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Old 08-15-2014, 10:00 AM   #5626
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This team was up 38-10 over the Colts with just over 13 minutes to go in the third quarter. After that, a giant chasm opened up in the space-time continuum and Andrew Luck was granted Santa Claus powers. Seriously, he had FOREVER to come back. Every time five minutes ticked off the clock in that game, 10 additional minutes were added to it. And to cap it all off, everyone for the Chiefs got hurt: Jamaal Charles, Brandon Flowers, the bus driver, EVERYONE. By the time the comeback was finished, the Chiefs had nothing but Alex Smith and a bag of old onions left. Cyrus Gray could have stopped the bleeding by catching a sure touchdown, but he dropped it because that is what happens when you put the Chiefs in the playoffs. It was sad and shocking and yet somehow predictable and 100% preventable because…

Your coach: Andy Reid. OH YEAH!

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Old 08-15-2014, 10:03 AM   #5627
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Your quarterback: Alex Smith, who wants $17 million a year from the Chiefs because he has deemed himself ELITE. Watching Alex Smith play quarterback is like playing the penny slots: not much risk, not much reward, you're obviously the broke dude just trying to get through the rest of the night without incurring serious financial harm. Football Outsiders ranked Smith as the 20th most effective QB in football last season, behind even Sam Bradford, who is dead. Smith threw for just over 3,000 yards and was only picked off seven times last season. You know had a better season than that for Kansas City a few years back? Matt Cassel. So yes, let's pony up **** You money for the guy whose ceiling is somewhere south of Prime Matt Cassel.

I bet they extend him within the next two weeks.
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Old 08-15-2014, 10:05 AM   #5628
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How does bow get 1 game and miller got 6?
This is the SECOND time he has been suspended too. He missed 4 games in 2010.
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Old 08-15-2014, 10:29 AM   #5629
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With Bowe, you go into every Chiefs game knowing he could catch three touchdowns but will choose to draw penises on the playsheet instead. I look forward to Andy Reid scheming six fourth quarter drops for him with a two-touchdown lead on a capable opponent.
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Old 08-15-2014, 10:30 AM   #5630
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How does bow get 1 game and miller got 6?
Bowe didn't try to use someone else's piss or bribe the test taker. The league tends to frown on those actions.
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Old 08-15-2014, 11:04 AM   #5631
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Old 08-15-2014, 11:06 AM   #5632
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They're not going to cut him this year. They have NO receivers on their team.
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Old 08-15-2014, 11:10 AM   #5633
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I'm still shocked kc didn't draft a WR this last draft. It was perhaps the deepest WR draft class in 20 years and kc didn't partake.
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Old 08-15-2014, 11:18 AM   #5634
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wow, so that may have cost the man $10M or so.

hope that was some good weed.
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Old 08-15-2014, 11:25 AM   #5635
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Old 08-15-2014, 11:27 AM   #5636
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How does bow get 1 game and miller got 6?
I think it's from the possesion of weed charge during the chiefs bye week last year.
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Old 08-15-2014, 11:33 AM   #5637
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Yeah this isn't from a failed test, it's from conduct detrimental to the league, or getting arrested.
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Old 08-15-2014, 11:42 AM   #5638
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... what can I say? the man loves Kermit the frog.
He is no Gene Kranz but I totally get what GoneFishing is going for and approve.
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Old 08-15-2014, 11:46 AM   #5639
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I'm still shocked kc didn't draft a WR this last draft. It was perhaps the deepest WR draft class in 20 years and kc didn't partake.
Yep, that was all I heard from kFcstudly all pre-draft "the draft class is so deep we will draft a legit rookie starter by the end of day 2" or something like that.

Then when they totally ignored the WR position hoping that cast off dudes that other teams didn't have interest in would become 1,000 yard studs I laughed.

I hope Bowe stays for another 8 years. Love his timely drops and inability to make big plays.
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Old 08-15-2014, 11:51 AM   #5640
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I'm still shocked kc didn't draft a WR this last draft. It was perhaps the deepest WR draft class in 20 years and kc didn't partake.
I was also surprised Cleveland didn't take advantage of this year's WR class especially since they knew of Josh Gordon's suspension at the time.
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Old 08-15-2014, 11:59 AM   #5641
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OK -- what did he do to merit only a 1 game suspension?
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Old 08-15-2014, 12:10 PM   #5642
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OK -- what did he do to merit only a 1 game suspension?
Maybe he punched his woman but didn't knock her unconscious. That would be over the line, and earn him 2 games. Just a punch though, 1 game.
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Old 08-15-2014, 12:24 PM   #5643
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Maybe he punched his woman but didn't knock her unconscious. That would be over the line, and earn him 2 games. Just a punch though, 1 game.
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I don't think bowe would even be a starter on any other team in the league if they cut him.
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I don't think bowe would even be a starter on any other team in the league if they cut him.


"Wait...Bowe....come back!!!"
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Old 08-15-2014, 02:04 PM   #5646
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I don't think bowe would even be a starter on any other team in the league if they cut him.
I think he's totally unmotivated to be good, he probably just wants to be traded.
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Old 08-15-2014, 02:15 PM   #5647
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I don't think bowe would even be a starter on any other team in the league if they cut him.
Seems like Cleveland could use him.
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Old 08-15-2014, 02:29 PM   #5648
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Seems like Cleveland could use him.
that would be a great trade. I'd lol if kc did that...
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Old 08-15-2014, 02:37 PM   #5649
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I was also a little surprised KC didnt take a receiver.

Can maybe understand not in the 1st.

But after that, a lot of good ones were available.

Regards to Bowe, i dont know if they release him, but i guess they could dip into the FA market if they cut him to replace him.
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Old 08-15-2014, 03:35 PM   #5650
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Bowe is having a bad preseason.

Dwayne Bowe’s “finger is shot”

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This makes the Chefs not taking any WRs in the deepest draft ever even more hilarious.
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