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Old 08-17-2012, 09:15 PM   #1
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Default Ground emerges as Tim Tebow's favorite target

I like Tebow. But this is pretty funny. Last year was fun and exciting as a fan, but I don't think I've seen the ball hit the ground that much with any other starting NFL QB.

/http://www.theonion.com/articles/gro...-target,29210/
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Old 08-17-2012, 09:40 PM   #2
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I love The Onion.
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Old 08-17-2012, 09:40 PM   #3
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lol
I can hear it in Doyle Redland's voice now
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Old 08-17-2012, 11:15 PM   #4
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Skip Bayless will now lobby to induct the ground into the HOF...
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Old 08-17-2012, 11:28 PM   #5
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Ground for late round fantasy sleeper!
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Old 08-18-2012, 12:19 AM   #6
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"So tired of the circus"
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Old 08-18-2012, 12:33 AM   #7
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I like Tebow. But this is pretty funny. Last year was fun and exciting as a fan, but I don't think I've seen the ball hit the ground that much with any other starting NFL QB.

/http://www.theonion.com/articles/gro...-target,29210/
If the ground wouldn't drop the ball so much, his completion percentage would be a lot better.
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Old 08-18-2012, 01:12 AM   #8
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That is comical.
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Old 08-18-2012, 08:03 AM   #9
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So true
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Old 08-18-2012, 08:46 AM   #10
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Ground is green and the Jets unis are green....so Tim is directionaly correct!
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Old 08-18-2012, 09:01 AM   #11
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“Overall, Tebow and the ground share very similar characteristics and mindsets.”
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Old 08-18-2012, 09:15 AM   #12
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Cue the comedy experts to inform us that The Onion isn't funny.
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Old 08-18-2012, 09:33 AM   #13
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Cue the comedy experts to inform us that The Onion isn't funny.
I like satire in general and I usually like the Onion. But I do think this is a funny one liner idea stretched into a mind numbing article.
Plus its elbows are pointy.
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Old 08-18-2012, 09:40 AM   #14
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The most refreshing thing about this is that there are no Tebownites left on the Mane to come in here and turn this into a seven page whining thread.
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Old 08-18-2012, 10:00 AM   #15
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The most refreshing thing about this is that there are no Tebownites left on the Mane to come in here and turn this into a seven page whining thread.
Totally agree.
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Old 08-18-2012, 10:07 AM   #16
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"So tired of the circus"
Don't mind me folks, just adding another to the count...

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Old 08-18-2012, 11:19 AM   #17
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I like satire in general and I usually like the Onion. But I do think this is a funny one liner idea stretched into a mind numbing article.
Plus its elbows are pointy.
Then you really arent familiar with the onion then
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Old 08-18-2012, 11:23 AM   #18
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Ground for late round fantasy sleeper!
Wouldn't that be cool if you could take one team's "ground" in FF they way you take one teams defense? You get points for guessing which team will have the lowest completion percentage, not including interceptions.
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Old 08-18-2012, 11:26 AM   #19
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Then you really arent familiar with the onion then
No, I think he's right. The Onion has articles with funny headlines, and funny headlines with no articles. This would have been a better candidate for the latter.
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No, I think he's right. The Onion has articles with funny headlines, and funny headlines with no articles. This would have been a better candidate for the latter.
This is straight out the Onion Radio news. They are 45 second clips.
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Old 08-18-2012, 11:31 AM   #21
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So Tebows Jesus pose was really him looking at the ground and embracing his future favorite target in that ridiculously stupid picture taken a few years ago.
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Old 08-18-2012, 11:32 AM   #22
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This is straight out the Onion Radio news. They are 45 second clips.
Okay?

Let me revise it.

The Onion has articles with funny headlines, funny headlines with no articles, radio news, funny graphs, charts, cartoons and horoscopes.

This would have been better as a funny headline.
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Old 08-18-2012, 11:38 AM   #23
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Okay?

Let me revise it.

The Onion has articles with funny headlines, funny headlines with no articles, radio news, funny graphs, charts, cartoons and horoscopes.

This would have been better as a funny headline.
Give it a rest. Your tebow loves still oozes too much. Put a band-aid on your butt hurt and cross your fingers that it heals properly
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Old 08-18-2012, 11:49 AM   #24
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Give it a rest. Your tebow loves still oozes too much. Put a band-aid on your butt hurt and cross your fingers that it heals properly
Hey.

Lick me, superfan.
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Old 08-18-2012, 12:18 PM   #25
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Tim is just mad that no one would give baby Jesus a room and he had to sleep in a manger.

Once he is at peace with that he will be what that crasy dude who's dad saw Aliens (I forgot his name already) said he was.
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