"Officially official" 2012 Broncos Haiku Thread - The Orange Mane

cmhargrove · 10-17-2012, 11:01 AM

We haven't done this in a while, let's see how it goes.

Now, before any dufus disrespects the art of Haiku, the basic pentameter is 5-7-5. So, screw with that at your own risk.

So, we'll start with the Chargers game, but certainly any of the Broncos topics for 2012 are fair game.

GO!

cmhargrove · 10-17-2012, 11:02 AM

My first shot, start at the beginning (of the Chargers game that is...).

Kickoff is in air
Ate butter for pre-game snack
Balls, balls everywhere

BowlenBall · 10-17-2012, 11:09 AM

"Are you ready for
some Football?" Sings Hank Jr.
Apparently not.

BowlenBall · 10-17-2012, 11:13 AM

McCoy Game Planning
'Let's fall behind by 20,
then unleash Manning.'

GoHAM · 10-17-2012, 11:54 AM

They have dug big holes,
These Broncos of twenty-twelve;
At last they climbed out.

Crushaholic · 10-17-2012, 12:15 PM

What a miracle
We are first place in the West
Screw San Diego

DomCasual · 10-17-2012, 12:22 PM

In honor of Mock, I will give you my version of Mock's attempts on every haiku thread:

He was a kid they called Blade!
It was a nickname that should have stuck, if Shanahan wasn't so awful!
The greatest nickname ever made!
Ever more! Ever more!

Crushaholic · 10-17-2012, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DomCasual

In honor of Mock, I will give you my version of Mock's attempts on every haiku thread:

He was a kid they called Blade!
It was a nickname that should have stuck, if Shanahan wasn't so awful!
The greatest nickname ever made!
Ever more! Ever more!

Ur a real dimwit
My kittens will hurt you, now
You STFU

DomCasual · 10-17-2012, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crushaholic

Ur a real dimwit
My kittens will hurt you, now
You STFU

WAY too accurate on the meter! I tried - really tried - to explain the concept of haiku to Mock. He wasn't having any of it. I should have kept the REP I got for it! It was classic!

Rest in peace, you eccentric bastard!

Crushaholic · 10-17-2012, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DomCasual

WAY too accurate on the pentameter! I tried - really tried - to explain the concept of haiku to Mock. He wasn't having any of it. I should have kept the REP I got for it! It was classic!

Rest in peace, you eccentric bastard!

I know what you were doing. He never got the concept of a haiku...

DomCasual · 10-17-2012, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crushaholic

I know what you were doing. He never got the concept of a haiku...

Sometimes, I miss that old curmudgeon!

Sometimes, not so much!

Mostly, I miss him. He was, um, one of a kind!

cmhargrove · 10-17-2012, 01:35 PM

Easy points and easy girls.
Think i'm getting laid tonight!
grass....trip....flaccid dick....

Rocket 7 · 10-17-2012, 02:27 PM

Decker wide open
Looks like an easy touchdown
Steps on banana

cutthemdown · 10-17-2012, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmhargrove

We haven't done this in a while, let's see how it goes.

Now, before any dufus disrespects the art of Haiku, the basic pentameter is 5-7-5. So, screw with that at your own risk.

So, we'll start with the Chargers game, but certainly any of the Broncos topics for 2012 are fair game.

GO!

really though english Haiku doesn't have to stick to that. Still staying close to it is important. What I think is more important is the historically seasonal reference in the poem. Or as its called the Kigo.

cutthemdown · 10-17-2012, 02:29 PM

also being a musician i always was intrgued by haiku because it has the flow like the lyrics of a great song.

Rock Chalk · 10-17-2012, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BowlenBall

McCoy Game Planning
'Let's fall behind by 20,
then unleash Manning.'

McCoy using the Dan Reeves principle?

Bronco X · 10-17-2012, 06:50 PM

Miracle comebacks
Not all Tebow it would seem
It must be McCoy!

BroncoMan4ever · 10-17-2012, 07:02 PM

Collapsing pocket
Dumervil rushes in hard
Rivers quivers scared

Bronco Boy · 10-17-2012, 07:05 PM

His name was Joe Mays.
The Idiot Cannonball.
Some friendly fire!

Bronco X · 10-17-2012, 07:10 PM

Ode to The Broncos
Scintillating one moment
Shoots own foot the next

Rocket 7 · 10-17-2012, 07:23 PM

He's Peyton Manning
Best quarterback in the league
Plays for the Broncos

BowlenBall · 10-17-2012, 07:46 PM

Hey Demaryius
You're supposed to use Stickum
Not butter, my man.

BowlenBall · 10-17-2012, 07:49 PM

Who's afraid of the
Big bad MethWolfe? Come closer....
The first taste is free.

Rocket 7 · 10-17-2012, 08:12 PM

The drive in Cleveland
Ninety eight yards from touchdown
The legend begins

cmhargrove · 10-18-2012, 03:08 PM

Noriega’s son
Screws him some pooch once again
Chargerbowl dreams fade...

10-17-2012, 11:01 AM	#1
cmhargrove Is this thing on??? Travis Henry's love child... Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Tulsa, OK Posts: 6,404 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Hillis	"Officially official" 2012 Broncos Haiku Thread We haven't done this in a while, let's see how it goes. Now, before any dufus disrespects the art of Haiku, the basic pentameter is 5-7-5. So, screw with that at your own risk. So, we'll start with the Chargers game, but certainly any of the Broncos topics for 2012 are fair game. GO!

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10-17-2012, 11:02 AM	#2
cmhargrove Is this thing on??? Travis Henry's love child... Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Tulsa, OK Posts: 6,404 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Hillis	My first shot, start at the beginning (of the Chargers game that is...). Kickoff is in air Ate butter for pre-game snack Balls, balls everywhere

10-17-2012, 11:09 AM	#3
BowlenBall Owner. Philanthropist. Pimp. Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 4,345 Adopt-a-Bronco: Lucas Reed	"Are you ready for some Football?" Sings Hank Jr. Apparently not.

10-17-2012, 11:13 AM	#4
BowlenBall Owner. Philanthropist. Pimp. Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 4,345 Adopt-a-Bronco: Lucas Reed	McCoy Game Planning 'Let's fall behind by 20, then unleash Manning.'

10-17-2012, 11:54 AM	#5
GoHAM Ring of Famer The Defense is Back! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: County 5 Posts: 1,177 Adopt-a-Bronco: Mitch Unrein	They have dug big holes, These Broncos of twenty-twelve; At last they climbed out.

10-17-2012, 12:15 PM	#6
Crushaholic Armchair Poster Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Topeka, KS Posts: 22,041	What a miracle We are first place in the West Screw San Diego

10-17-2012, 12:22 PM	#7
DomCasual The Dude abides. Shameless Homer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Cocytus Posts: 13,167 Adopt-a-Bronco: Gus Frerotte	In honor of Mock, I will give you my version of Mock's attempts on every haiku thread: He was a kid they called Blade! It was a nickname that should have stuck, if Shanahan wasn't so awful! The greatest nickname ever made! Ever more! Ever more!

10-17-2012, 01:35 PM	#12
cmhargrove Is this thing on??? Travis Henry's love child... Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Tulsa, OK Posts: 6,404 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Hillis	Easy points and easy girls. Think i'm getting laid tonight! grass....trip....flaccid dick....

10-17-2012, 02:27 PM	#13
Rocket 7 Formerly known as Dipso Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Las Cruces, NM Posts: 4,723 Adopt-a-Bronco: Paul Smith 70	Decker wide open Looks like an easy touchdown Steps on banana

10-17-2012, 02:29 PM	#15
cutthemdown A verbis ad verbera Zimm to HOF Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Long Beach Posts: 32,447	also being a musician i always was intrgued by haiku because it has the flow like the lyrics of a great song.

10-17-2012, 06:50 PM	#17
Bronco X Pro Bowler Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 733	Miracle comebacks Not all Tebow it would seem It must be McCoy!

10-17-2012, 07:02 PM	#18
BroncoMan4ever Ring of Famer Here to chew bubblegum and kick ass Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 11,565 Adopt-a-Bronco: VIRGIL GREEN!!!	Collapsing pocket Dumervil rushes in hard Rivers quivers scared

10-17-2012, 07:05 PM	#19
Bronco Boy Avid Ambien Abuser It all makes so much sense! Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Queens, NY Posts: 1,901 Adopt-a-Bronco: Eric Decker	His name was Joe Mays. The Idiot Cannonball. Some friendly fire!

10-17-2012, 07:10 PM	#20
Bronco X Pro Bowler Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 733	Ode to The Broncos Scintillating one moment Shoots own foot the next

10-17-2012, 07:23 PM	#21
Rocket 7 Formerly known as Dipso Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Las Cruces, NM Posts: 4,723 Adopt-a-Bronco: Paul Smith 70	He's Peyton Manning Best quarterback in the league Plays for the Broncos

10-17-2012, 07:46 PM	#22
BowlenBall Owner. Philanthropist. Pimp. Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 4,345 Adopt-a-Bronco: Lucas Reed	Hey Demaryius You're supposed to use Stickum Not butter, my man.

10-17-2012, 07:49 PM	#23
BowlenBall Owner. Philanthropist. Pimp. Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 4,345 Adopt-a-Bronco: Lucas Reed	Who's afraid of the Big bad MethWolfe? Come closer.... The first taste is free.

10-17-2012, 08:12 PM	#24
Rocket 7 Formerly known as Dipso Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Las Cruces, NM Posts: 4,723 Adopt-a-Bronco: Paul Smith 70	The drive in Cleveland Ninety eight yards from touchdown The legend begins

10-18-2012, 03:08 PM	#25
cmhargrove Is this thing on??? Travis Henry's love child... Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Tulsa, OK Posts: 6,404 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Hillis	Noriega’s son Screws him some pooch once again Chargerbowl dreams fade...