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Old 07-12-2016, 05:27 PM   #1
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Default Bach party

Setting up a Bach party and curious if anyone has ever used MyDenverDiamonds for their evening "entertainment" before? Need some advice or recommendations.

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Old 07-12-2016, 05:43 PM   #2
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It's a bad thing when I'd have to Google every phrase in a post just to understand what the heck it's talking about.
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Yeah...I thought about a classical music party and was about to try to get on the guest list...but alas that's not hit and the ladies would be telling me to put my cloths back on...lol
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Old 07-12-2016, 05:49 PM   #4
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My friend used them (seriously, it was my friend). Vyxsinn was their stripper (picture below). He said she was just okay.

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Old 07-12-2016, 05:58 PM   #5
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Bach Party: A party in which a host and his or her guests listen to classical music whilst injecting heroin.

-from Urban Dictionary.

I would've been interested a few years ago.
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Old 07-12-2016, 05:59 PM   #6
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Old 07-12-2016, 06:10 PM   #7
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Old 07-12-2016, 06:20 PM   #8
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Old 07-12-2016, 08:20 PM   #9
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Oh man... My apologies. Bachelor party... Looking for strippers... Not sure why I wasn't more blunt to begin with.
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Old 07-12-2016, 08:39 PM   #10
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That right there is one of the best kept sex secrets there is. Warning. Learn how to do it and you will need plastic sheets.
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Old 07-12-2016, 08:43 PM   #11
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Bach Party: A party in which a host and his or her guests listen to classical music whilst injecting heroin.

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I would've been interested a few years ago.
Like 300 years ago.

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Old 07-12-2016, 11:29 PM   #12
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My advice would be get the groom drunk, get him laid, take pics of it, post it on facebook, fiance calls the wedding off, you just saved the man.


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Like 300 years ago.

"If it's not baroque, don't fix it!"
That was incredibly nerdy...I love it.
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Old 07-13-2016, 11:41 AM   #14
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Oh man... My apologies. Bachelor party... Looking for strippers... Not sure why I wasn't more blunt to begin with.
No blunts...heroin only.
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Old 07-13-2016, 11:49 AM   #15
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Bach Party: A party in which a host and his or her guests listen to classical music whilst injecting heroin.

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I would've been interested a few years ago.
I listened to all my old Tchaikovsky Symphonies I had on LP's while we painted our kitchen. Nothing injected just the normal cocktail of goofballs.
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Old 07-13-2016, 12:05 PM   #16
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That right there is one of the best kept sex secrets there is. Warning. Learn how to do it and you will need plastic sheets.
Correct.... More ladies derived mass pleasure from a single swayze finger swipe than an entire platoon of nam soldier hogs.
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Old 07-13-2016, 06:04 PM   #18
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I listened to all my old Tchaikovsky Symphonies I had on LP's while we painted our kitchen. Nothing injected just the normal cocktail of goofballs.
Nice. I never learned to play an instrument but I'm a pretty big classical fan. Been putting on Chopin every time I get on the highway lately. Especially during rush hour. Definitely helps
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Old 07-13-2016, 06:15 PM   #19
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It's a bad thing when I'd have to Google every phrase in a post just to understand what the heck it's talking about.
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Go the strippers, my friend.... Go, to the strippers.
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