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Old 04-05-2012, 06:51 PM   #1
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Default Darn Russian -Zombie Attack

Ever since the game Resident Evil and the movie 28 Days Later breathed new light into the zombie attack genre, America has been on something of an obsessive kick. We all played Plants vs. Zombies. We've designed exercise routines to help keep us safe from the zombie apocalypse. There are even zombie attack bedsheets. Thankfully, though, a zombie attack is an impossibility. Or is it?

Russian President Vladmir Putin confirmed that his country is working on the creation of an electromagnetic gun that attacks its target's central nervous system, putting them in what we hope is a temporary, zombie-like state. According to Russian defense minister Anatoly Serdyukov, "when it was used for dispersing a crowd and it was focused on a man, his body temperature went up immediately as if he was thrown into a frying pan."

"We know very little about this weapon, and even special forces guys can hardly cope with it," added Serdyukov. That doesn't sound very comforting.
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Old 04-05-2012, 07:59 PM   #2
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We already have EMP weapons. This isn't anything new.
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Old 04-05-2012, 08:00 PM   #3
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Old 04-05-2012, 08:14 PM   #4
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Is this going to be as long as mCg's Peace offering thread? I don't know if I have that kinda stamina.
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Old 04-05-2012, 08:24 PM   #5
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Bring it on.
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Old 04-05-2012, 10:13 PM   #6

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Saw these in Sportsmans and had a laugh not long ago.
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