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Old 09-02-2012, 10:54 PM   #1
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Default Question: Raiders fan moved in to my house

I just rented a room in my house to a guy who seemed very nice. I came home tonight and he was watching TV but wearing a Raiders Jacket. What should I do? I have to give him a notice of one month now to kick him out.
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Old 09-02-2012, 11:06 PM   #2
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Well, if you happen to be a former Arizona cop you can shoot him in the face with no questions asked.

Or you could just walk into his room naked and ask him if he's familiar with the Tuck Rule.
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Old 09-02-2012, 11:11 PM   #3
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You can evict him, but you'll never get the smell out....
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Old 09-02-2012, 11:13 PM   #4
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Easy solution. Convert him. A major ass kicking by manning might just do it.

Manning # shirts are popping up everywhere. I think every raider fan has hit walmart and gotten themselves a $10 orange shirt in the last month.
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Old 09-02-2012, 11:23 PM   #5
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Old 09-02-2012, 11:25 PM   #6
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Pour syrup of ipecac into his food. Then kick him out.
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Old 09-02-2012, 11:29 PM   #7
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Turn him in to the police. I'm sure he's wanted for something.
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Old 09-02-2012, 11:36 PM   #8
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Put a whole bunch of laxatives in his drinks. Death by craping his brains out. Which shouldnt take so long since hes a raider fan.
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Old 09-02-2012, 11:50 PM   #9
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seems childish, it's only a football team.
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Old 09-02-2012, 11:55 PM   #10
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Old 09-02-2012, 11:59 PM   #11
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Yeah, maybe just enjoy watching football. Gloat when we beat them and eat crow if we lose. If you are seriously considering kicking him out, take a long look in the mirror and remember that football is just a game. Unless he's a complete dick, then he could be gone the week before we host the fade. Im friends and or work with several queef, fade, and sparkler fans that are all pretty stand up people.
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Old 09-03-2012, 12:09 AM   #12
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seems childish, it's only a football team.
It is childish. That jacket and that team are disgusting.
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Old 09-03-2012, 12:17 AM   #13
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Old 09-03-2012, 12:50 AM   #14
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You should sing a song to him, something that really expresses your feelings towards him. Try this:


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Old 09-03-2012, 02:00 AM   #15
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one of my good buddies is a raiders fan. last tine I checked his money spends just as good as a broncos fan. grow up
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Old 09-03-2012, 02:12 AM   #16
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Mock him endlessly. Collect rent. Spend on Bronco stuff.

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Old 09-03-2012, 02:18 AM   #17
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Will he share his crack or his sister with you?
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Old 09-03-2012, 05:40 AM   #18
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Old 09-03-2012, 05:52 AM   #19
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one of my good buddies is a raiders fan. last tine I checked his money spends just as good as a broncos fan. grow up
Maybe but he probably stole it!

BroncosOTM let me clue you into a little secret. Raider hating is an art form here at the Omane. Well it use to be anyway when we had raider fans. I think even they left after the site became swallowed up with trolls though.

Well anyway as far as the roommate thing goes. Just pop a cap in his raider ass.
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Old 09-03-2012, 06:00 AM   #20
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I picked oakland to upset sd in week 1. Tell him to root his crap team on hard.
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Old 09-03-2012, 06:55 AM   #21
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Paint his bedroom walls, 2 orange and 2 blue
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Old 09-03-2012, 07:34 AM   #22
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Old 09-03-2012, 08:46 AM   #23
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one of my good buddies is a raiders fan. last tine I checked his money spends just as good as a broncos fan. grow up
You obviously didn't analyze the bills closely enough.
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Old 09-03-2012, 08:47 AM   #24
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Old 09-03-2012, 09:06 AM   #25
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seems childish, it's only a football team.
Buy a Chiefs jacket from Goodwill or a yard sale (wherever white trash dispose of their garbage) and start wearing it around the house. Even Raider fans look down on Chiefs fans. I'm sure he'll get out as fast as possible. Just make sure your neighbors don't see you in the jacket.
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