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Old 04-18-2012, 09:01 PM   #1
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Default OT: Most unhealthy thing you've eaten

I was just reading an article about the most unhealthy chain burgers and it got me thinking about how my accomplishments rank. I'm a happy fat guy but my wife gripes a lot so I've recently gotten a new BBQ grill and I'm gonna work towards less fried foods and whatnot. I probably won't be trying anything people happen to mention but I'm curious how bad things get. I've seen some of those things on the Man vs Food show but I'm curious what people have actually eaten.

My "meh" moment was a... 2-3 lb burger in Warsaw Missouri called a cow patty. Everyone was acting like it was a feat but I thought it was just a big burger, nothing too impressive.

My pride moment is one I had at an aptly named restaurant in West Palm Beach called the Grease Bar. The burger was the Grease Beast. Their online menu describes it as

A Grease original not for the faint of heart. Our signature Cheeseburger
stacked between 2 Bacon & Grilled Cheese Sandwiches, piled high with
french fries & onion rings, Ranch Dressing, Cheese Sauce


It was a big burger to start with but the rest just put it over the top. The grilled cheeses were greasy as could be, the french fries and onion rings on the same burger seemed a bit much, but the absurd amount of ranch dressing and cheese sauce it had actually gagged me at one point. It's just two flavors that don't go together well and there was just SO MUCH. I can't complain about the bacon that was in it.

So what have you guys tried that would make your cardiologist cringe? Anything we're all missing out on?
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Old 04-18-2012, 09:08 PM   #2
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In El Paso I ate refried porkfat. It sounds gross...but its so ****ing good.

And once (20th birthday) I ate 45 beef and chicken tacos. I almost exploded.

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I ate out a 34 year old woman who had more hair on her meow mix than Cat Stevens did on his head.
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In El Paso I ate refried porkfat. It sounds gross...but its so ****ing good.

And once (20th birthday) I ate 45 beef and chicken tacos. I almost exploded.

Is refried porkfat those crackling things I've heard about?

And 45 tacos... man... I thought I was accomplishing something to do the 50 wings at Hooters. 45 tacos is an accomplishment...
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I ate out a 34 year old woman who had more hair on her meow mix than Cat Stevens did on his head.
While not what we were going for... your description might qualify you for the most unhealthy, surely.
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Old 04-18-2012, 09:22 PM   #7
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I ate out a 34 year old woman who had more hair on her meow mix than Cat Stevens did on his head.
Damn dude! That's a lot of hair......!
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Damn dude! That's a lot of hair......!
Ooh, baby baby it was a wild wooooooom.
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I ate out a 34 year old woman who had more hair on her meow mix than Cat Stevens did on his head.

That's interesting. I once met a guy with Don King's fro growing out of his asscrack...and well...

*Edit for sanity of straight's that frequent the board. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. Non pointy knees. Bacon. chocolate and peanut butter.*

I can empathize with a cat now.

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That's interesting. I once met a guy with Don King's fro growing out of his asscrack...and well...

*Edit for sanity of straight's that frequent the board. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. Non pointy knees. Bacon. chocolate and peanut butter.*

I can empathize with a cat now.

True story.

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Is refried porkfat those crackling things I've heard about?

And 45 tacos... man... I thought I was accomplishing something to do the 50 wings at Hooters. 45 tacos is an accomplishment...

Oh man. Moving was painful. All because I decided winning a bet for $10 was worth the three days of indigestion and world shattering ripped ass it created.

Never again.

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Old 04-18-2012, 10:01 PM   #12
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When I was 16 and working a McDonalds we had a Chicken McNugget eating competition. I did 41 or 42 however I placed the third. The winner finished three 20 piece McNugget baskets and then had two apple pies for dessert.
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I smoked a bunch of hash on thanksgiving and ate an entire 3lb bag of knockoff fruity pebbles.
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9 deep fried cheese balls the size of baseballs with cokes and jalapeno poppers in about 3 minutes.
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40 hot wings at hooters during the wing Wednesday all you can eat.
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Stop b****in. You had nature's dental floss.
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At least no can wonder why we're the second fattest nation in the world.
If people dont medicate with drugs, T.V, or sex...it's food...and if you dont medicate at all? **** you! What wrong with you?
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Old 04-19-2012, 12:11 AM   #18
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First night in country (Turkey) I ate the mixed grill in Instanbull... No telling what was in that or what I was thinking at the time. Actualy any of the food I ate in Turkey the two years I was stationed there probably would make me gag now.
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I ate one of those doughnut cheeseburgers to celebrate something or other sometime. It was awful. Only once for the experience.
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The other day I thought vienna sausages and baconnaise would taste good. A couple bites of that and I realized I had wasted 6 bucks.

As for things I finished:



And no, I did not get fat again.
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3 Cheesesteaks from Jim's Steaks in Philly......so good but you can feel your heart stopping while eating it.
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a full pint of nice, cold sausage gravy - straight out of the fridge. When I was 11 or 12 - on a bet. A really lame, $1 or $2 bet from my cousin.
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