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Old 07-17-2012, 10:03 AM   #1
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funny "dark" stuff....beware, there is cussing involved

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found this from the lard - IAOFM
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Old 07-17-2012, 10:05 AM   #2
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4. The defense is somehow even ****tier. This was the 29th-ranked defense in football last season, and now they've lost pass rusher Kamerion Wimbley and CB Stanford Routt. Linebacker Rolando McClain, one of the few decent draft choices in Davis's twilight years, will begin the season in jail. Peyton Manning could have a tumor with eyes growing out of his neck and throw for 400 on this outfit.


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Old 07-17-2012, 10:24 AM   #3
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I like it and I usually don't like this Kissing Suzie Colber type of schtick, but I completely agree with all the points. at Matt Leinart section's last line.
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The depth behind McFadden is nonexistent. By Week 12, Palmer will be throwing the ball 60 times a game, and Darrius Heyward-Bey will drop 59 of those passes.

POW, POW!
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Old 07-17-2012, 10:36 AM   #5
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This guy is hilarious! Read this one:

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Old 07-17-2012, 11:54 AM   #6
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This guy is hilarious! Read this one:

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"Rivers sucked last year because we had a dog**** offensive line, so we signed Jared Gaither, who was released by the Kansas City Chiefs, which is like being thrown out of Cracker Barrel for being too white trash."

Even Chugger fans bust on K.C.'s mulletts!!
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Old 07-17-2012, 01:13 PM   #7
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This guy is hilarious! Read this one:

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That one is also epic. AJ Smith IS a wrinkly old penis.
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Old 07-17-2012, 01:35 PM   #8
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That one is also epic. AJ Smith IS a wrinkly old penis.
And if anyone knows what a wrinkly old penis looks like, it's Kaylore!
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Old 07-17-2012, 01:38 PM   #9
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And if anyone knows what a wrinkly old penis looks like, it's Kaylore!
since when did he become Catholic?

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Old 07-17-2012, 02:17 PM   #10
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Matt Leinart is the kind of player who signs with the Raiders and causes people to be like, "Whoa hey, maybe he'll go to Oakland and suddenly be good JIM PLUNKETT JIM PLUNKETT RABBLE RABBLE." Shut up. Go away. The idea of any player being magically rejuvenated because he came to Oakland is an old and tired myth. It's one of the many things about the Raiders that are old and tired—from the stadium to the Black Hole to the slogans. Also, Matt Leinart is ****ing horrid.
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Old 07-17-2012, 02:18 PM   #11
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Despite my admiration for Raider Milt's commitment to skull****ing b****es, there's nothing worse than Oakland fans who somehow think their team's history and choice of black apparel makes them magically more intimidating than any other NFL team.
I should have known better than to read this at work. It is questionable to be seen ROTFLMFAO at work.
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Old 07-17-2012, 02:39 PM   #12
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I do! During my mission, we volunteered at a nursing home for a time. There were some wrinkly genitals going on there. One old man named his AJ Smith, and this was a Korean man who had never watched a football game in his life. Go figure!
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Old 07-17-2012, 03:11 PM   #13
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I should have known better than to read this at work. It is questionable to be seen ROTFLMFAO at work.
I loved that part, I am a big fan of Raider Milt and his sterling work in the skull****ing department - the modern gentleman proving that chivalry is very much alive on the West Coast.
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God Damn that was annoying. I tried to make it through it. Honestly, I tried. These guys are idiots of the first degree.

Don't they realize their team SUCKS!!
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Yeah all I can say is "Wow" what a bunch of d-bags
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Old 07-19-2012, 11:53 AM   #17
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Our turn!

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He didn't have much negative to say other than Demaryius Thomas can only run in a straight line and how much he hates Manning and Elway.
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He didn't have much negative to say other than Demaryius Thomas can only run in a straight line and how much he hates Manning and Elway.
And Dreesen has obviously screwed his fantasy team on a regular basis.
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And Dreesen has obviously screwed his fantasy team on a regular basis.
That's tight ends, for ya. There are like three that are reliable.
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I hope you Broncos fans enjoy two to three years of going 11-5 before having to start all over again.
You know at this point I would love for the Broncos to go 11-5 win the division and make the playoffs. When they lose as of right now is not a concern of mine. it has just been so long since the NFL has viewed Denver as a good team. It would be great to have 11-5 to 12-4 teams the next 3 years and then pass the torch to Osweiler. To tell you the truth I always talked about winning a SB but at this point it is just gpoing to be great that Denver is relavent again.
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Old 08-02-2012, 01:47 PM   #23
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