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Old 09-05-2012, 02:40 PM   #1
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Seriously, this is ridiculous: http://www.behindthesteelcurtain.com...ate-guide-2012.
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Old 09-05-2012, 02:54 PM   #2
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good find, but you can't take yinzers seriously. they live in a bubble and think the world ends where the bubble ends. anything outside the bubble scares them, so they lash out to mask their insecurities. kind of like little yappy lap dogs who bark and growl at anything bigger than they are (which is pretty much everything).
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Old 09-05-2012, 02:55 PM   #3
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Couldn't get past the second paragraph. Yawn...
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Old 09-05-2012, 02:58 PM   #4
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Couldn't get past the second paragraph. Yawn...
yinzers are a curious breed. i spent 2 years of college in Pittsburgh (fortunately in the mid 80's when the Steelers sucked) and that city literally lives and dies with that team.
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Old 09-05-2012, 03:04 PM   #5
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yinzers are a curious breed. i spent 2 years of college in Pittsburgh (fortunately in the mid 80's when the Steelers sucked) and that city literally lives and dies with that team.
Fine. I got the gist after the first paragraph. "The Steelers are awesome. Anyone who beats the Steelers are hated and will suffer (insert alliterative doom prediction) blah blah blah."
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lmao! that was hilarious!
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Old 09-05-2012, 03:08 PM   #7
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Old 09-05-2012, 03:15 PM   #8
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Old 09-05-2012, 03:16 PM   #9
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I laughed a few times. I have similar disdain for Rapesforburgers.
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Old 09-05-2012, 03:17 PM   #10
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Other than the lack of fanbase (He must have been thinking of the Chargers fanbase), that blog is quite funny. I like a well-written piece, even if I don't agree with any of it...
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Old 09-05-2012, 03:17 PM   #11
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What is their position regarding rapes and rapists?
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Old 09-05-2012, 03:18 PM   #12
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I skimmed, and I still feel a little dumber for having done so. It was like a mash-up of offensive words and phrases. Put them all together, and plug "Donkeys," or "Donkos," or "some other word that starts with D because we learned about alliteration at the community college last week" randomly throughout the text - say, every eighth or tenth word. It just doesn't make any sense.
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Old 09-05-2012, 03:26 PM   #13
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it was hot garbage, but it was funny hot garbage.
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Old 09-05-2012, 03:48 PM   #14
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I'm about to troll this **** hard.
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Old 09-05-2012, 03:54 PM   #15
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I thought it was funny. Just people have a good time with football. I don't think the writer taking himself that serious. I liked it.
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Old 09-05-2012, 03:56 PM   #16
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It's better then the stupid threads where the Orangemane fans make ridiculous statements about how bad the Broncos lose this week. That is as tired as Al Davis and should be sent to the same place! 6 feet under never to be seen again.
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Old 09-05-2012, 04:08 PM   #17
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Pennsylvania is a **** hole.
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Old 09-05-2012, 05:13 PM   #18
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Pennsylvania is a **** hole.
Truer words have never been spoken.

Nothing in that state is tolerable.
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Old 09-05-2012, 05:28 PM   #19
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What bothers me is that the author "Mechem" claims to be an English teacher.....


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Old 09-05-2012, 05:55 PM   #20
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That guy was almost witty.

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good find, but you can't take yinzers seriously. they live in a bubble and think the world ends where the bubble ends. anything outside the bubble scares them, so they lash out to mask their insecurities. kind of like little yappy lap dogs who bark and growl at anything bigger than they are (which is pretty much everything).
You Randites just can't cast stones on that front, bud.
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That guy was almost witty.



You Randites just can't cast stones on that front, bud.
not a Randian. there's no room for God in her universe. there is in mine. i knowing jumping to conclusions is all the exercise some people here on the Mane get, but just because i chose "WhoIsJohnGalt?" without the "?" as my username, doesn't automatically make me a follower of Rand's philosophy.

if i chose "Barack" as my username, would that automatically make me a gay muslim marxist narcissist from Kenya who hates America and thinks he's a king? no, of course not.
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Old 09-05-2012, 07:46 PM   #22
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Taint'n Cramming, lol.
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Old 09-05-2012, 08:00 PM   #23
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I thought it was funny. Just people have a good time with football. I don't think the writer taking himself that serious. I liked it.
I thought it was hilarious! Especially about Peyton, a ****sniffer. The nicest thing about it is the Broncos have pissed him off enough to write that.
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Old 09-05-2012, 10:36 PM   #24
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I thought it was hilarious! Especially about Peyton, a ****sniffer. The nicest thing about it is the Broncos have pissed him off enough to write that.
This x Infinity. He would be a hoot to have at the bar table next to mine on Sunday night. I'd just sit there with a box of Bronx-Salt, rubbing in the hate pain with every Manning pass.
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Old 09-05-2012, 11:14 PM   #25
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Couldn't get past the second paragraph. Yawn...
Then you missed this golden nugget

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"Surely we’ll dominate the stadium up there, as most of the pathetic denizens of Denver are too busy mountain biking or swimming up a stream or doing some other homoerotic activity outside. How anybody could enjoy such a low level of oxygen is beyond me. Clearly it has negative effects on the mental health of Denvenereals(burn). And it also tries to kill Ryan Clark every time he sets foot up there.

If Goodell were so concerned for player safety, he would sink Denver into the ground by about another 5000 feet. Ryan Clark has the black people’s blood problem. Many of the other players in the league also have black people’s blood. Chances are others will nearly die up there. It’s only a matter of time. Once ONE person has suffered, we have to change everything. At least that’s what the lawyers say. Why haven’t the lawyers fixed this one? Because Goodell kills puppies with his bare hands on Sunday morning inside a church while standing on the elderly’s weak backs."
Excercise is soooooo homoerotic.
Black people's blood disease.
Stay classy behind that curtain Pittsburgh.

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