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Old 04-28-2012, 12:29 AM   #1
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Default Threesome? Advice thead.

So, did anypne go out and get stupid drunk like I did after our picks?

I have somehow secured a threesome with 2 chicks. I think we should all take this as a lesson that willpower and the right attitude pay off in the end.

God bless you all and God bless Guiness.

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Old 04-28-2012, 12:30 AM   #2
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So, did anypne go out and get stupid drunk like I did after our picks?

I have somehow secured a threesome with 2 chicks. I think we should all take this as a lesson that willpower and the right attitude pay off in the end.

God bless you all and God bless Guiness.
That Brock Osweiler pick is already paying dividends....
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Old 04-28-2012, 12:31 AM   #3
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Old 04-28-2012, 12:34 AM   #4
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So you had or are about to have a threesome with two whores (wear a condom because they are definitely whores) and you are on here? Okay...
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Old 04-28-2012, 12:35 AM   #6
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Old 04-28-2012, 12:44 AM   #7
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So you had or are about to have a threesome with two whores (wear a condom because they are definitely whores) and you are on here? Okay...
No. I have secured it for the Bengals weekend in Cincy before the game.

Here is the story...
The Broncos helped me secure this. So this girl that I dated way back lives in Cincy and I was all like hey!it's like a five hour drive for me to come up ther and catch the game. After about an hour long facebook chat she reveals to me she is somewhat kind of interested in experimented with girls.

So, I suggest that she doesn't go full lez staright up and tries a threesome to kind of ease into the whole thing of girl on girl. She buys into it and about an hour later she had picked one of her friends who would be down and she asks me if I would be the guy in this menage.

I'm not gonna lie, it is a little intimidating but I feel like it is my duty to partake. A threesome with two chicks is a conquest that not many get to claim.
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Old 04-28-2012, 12:57 AM   #8
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I have to bump this because I feel lije I could use the advice.

Has anyone ever been involved ina threesome? And we're not talking about a Devil's threesome, this is girl girl guy.

Any suggestions would be helpful.
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Old 04-28-2012, 01:02 AM   #9
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I have to bump this because I feel lije I could use the advice.

Has anyone ever been involved ina threesome? And we're not talking about a Devil's threesome, this is girl girl guy.

Any suggestions would be helpful.
I would let them warm up and set the tempo first then slide in. No need to hurry, enjoy like Tom Green would.
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Old 04-28-2012, 01:04 AM   #10
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So, did anypne go out and get stupid drunk like I did after our picks?

I have somehow secured a threesome with 2 chicks. I think we should all take this as a lesson that willpower and the right attitude pay off in the end.

God bless you all and God bless Guiness.

Read on...
I had a threesome once, I couldn't get used to looking at the other guys hairy ass though.
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Old 04-28-2012, 01:11 AM   #11
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Don't mess it up, wanna hear a great story?

When i was in college, before i lost my virginity, and while i was still the most hardcore christian kid, a girl and her friend physically straddled me to initiate a threesome (one kissing down my chest while unbuttoning my shirt, other was kissing her). I pushed the both of them off, and drunk, with my shirt entirely off and my belt unbuckled, ran out of the room because i wanted to stay a virgin and save myself for Pilar, a girl i was seeing at the time.

Pilar (who also said she was a virgin) ****ed some hippy with a guitar a month later. Story of my freshman year.
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Old 04-28-2012, 01:12 AM   #12
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Hey when you are done, are you going to post pics, because on the OM there is a long standing rule about such things...
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I had a threesome once, I couldn't get used to looking at the other guys hairy ass though.
When i get offered this and i ask my buddy, dude, what the hell, you want to share her with me? That type of guy often answers "hell yeah man, and i know you'd do the same for me" and i'm like... uh... wait... no, no, thanks, i'll just not take this favor because i aint' returnin it.
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Old 04-28-2012, 01:21 AM   #14
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don't do like Travis Henry man, wear a condom and then make them swallow.
but most importantly, drag it out as long as possible. this might be the only threesome you have ever again.
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don't do like Travis Henry man, wear a condom and then make them swallow.
but most importantly, drag it out as long as possible. this might be the only threesome you have ever again.
If god wanted you to wear rubbers he wouldn't have made anal.
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Old 04-28-2012, 01:33 AM   #16
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If god wanted you to wear rubbers he wouldn't have made anal.
you don't trust drunk hoochies unless one of them is your girlfriend and the other her friend and you know where both have been.
other than that, you wrap it up and ram away. don't need to be catching anything you can't get rid of nor knock up any chick you have to pay child support for. if you're going to get a girl pregnant it's best to be planned for and accounted for in the wallet area.
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Old 04-28-2012, 01:41 AM   #17
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Lmao aw man. Never had a threesome. But I've done the tag team a couple times. Fock Bruck
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Old 04-28-2012, 05:17 AM   #20
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My waitress last night was all about it and gave me tips.

At least it isn't a devil's threeway.
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Old 04-28-2012, 05:41 AM   #21
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Viagra!!! If you do this these chicks will remember that night forever. Oh and since you'll probably never get this change again anyway, try to get away with anything you can. You know what i'm talking about...
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This is awesome. In other news i have a 2015 orgy totally ready! Traded a laptop to a girlband.
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I had a threesome once, I couldn't get used to looking at the other guys hairy ass though.
you should have passed on that Devil's Threeway. some images will stick with you until your deathbed.
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I have to bump this because I feel lije I could use the advice.

Has anyone ever been involved ina threesome? And we're not talking about a Devil's threesome, this is girl girl guy.

Any suggestions would be helpful.
This is my favorite post of this thread. Why? Because for some reason he had to lead with "I have to bump this" even though the last post was made only 10 minutes before......by him.
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