Von Miller has a Party Onesie - The Orange Mane

BowlenBall · 06-01-2013, 12:22 AM

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/...ty-onesie.html

ZONA · 06-01-2013, 12:26 AM

chrisp · 06-01-2013, 12:38 AM

Von is doing us a public service - by showing us that even he can't look cool in a onesie, he is proving that they are evil and must be destroyed. All of them. Thank you Von, for helping to rid the world of this truly disturbing fashion trend.....

Chris · 06-01-2013, 05:17 AM

I want one.

jutang · 06-01-2013, 05:27 AM

Prancercise has been the secret to his success

ColoradoDarin · 06-01-2013, 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

I want one.

Do they have that in orange? Because I'm buying THAT.

Drunken.Broncoholic · 06-01-2013, 08:28 AM

Omar has the 80s boardshorts goin on

Swedish Extrovert · 06-01-2013, 10:41 AM

More disturbed by his Monroe piercing. Those things don't even look good on women, much less a 6'3" 245lb male.

Dr. Broncenstein · 06-01-2013, 10:51 AM

Von is such a rascal.

sirhcyennek81 · 06-01-2013, 10:56 AM

Why do I see Bronco fans wearing party onesies on gameday?

...

Dr. Broncenstein · 06-01-2013, 11:16 AM

Look at this f--king blipster.

Los Broncos · 06-01-2013, 11:53 AM

Lmao, Miller is a freak.

hades · 06-01-2013, 01:23 PM

Put some blue stripes on it and he could be like Evil Knievel!

WolfpackGuy · 06-01-2013, 01:24 PM

I certainly wouldn't call him out on it to his face.

24champ · 06-01-2013, 01:41 PM

Pro or Con to wearing that onesie: Everyone can see your dong outline…Dat Nguyen would never wear that.

(Stolen from the comments section)

Swedish Extrovert · 06-01-2013, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WolfpackGuy

I certainly wouldn't call him out on it to his face.

Pretty much. Von can be whatever he wants to be.

cutthemdown · 06-01-2013, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WolfpackGuy

I certainly wouldn't call him out on it to his face.

Von I bet can take some teasing and you would be fine.

cutthemdown · 06-01-2013, 02:05 PM

IMO Von comes off as a guy who doesn't take life too seriously. He likes to be silly and different and keep things lighthearted. If we all showed up to a practice wearing onesies I bet he would come over and talk to us and have a good time.

Swedish Extrovert · 06-01-2013, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cutthemdown

IMO Von comes off as a guy who doesn't take life too seriously. He likes to be silly and different and keep things lighthearted. If we all showed up to a practice wearing onesies I bet he would come over and talk to us and have a good time.

I take that as a dare.... are you coming up to camp at all this year?

colonelbeef · 06-01-2013, 02:08 PM

awesome

cutthemdown · 06-01-2013, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swedish Extrovert

I take that as a dare.... are you coming up to camp at all this year?

Orangemane Onesies? I will pass though and let the Denver locals do that one!

Swedish Extrovert · 06-01-2013, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cutthemdown

Orangemane Onesies? I will pass though and let the Denver locals do that one!

I was thinking like orange onesies with navy racing outlines.

Goobzilla · 06-02-2013, 07:19 AM

Hanging with Pornstars in Vegas and rockin' a onesie?
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!

baja · 06-02-2013, 09:10 AM

Would be funny if he donned a chicken suit.

Bronco Yoda · 06-02-2013, 09:52 AM

Where in the hell would you even find something like that in this size?

Go pop some tags grandpa style...

06-01-2013, 12:22 AM	#1
BowlenBall Owner. Philanthropist. Pimp. Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 4,381 Adopt-a-Bronco: Lucas Reed	Von Miller has a Party Onesie http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/...ty-onesie.html

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06-01-2013, 12:26 AM	#2
ZONA Ring of Famer If you smacked your screen, hahaha Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 7,492 Adopt-a-Bronco: Chris Harris

06-01-2013, 12:38 AM	#3
chrisp Friend of the unsung Not into the football......yet Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: London UK Posts: 1,304 Adopt-a-Bronco: Danny Trevathan	Von is doing us a public service - by showing us that even he can't look cool in a onesie, he is proving that they are evil and must be destroyed. All of them. Thank you Von, for helping to rid the world of this truly disturbing fashion trend.....

06-01-2013, 05:17 AM	#4
Chris Millenium Scrooge McDuck Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 7,541 Adopt-a-Bronco: OrlandoFranklin	I want one.

06-01-2013, 05:27 AM	#5
jutang Pro Bowler Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 653	Prancercise has been the secret to his success

06-01-2013, 08:28 AM	#7
Drunken.Broncoholic Steppin on feet Pickled in Orange and Blue Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Carmel Ca Posts: 6,601 Adopt-a-Bronco: LeLo Lang	Omar has the 80s boardshorts goin on

06-01-2013, 10:41 AM	#8
Swedish Extrovert President of the Universe Formerly known as mightysmurf Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Highlands Ranch Posts: 15,118 Adopt-a-Bronco: Joel Dreesen	More disturbed by his Monroe piercing. Those things don't even look good on women, much less a 6'3" 245lb male.

06-01-2013, 10:51 AM	#9
Dr. Broncenstein Oldeskool Homeskool Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sterile Fields Posts: 11,848 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Woodyard	Von is such a rascal.

06-01-2013, 10:56 AM	#10
sirhcyennek81 Yes...swooping is bad... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Florence, Colorado Posts: 20,768 Adopt-a-Bronco: All of them.	Why do I see Bronco fans wearing party onesies on gameday? ...

06-01-2013, 11:16 AM	#11
Dr. Broncenstein Oldeskool Homeskool Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sterile Fields Posts: 11,848 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Woodyard	Look at this f--king blipster.

06-01-2013, 11:53 AM	#12
Los Broncos Flaw Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Utah Posts: 18,803 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ryan Clady	Lmao, Miller is a freak.

06-01-2013, 01:23 PM	#13
hades Dallas biggest Bronco fan Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: They've done studies you know.... 60% of the time, it works every time Posts: 1,812	Put some blue stripes on it and he could be like Evil Knievel!

06-01-2013, 01:24 PM	#14
WolfpackGuy Call me, "Maybe" Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Delaware Posts: 5,694	I certainly wouldn't call him out on it to his face.

06-01-2013, 01:41 PM	#15
24champ Livin' the dream! Methwolfe Alliance Captain Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southern California Posts: 18,700 Adopt-a-Bronco: DomCasual	Pro or Con to wearing that onesie: Everyone can see your dong outline…Dat Nguyen would never wear that. (Stolen from the comments section)

06-01-2013, 02:05 PM	#18
cutthemdown A verbis ad verbera Zimm to HOF Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Long Beach Posts: 32,878	IMO Von comes off as a guy who doesn't take life too seriously. He likes to be silly and different and keep things lighthearted. If we all showed up to a practice wearing onesies I bet he would come over and talk to us and have a good time.

06-01-2013, 02:08 PM	#20
colonelbeef Lets be friend Elway is the new Jerry West Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: New York, NY Posts: 3,860 Adopt-a-Bronco: Derek Wolfe	awesome

06-02-2013, 07:19 AM	#23
Goobzilla Lights Out B*h! BA-ZING!!** Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Wellington Posts: 6,530 Adopt-a-Bronco: Mitch Erickson	Hanging with Pornstars in Vegas and rockin' a onesie? RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!

06-02-2013, 09:10 AM	#24
baja It is what it Is. Pay attention. Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: in a bunker Posts: 54,372 Adopt-a-Bronco: Julius Thomas	Would be funny if he donned a chicken suit.

06-02-2013, 09:52 AM	#25
Bronco Yoda . Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,275	Where in the hell would you even find something like that in this size? Go pop some tags grandpa style...