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Old 06-20-2012, 11:55 PM   #1
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Old 06-21-2012, 12:25 AM   #2
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At a gay bar.

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Old 06-21-2012, 01:05 AM   #3
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I watched the whole video, I was messmerized.
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Old 06-21-2012, 02:43 AM   #4
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Doesn't seem there is that much of a plethora of tang at "Wally World", the only chicks in this video are the ones he went there with.
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Old 06-21-2012, 07:43 AM   #5
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Right and while this is going on the rest of his crew is shoplifting everything in the store .......
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Old 06-21-2012, 07:46 AM   #6
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I think the name of the "artist" says it all. I'm sure that's where he finds his best talent. http://no1sicko.com/walmart2.htm
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Old 06-21-2012, 07:58 AM   #7
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Old 06-21-2012, 08:00 AM   #8
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Old 06-21-2012, 08:11 AM   #9
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Old 06-21-2012, 08:29 AM   #10
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Old 06-21-2012, 08:37 AM   #11
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Old 06-21-2012, 08:41 AM   #12
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Old 06-21-2012, 08:51 AM   #13
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At a gay bar.

Yes, really.

Actully this is where alot of the really Hot Girls go.. My sister used to tell me her and her girlfriends would go there for 'Girls night out' to 'dance' and have fun without worring about guys trying to pick them up.

When I was younger and in the hunt... My best place was the laundrymat or supermarket. Easy places to bring up casual conversation.
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Old 06-21-2012, 08:59 AM   #14
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Actully this is where alot of the really Hot Girls go.. My sister used to tell me her and her girlfriends would go there for 'Girls night out' to 'dance' and have fun without worring about guys trying to pick them up.
Which makes it a terrible place to pick up women, as they're purposely going there to avoid being picked up and will view it as an annoyance at the very least.
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Old 06-21-2012, 08:59 AM   #15
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Yoga studios fellas. Ratio of women to men is generally about 90% women. Won't find a healthier group of gals who are calmer, aware, and to be it bluntly not insane.
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Old 06-21-2012, 09:10 AM   #16
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Old 06-21-2012, 09:19 AM   #17
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At a gay bar.

Yes, really.

My wife and I spend a lot of time hanging out with friends at Broadways in Denver. You're not entirely incorrect
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Old 06-21-2012, 09:21 AM   #18
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Which makes it a terrible place to pick up women, as they're purposely going there to avoid being picked up and will view it as an annoyance at the very least.
Your forgetting the alcohol/sobriety split. When they were sober they didn't want to be hit on. Now they are not sober, and things are a bit different

Also while we're on the subject: If your goal is ever to just get black-out drunk, gay-bars are the place to be. I have no idea why, but basically every gay bar I've been to has really cheap drinks that they pour really strong.

I really miss J.R.'s...
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Old 06-21-2012, 09:24 AM   #19
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Also while we're on the subject: If your goal is ever to just get black-out drunk, gay-bars are the place to be. I have no idea why, but basically every gay bar I've been to has really cheap drinks that they pour really strong.


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Old 06-21-2012, 09:38 AM   #20
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Also while we're on the subject: If your goal is ever to just get black-out drunk, gay-bars are the place to be.
Ummmm, well, my ass disagrees.
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Ummmm, well, my ass disagrees.
I may not be pretty enough, but I haven't been raped even one time
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Old 06-21-2012, 09:49 AM   #22
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I may not be pretty enough, but I haven't been raped even one time
If you were truly black out drunk, you wouldn't remember. Just ask Perrish Cox and D. Thomas.
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Old 06-21-2012, 11:40 AM   #23
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Old 06-21-2012, 12:04 PM   #24
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Old 06-21-2012, 12:11 PM   #25
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Anyone who's ever lived in the Bay Area(SF) would understand this. The Marina District Safeway. They even based a Cameron Diaz movie after the chicks that buy eggs and bread in high heels. Women everywhere in there.
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