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View Poll Results: Is your real name Chris and would you like to join my club?
Yes, my name is Chris and I will join your club! 15 28.30%
No my name is not Chris. Can I join anyway? 11 20.75%
My name is Chris but I won't join, it's ghey. 5 9.43%
It depends on what we do, but put me down for "maybe" 8 15.09%
I have no name. I am not restricted by mortal labels! 7 13.21%
Screw you guys! I'm starting my OWN club! 14 26.42%
Bench Brian Griese! 20 37.74%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 53. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 07-06-2012, 03:23 PM   #1
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I am going to be starting a council of Chris'. Be honest! or don't....


EDIT: The council invites have been sent out with the bylaws. Again, all Chris' are members whether they like it or not! Participation isn't mandatory, but membership is. Post your titles and responsibilities once completed.

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Old 07-06-2012, 03:24 PM   #2
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Yes, although slightly alternative spelling hope that won't be discriminated against.
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Old 07-06-2012, 03:27 PM   #3
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Yes, although slightly alternative spelling hope that won't be discriminated against.
It depends on how many we get of the normal kind. There will be many things to rule on. Many officers and guest speakers will be chosen. There will also be votes where only the Chris' will count.

The CoC will make regular rulings throughout the season.
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Old 07-06-2012, 03:28 PM   #4
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This is nomenclatural profiling, and I object on principle. Yes I made that word up.
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Old 07-06-2012, 03:29 PM   #5
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This is nomenclatural profiling, and I object on principle. Yes I made that word up.
We will vote on this.
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Old 07-06-2012, 03:32 PM   #6
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We will vote on this.
I worry about the amount of voting you are proposing, it is greatly distressing - choices should if at all possible be limited to the barest of minimums and if a choice must be presented all but the desired option should be so unpalatable to the masses the desired outcome is guaranteed.
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Old 07-06-2012, 03:48 PM   #7
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All people named Chris are pansies....

I'm sorry, that's just the way I feel.

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Old 07-06-2012, 04:38 PM   #8
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Warm it up.
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Old 07-06-2012, 04:44 PM   #9
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Please give me CoC

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I worry about the amount of voting you are proposing, it is greatly distressing - choices should if at all possible be limited to the barest of minimums and if a choice must be presented all but the desired option should be so unpalatable to the masses the desired outcome is guaranteed.
I'd like to propose a vote to consider a vote to vote on the legality of run on sentences while canadian while typing with one hand while crawling through the legs of a small mexican none of which should be allowed on CoC principle unless you are a chinese canadian member in which case you would be a cCoCc.
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Old 07-06-2012, 05:02 PM   #11
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I'd like to propose a vote to consider a vote to vote on the legality of run on sentences while canadian while typing with one hand while crawling through the legs of a small mexican none of which should be allowed on CoC principle unless you are a chinese canadian member in which case you would be a cCoCc.
Isn't that a tailbone?
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Old 07-06-2012, 05:46 PM   #12
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It has been asked, and as a compromise I'm going to allow some middle-name Chris' to count as 3/5ths of a person.
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Old 07-06-2012, 05:58 PM   #13
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In the beginning there was STEVE and EVE!

Steve hijack! Where ya at fellas?!
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Old 07-06-2012, 06:12 PM   #14
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My name is Chris. Middle name Michael.

Yeah. Im that awesome. Two saints, b****es.

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Old 07-06-2012, 06:18 PM   #15
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Please give me CoC


Funny story. Or horrifying, depending on where you rank on the Kinsey scale...

Anyhoo, when I was about 25 I had a tshirt that had KOK on the front. Went to a bar in Springs and had a guy follow me around all night making really bad kok/coc jokes. When I reached a sufficient level of drunkenness, he asked, "Please, give me the KOK". And I said well if you want it so badly go for it. Im not coordinated enough to stop you. Or so I think I said. At that point I am not entirely sure how smooth I was.

Dated the guy for 6 months until he moved to Pa. See him when I go back to Pbgh. FWB all because of one sweet ass KOK shirt.

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Old 07-06-2012, 06:22 PM   #16
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Funny story. Or horrifying, depending on where you rank on the Kinsey scale...

Anyhoo, when I was about 25 I had a tshirt that had KOK on the front. Went to a bar in Springs and had a guy follow me around all night making really bad kok/coc jokes. When I reached a sufficient level of drunkenness, he asked, "Please, give me the KOK". And I said well if you want it so badly go for it. Im not coordinated enough to stop you. Or so I think I said. At that point I am not entirely sure how smooth I was.

Dated the guy for 6 months until he moved to Pa. See him when I go back to Pbgh. FWB all because of one sweet ass KOK shirt.

That was a heart-warming story.
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Old 07-06-2012, 06:24 PM   #17
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Chris is the name of Pat's significant other.
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Old 07-06-2012, 07:26 PM   #18
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Oohh!! Oohh!! I'm one! I'm one!
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Old 07-06-2012, 07:39 PM   #19
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I am going to be starting a council of Chris'. Be honest! or don't....
What is this ... a Chinese restaurant?? Four choices is one too many!
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Old 07-06-2012, 07:40 PM   #20
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Old 07-06-2012, 09:07 PM   #21
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Steve hijack! Where ya at fellas?!
I say we start are own Steve Club and show these Chris dudes how it is done.
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Isn't BPC a Chris? Or no?
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