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Old 04-29-2012, 07:30 PM   #1
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Default 5 ways the Chiefs are better than the Donks

1. Mark Kasl > Peyton Manning.

Yes, I lead off with this and no I am currently not smoking drugs (at the moment). The main reason that I post this is because Peyton Manning is 1 big hit away from becoming Stephen Hawking or Christopher Reeves (pre-death). After him on the depth chart you have Hanie... a UFA from the passing powerhouse known as Colorado State.

Perhaps after that Manning broke dick snaps his neck again, we can pick off Hanie 3 like we did last season while he was filling in for Cutler. In the end, if Kasl goes down it only makes this team better. WAY more upside.

2. Romeo Crennel > John Fox

Crennel has 5 Super Bowl Rings. John Fox has none.

3. KC's WR >>> the pile of arena football rejects that make up the Denver WR corps

Bowe, Baldwin, Breaston, and a healthy Moeaki make a receiving core that Denver could only wish for. Only 1 guy on your squad (stokely) has caught for more than 1k yards in a season and he is old as hell now. In fact, none of your other receivers have had over 1,200 yards receiving for their entire career... including guys who have been in the league for over 5 years.

Anyone remember this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSjhZWXhdjw

4. KC DBs > Denver DBs

Even with Brandon Carr gone off to Dallas, KCs backfield will be demolishing opposing QBs. I'm calling it right now, KC has a 3 pick game against Denver in one of their two match ups.

Champ Bailey hits a wall this year. Tracey Porter is an above average CB but he is all alone in the backfield.

5. KC D-Line > Denver O-Line

Your O-Line is a sive. Hali is gonna be the one that severs Manning's spinal cord, and your season. Clady doesn't stand a chance unless he keeps ripping at Hali's mask or essentially choking him as he passes by.

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In the end, KC will have a better record. Manning's career will be over and there is no Timmy Christ to bring some of his holy magic and breathe life back into your franchise.

One more time for good measure. Manning will either not finish the season or will miss a large amount of games. Horseface will become the best option at QB as soon as it happens too.

**** the Broncos.


Betcha I get a bunch of replies calling me a homo or something but nothing refuting anything I posted.

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Old 04-29-2012, 07:34 PM   #2
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You are a complete idiot thats all

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So anyway. I was blasting this dude in the ass and he said he loved me.

Not sure how to process that.

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Old 04-29-2012, 07:38 PM   #6
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Anybody got a picture of the fatboy who couldn't play in conference usa?
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Old 04-29-2012, 07:41 PM   #7
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So anyway. I was blasting this dude in the ass and he said he loved me.

Not sure how to process that.

His ass is a sive?
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His ass is a sive?

Is now.

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Old 04-29-2012, 07:43 PM   #9
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Your arrows are crooked and made of Nerf.

And at least spell your QBs name right.

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Old 04-29-2012, 07:48 PM   #12
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5 Ways the Chargers are better than both your **** teams.

1. Rivers > Manning or Castle
2. Our Running Back has never suffered a serious knee injury
3. Best FA signings in the division
4. Best draft in the division
5. Josh McDaniels has never been an option for Head Coach here
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Old 04-29-2012, 07:49 PM   #13
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Old 04-29-2012, 07:51 PM   #14
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5 Ways the Chargers are better than both your **** teams.

1. Rivers > Manning or Castle
2. Our Running Back has never suffered a serious knee injury
3. Best FA signings in the division
4. Best draft in the division
5. Josh McDaniels has never been an option for Head Coach here
They found a new strain of herpes that was spawned in Pacific Beach. Did you use a wet wipe before coming onto this site?
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Old 04-29-2012, 07:52 PM   #15
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5 Ways the Chargers are better than both your **** teams.

1. Rivers > Manning or Castle
2. Our Running Back has never suffered a serious knee injury
3. Best FA signings in the division
4. Best draft in the division
5. Josh McDaniels has never been an option for Head Coach here
Jackson > Meacham + Royal
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Old 04-29-2012, 07:52 PM   #16
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They found a new strain of herpes that was spawned in Pacific Beach. Did you use a wet wipe before coming onto this site?
Oh wow good zinger.

u got me hard bro
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Any QB in the league is 1 big hit away from his career being over. That **** is getting old. Oh, also, no team in the league is winning the Superbowl if their QB gets hurt, so everyone is in the same boat as us.
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Great. Doesn't argue against my point.
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Little early for division rival smack. And lame. But whatever floats your boat.

And speaking of floating boats...

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Oh wow good zinger.

u got me hard bro
Rumor has it this is the only way you like it.
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5 Ways the Chargers are better than both your **** teams.

1. Rivers > Manning or Castle
2. Our Running Back has never suffered a serious knee injury
3. Best FA signings in the division
4. Best draft in the division
5. Josh McDaniels has never been an option for Head Coach here
1. At throwing picks.
2. Ronnie Hillman has an injured Knee?
3. Lol, you have to be ****ing kidding me.
4. Probably.
5. I hope Norv stays forever.
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Old 04-29-2012, 07:55 PM   #22
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Great. Doesn't argue against my point.
I guess if we are looking at signings and not the whole offseason period then...still no.
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I guess if we are looking at signings and not the whole offseason period then...still no.
Tell me which AFC West team had better FA signings that San Diego, and list them please.
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So anyway. I was blasting this dude in the ass and he said he loved me.

Not sure how to process that.

Threw up a little.
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Tell me which AFC West team had better FA signings that San Diego, and list them please.

How many superbowl titles has SD won. And list them, please.


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