The best place to pick up chicks. - The Orange Mane

sirhcyennek81 · 06-21-2012, 12:25 AM

At a gay bar.

Yes, really.

Bacchus · 06-21-2012, 01:05 AM

I watched the whole video, I was messmerized.

canadianbroncosfan · 06-21-2012, 02:43 AM

Doesn't seem there is that much of a plethora of tang at "Wally World", the only chicks in this video are the ones he went there with.

Pony Boy · 06-21-2012, 07:43 AM

Right and while this is going on the rest of his crew is shoplifting everything in the store .......

hambone13 · 06-21-2012, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Willynowei

I think the name of the "artist" says it all. I'm sure that's where he finds his best talent. http://no1sicko.com/walmart2.htm

Dr. Broncenstein · 06-21-2012, 07:58 AM

People who annoy you are less likely to be encountered at Target.

Beantown Bronco · 06-21-2012, 08:00 AM

oubronco · 06-21-2012, 08:11 AM

baja · 06-21-2012, 08:29 AM

breed consume die

Smiling Assassin27 · 06-21-2012, 08:37 AM

Lamaze Class, great place to pick up women...

---Mark Harmon in Summer School

Chris · 06-21-2012, 08:41 AM

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I like the Euro house version

BroncoBen · 06-21-2012, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by sirhcyennek81

At a gay bar.

Yes, really.

Actully this is where alot of the really Hot Girls go.. My sister used to tell me her and her girlfriends would go there for 'Girls night out' to 'dance' and have fun without worring about guys trying to pick them up.

When I was younger and in the hunt... My best place was the laundrymat or supermarket. Easy places to bring up casual conversation.

Beantown Bronco · 06-21-2012, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by BroncoBen

Actully this is where alot of the really Hot Girls go.. My sister used to tell me her and her girlfriends would go there for 'Girls night out' to 'dance' and have fun without worring about guys trying to pick them up.

Which makes it a terrible place to pick up women, as they're purposely going there to avoid being picked up and will view it as an annoyance at the very least.

Meck77 · 06-21-2012, 08:59 AM

Yoga studios fellas. Ratio of women to men is generally about 90% women. Won't find a healthier group of gals who are calmer, aware, and to be it bluntly not insane.

Powderaddict · 06-21-2012, 09:10 AM

Um,........yeah.

Would not hit.

enjolras · 06-21-2012, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by sirhcyennek81

At a gay bar.

Yes, really.

My wife and I spend a lot of time hanging out with friends at Broadways in Denver. You're not entirely incorrect

enjolras · 06-21-2012, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Beantown Bronco

Which makes it a terrible place to pick up women, as they're purposely going there to avoid being picked up and will view it as an annoyance at the very least.

Your forgetting the alcohol/sobriety split. When they were sober they didn't want to be hit on. Now they are not sober, and things are a bit different

Also while we're on the subject: If your goal is ever to just get black-out drunk, gay-bars are the place to be. I have no idea why, but basically every gay bar I've been to has really cheap drinks that they pour really strong.

I really miss J.R.'s...

Chris · 06-21-2012, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by enjolras

Also while we're on the subject: If your goal is ever to just get black-out drunk, gay-bars are the place to be. I have no idea why, but basically every gay bar I've been to has really cheap drinks that they pour really strong.

Beantown Bronco · 06-21-2012, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by enjolras

Also while we're on the subject: If your goal is ever to just get black-out drunk, gay-bars are the place to be.

Ummmm, well, my ass disagrees.

enjolras · 06-21-2012, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Beantown Bronco

Ummmm, well, my ass disagrees.

I may not be pretty enough, but I haven't been raped even one time

Beantown Bronco · 06-21-2012, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by enjolras

I may not be pretty enough, but I haven't been raped even one time

If you were truly black out drunk, you wouldn't remember. Just ask Perrish Cox and D. Thomas.

DomCasual · 06-21-2012, 11:40 AM

4:20 is where it starts. Watch and learn.

bronco militia · 06-21-2012, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by DomCasual

4:20 is where it starts. Watch and learn.

awesome vid.....

but not enough Pat Morita

Drunken.Broncoholic · 06-21-2012, 12:11 PM

Anyone who's ever lived in the Bay Area(SF) would understand this. The Marina District Safeway. They even based a Cameron Diaz movie after the chicks that buy eggs and bread in high heels. Women everywhere in there.

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06-21-2012, 12:25 AM	#2
sirhcyennek81 Yes...swooping is bad... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Florence, Colorado Posts: 20,678 Adopt-a-Bronco: All of them.	At a gay bar. Yes, really.

06-21-2012, 01:05 AM	#3
Bacchus I'm buying Natasha Romanoff Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 5,227 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Manning	I watched the whole video, I was messmerized.

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canadianbroncosfan Ring of Famer METHWOLFE ALLIANCE- FOREIGN AFFAIRS Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Edmonton, AB, Canada Posts: 2,845 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	Doesn't seem there is that much of a plethora of tang at "Wally World", the only chicks in this video are the ones he went there with.

06-21-2012, 07:43 AM	#5
Pony Boy "Whoa Nellie" Rub some dirt on it Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 6,311 Adopt-a-Bronco: mellon head	Right and while this is going on the rest of his crew is shoplifting everything in the store .......

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Dr. Broncenstein Overdriven Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sterile Fields Posts: 11,622 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Woodyard	People who annoy you are less likely to be encountered at Target.

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baja It is what it Is. Pay attention. Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 53,907 Adopt-a-Bronco: Buy My Book	breed consume die

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Smiling Assassin27 STOP! KIPER TIME! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 10,978 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	Lamaze Class, great place to pick up women... ---Mark Harmon in Summer School

06-21-2012, 08:41 AM	#12
Chris Millenium Scrooge McDuck Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 7,501 Adopt-a-Bronco: OrlandoFranklin	WalawalawalawalaWORLD WalawalawalawalaWORLD Walawalawalawalawalawalawalawalawalawalawalawalawa lawalaWORLD I like the Euro house version

06-21-2012, 08:59 AM	#15
Meck77 Ring of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 16,312	Yoga studios fellas. Ratio of women to men is generally about 90% women. Won't find a healthier group of gals who are calmer, aware, and to be it bluntly not insane.

06-21-2012, 09:10 AM	#16
Powderaddict Pro Bowler Go Broncos!! Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Western CO Posts: 618 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	Um,........yeah. Would not hit.

06-21-2012, 11:40 AM	#23
DomCasual The Dude abides. Shameless Homer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Cocytus Posts: 13,173 Adopt-a-Bronco: Gus Frerotte	4:20 is where it starts. Watch and learn.

06-21-2012, 12:11 PM	#25
Drunken.Broncoholic Steppin on feet Pickled in Orange and Blue Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Carmel Ca Posts: 6,279 Adopt-a-Bronco: LeLo Lang	Anyone who's ever lived in the Bay Area(SF) would understand this. The Marina District Safeway. They even based a Cameron Diaz movie after the chicks that buy eggs and bread in high heels. Women everywhere in there.