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Old 08-08-2012, 01:15 PM   #1
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so Cutler and his reality TV girlfriend had a kid today. congratulations to the new mom and pop.



let's hope someday Cutler's kid becomes an NFL QB so Cutler will get the chance to turn in his kid's playbook, just like his dad before him!

too harsh? nah... it's Frown Cannon.
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Old 08-08-2012, 01:22 PM   #2
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I heard on the light rail that his baby cut in front of another baby in the line to the nursery.
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Old 08-08-2012, 01:29 PM   #3
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The baby would've been born sooner, but it was too busy listening to his iPod to get its act together.
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Old 08-08-2012, 01:38 PM   #4
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Old 08-08-2012, 01:40 PM   #5
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Old 08-08-2012, 01:53 PM   #6
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I heard Jay had to get his dad to cut the cord
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Old 08-08-2012, 02:15 PM   #8
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Old 08-08-2012, 02:25 PM   #9
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Congrats! Let's hope the bag falls far from the douche, so to speak.
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so Cutler and his reality TV girlfriend had a kid today. congratulations to the new mom and pop.



let's hope someday Cutler's kid becomes an NFL QB so Cutler will get the chance to turn in his kid's playbook, just like his dad before him!

too harsh? nah... it's Frown Cannon.
must have been a girl..it is in his genes..
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Old 08-08-2012, 02:38 PM   #11
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When it was born, he immediately wanted to be held and petted. He tried suckling some teet and swatted away a blanket the nurse tried to give him.

The baby, on the other hand, was fine.
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Old 08-08-2012, 02:41 PM   #12
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Looks like Gerald Celente



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Old 08-08-2012, 02:51 PM   #13
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Word is the baby has been crying non stop.














since Mcdaniels fielded a call on Matt Cassel.
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Old 08-08-2012, 03:09 PM   #14
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Looks like Gerald Celente





It looks like Rowan Atkinson....AKA Mr. bean
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Old 08-08-2012, 03:27 PM   #15
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It looks like Rowan Atkinson....AKA Mr. bean
Clearly, it also looks a little like Gerald Celente and if you are familiar with Gerald Celente it's kinda funny.
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Old 08-08-2012, 04:28 PM   #16
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I thought he'd look a bit more like this:

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He's going to have a crappy year now. Having a kid means getting woke up at night, having to learn how to be a daddy, and tons of things that could hurt his focus on football.
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Old 08-09-2012, 04:42 AM   #19
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Hope that kid likes oatmeal.
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My god, I had no idea we were still this Butt-hurt over Cutler. Seriously, we have Manning now. Time to move on.
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Old 08-09-2012, 05:21 AM   #22
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My god, I had no idea we were still this Butt-hurt over Cutler. Seriously, we have Manning now. Time to move on.
You've been here for 8 years now. How could you even pretend to act surprised?
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Old 08-09-2012, 05:29 AM   #23
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You've been here for 8 years now. How could you even pretend to act surprised?
Like I said, I had hoped that the excitement over the acquisition of Peyton ****ing Manning would help some people finally move on. I always try to hope for the best in my fellow Broncos fans.
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Old 08-09-2012, 05:53 AM   #24
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congratulations your boys swam upstream in a skank & now you have an un-planned child by someone you probably would not marry had she not gotten pregnant

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Old 08-09-2012, 08:41 AM   #25
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My god, I had no idea we were still this Butt-hurt over Cutler. Seriously, we have Manning now. Time to move on.
1) Cutler is an ex-Bronco. he left in a douchey way.
2) he had a kid YESTERDAY.
3) we play his new team TODAY.

if you don't see how 1) + 2) + 3) allows for a little bit of mocking of him, and that's really all that's been going on here, then you are just.. well... retarded.

we're not being butthurt. we're being topical. pronounced TOP-ICK-ALL. look it up. add it to your vocabulary. and stop being douchey.

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