY Posts: 1,901 Adopt-a-Bronco: Eric Decker	You should go all Romney on them and store your candy in Switzerland so the kids can't get at it. That's the American way.

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Goobzilla Lights Out B*h! BA-ZING!!** Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Wellington Posts: 6,526 Adopt-a-Bronco: Mitch Erickson	Well Goob is handing out full size candy bars to cancel you out. I'm THAT guy! :-)

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hookemhess Perennial Pro-bowler Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Austin Posts: 950 Adopt-a-Bronco: Blake Gideon	You're the worst kind of person.

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ColoradoDarin Ring of Famer AFCW Champs! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: St Augustine, FL Posts: 5,525 Adopt-a-Bronco: Knowshon's Shoe	Give out toothbrushes and toothpaste too while you're at it.

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Smiling Assassin27 STOP! KIPER TIME! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 10,978 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	THIS is going all Michelle Obama on the kids:

11-01-2012, 11:26 AM	#24
That One Guy Producer of Nonsense Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Sun and Beachville Posts: 14,042 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	The kid got a $5 bill from someone last night. Now THAT is a good neighbor.